Florida Patriot

@megynkelly @marklevinshow Not as sorry as his wife

I’m sorry you have a micro penis @marklevinshow but don’t drag the rest of us into your drama

@heyitsmeCarolyn @01Funkytown TDS causes weight gain

What has happened to Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks⁉️ 👀

@katiemunsell101 @JLRINVESTIGATES A Karen meltdown

JLR is getting all the good tips today. @JLRINVESTIGATES - Go to Sheriff Nanos house. Nancy Guthrie’s house is the wrong house because She Said. BACK 2 BACK Friday The 13th- lmao

🚨 SLEEPER CELL ACTIVATED? Old Dominion University shooter ID'd as Mohamed Jalloh — former Army National Guardsman, convicted in 2016 for attempting to provide material support to ISIS. Naturalized citizen from Sierra Leone, released from federal prison in 2024, under JOE BIDEN.

If you come here from Somalia and apply for a fraudulent $4 million grant for a daycare that doesn’t exist, that’s okay. If you are 22 years old, willing to die for your country, and you eat a ribeye, that’s outrageous. Did I get that right?

@BrianEntin @ljudy97 Any goats on the scene?

Police are responding to reports of an “active shooter” at a synagogue outside Detroit, where smoke is billowing from the roof — reports that a truck crashed into the Temple Israel synagogue in West Bloomfield Township, Michigan.

In addition to refusing service to a Trump voter, it looks like @SmoothieKing and their CEO are also ALL IN on DEI. Clearly they don’t want your business if you’re right wing, so give them what they want: No right wing customers.

Notice how they don't speak English but all know which city they're going to x.com/endwokeness/st…

@rawsalerts @Petite0ne The stabber was mad because his goat has diarrhea

🚨#BREAKING: Multiple emergency crews are on the scene of a mass stabbing with shots fired on I-495 near Washington, D.C. At least four people have been stabbed on the Beltway, and the suspect has been taken down.

@BillMelugin_ @OnePhoenixMom @FoxNews If you see a goat acting funny, be on the lookout

BREAKING: @FoxNews has obtained a photo of the Austin, TX mass shooter, armed & wearing a sweater that says “Property of Allah”. He has not been identified by authorities, but multiple federal law enforcement sources tell FOX he is a 53-year-old naturalized US citizen who was born in Senegal and was living in Pflugerville, TX. I am told he was also wearing an undershirt that had an Iranian flag on it.

@JLRINVESTIGATES Heard someone else say it was a Kia Soul

Person called in today and said it looks like a Range Rover seen on surveillance 2.5 miles from Nancy Guthrie's home on the morning of the Kidnapping.

@SaltyGoat17 @jmlg05 I wonder if she plucked the flies off her brother pecker before he porked her

😆😂😭🤣

@Notwokenow @HarrisonKrank She/her does look like she eats for 2 people

This is who wrote the BS story disparaging the US Men’s Hockey team. And now it all makes sense.

@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor Can we get a refund for that train scam ?

EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY DESERVES A REFUND TOO.

@catturd2 @VaWineLVRS Partying to Toby Keith is next level good

I love this team.

The No. 1 argument against tariffs is IT'S A TAX! Corporations simply pass the cost on to consumers!! But now the corporations want the government to "refund" the tariffs they paid, which everyone tells me they already passed onto consumers.

💯💯💯

@ClayTravis I bet AOC could answer a question about the ingredients in a tequila sunrise

Who gave the better answer to a foreign policy question: AOC or Miss South Carolina? Listen and decide:

@jaketapper What about choosing between dogs and democrat operatives posing as journalists ?

Disgusting bigotry.

@BuzzPatterson Yes, dogs have a hard time making suicide vests

I’m going with the dogs, too.