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@Primark where is this amazing jacket from??? It’s on the model other website but can’t find it anywhere for sale 😭😭😭

Everytime another ep of this madness comes on my tv #Mafsau

@Uber_Support Please explain where the £2.50 discount is considering I can book this same journey on @thetrainline & @TLRailUK direct for the exact same price (no additional discounts) - you’ve just bumped the full price up on your own accord?? Absolute scam.

What do these people’s friends and family think when they sit and watch this?? Juliette needs sectioned #Mafsau

What in the name of Christ is going on in this season?!? Are they all coked off their nuts??? These volatile personality changes are WILD #Mafsau

I can’t lie.. Joel makes me howl with laughter & he’s very good looking. He’s definitely quirky af/possibly on the spectrum but absolutely nothing he says or does warrants Juliette’s amateur dramatics 🙄🙄 there will be a perfect girl out there for him no doubt! #Mafsau

Every commitment ceremony on #Mafsau I burn with rage that poor Mel had to sit across from these nasty, self-indulgent humans & listen to them talk absolute shite, whilst battling a terminal diagnosis and was reaching the end of her life. I hope they’re thoroughly ashamed 🤬🤬

Tyson is the epitome of misogyny. Don’t have any previous sexual partners + don’t be frigid. The math ain’t mathin #Mafsau

For everyone slagging NI.. you truly don’t understand how basic our palettes can be growing up on meat & potatoes.We’re a sheltered/humble nation & non-beige foods scare a lot of people & fine dining is few and far between. Every year there’s growth & IM PROUD! #GreatBritishMenu

PSA (for Tyson) - Here’s the definition of most women’s masculine af man 🤤🤤🤤 #Mafsau

Gia has a lot to say about Joel considering her own husband can’t remember her child’s name #Mafsau

Oh Tyson. Feminists don’t hate men. I love men. A LOT. I just love them the most when they don’t try to oppress me & believe that I too deserve the same rights as men 😍 #Mafsau

Starting S2 of Last One Laughing and feeling sad that Sean Lock would have been a perfect contender for this programme… especially with Jimmy as the host 💔

@uchnamsen This is fair! I wonder if his confidence got a little shaken when he saw how in the zone Jamie was?

@fifimccree Idk to me he only seemed prideful in the first half of today but then changed his tune Very happy for Jamie however

Delighted for Jamie.. Cal defo thought he had it in the bag & pride often comes before a fall! Where can I order that duck main?!?#GreatBritishMenu

Genuine question… is Mel 100% mentally well? As in, the way she speaks, her mannerisms, the glazed eyes 👀 she gives me vibes of someone who’s maybe not all there….. #MAFSAU

Another year & lest we forget 🤣🤣🤣 #GreatBritishMenu

I apoke too soon. Able to immediately name the movies both dishes were based on without any explanation so naturally he gets sent home 🥲

Praying we actually get some dishes that really highlight the brief this year instead of just a plate of food they wanted to cook & 1 prop 🙃 #greatbritishmenu

Genuine question as a British person watching #LoveIsBlind every year…. Do Americans not use condoms??? Why is there always insane convos about not having sex out of an huge irrational fear of getting pregnant?!?