Archer Baumann

Thanks @SamsungUS for putting ECG, the main feature I bought a Galaxy Wear watch, behind a $9.95 paywall. #defectivebydesign

@Hertz @lyft Hey guys at least make sure your car rental product doesn't have shit customer service counters before you push the product. #someoneneedsafiring #milwaukiehertz

happy saint pickles day

@amazon customer service fail. I can't remove 2FA on my account. Front line customer service does not take my passport as proof of identity. And yet they let me order a $700 laptop no questions asked. WTF.

Hey @MSNBC can we knock it the hell off with the constantly in motion camera? It's honestly making me seasick.

@bluknight @lancececk Send a Metamucil and gin my way.

Just ordered an "Ensure White Russian" at the bar because apparently I'm the old guy here. @lancececk would understand and approve.

@RussellSPierce I've been so busy dying I didn't notice..

@feedle 2013 🤣. Thanks!

@RussellSPierce When the hell did you become a doctor? Congratulations..

I xalled it, @BrianEnigma .

I think Elon was carrying the wrong thing into Twitter's HQ.

@BrianEnigma Yes.

The Maker credo: We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy

@Caddicarus Get some Stumptown Cold Brew and stay up the next 36.

Hey PRGE, keep an eye out for me in my sick fitttt

@BrianEnigma And the iPhone seems to be missing a few of those glyphs...

Goddammit @tacobell open your damn lobby already. Not everyone drives especially here in #Portland ..

@trimethelp @trimet It was at OMSI. The scattered gravel was too heavy gauge and spread too thick. I could not pass with a wheeled walker and someone in a motorized chair got stuck..

@feedle @trimet Hello Atcher! I'm sorry you weren't able to attend the event yesterday. Can you tell me what location you're referring to regarding the event and how it was not accessible to wheeled pedestrians?

@trimet Great job on making us wheeled pedestrians realize we don’t matter by having your big BRT party completely inaccessible for us. We know we are second class citizens. Keep up the great work!

@BrianEnigma Thanks for researching this. I’ll get right on it.

Hey @trimet : way to go hosting your party to introduce your new bendy bus .. in the least wheeled pedestrian space imaginable. Did any one there even try navigating the space with a walker or wheelchair? I’m not the only one that was having trouble navigating the rocks.

Hey @amazon you are joking, right? This is on a Fire 10, your own damn device. Jeez.