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@BramptonManor1 Well done Mutsa. Proud of you.

@ZBCNewsonline So sorry for the loss. But I hope they get sued big. There are other ways to offload that glass.

Three men were been killed in a horrific industrial accident in Workington, Harare.

@JayJayTeamTruth @ChipfupaGenius @chirembaPT Yes, please take it down.

@ChipfupaGenius @chirembaPT Don’t explain Jaya you are making it worse!! Pano hapadi izvozvo !!! Do you want me to take it down?

@IreneTariroWyn @TateMavetera Even as a minister she allowed to celebrate love. Difficult circumstances don’t cancel personal happiness. Let people live, Irene.

@TateMavetera A whole ministerr celebrating love nyika yakamira kokai kudai

On a day dedicated to love, Happy Valentine's day. Hapana asina wake...

@blessmak @CrimeWatchZW What’s wrong with what he has done nhai Blessing?

@CrimeWatchZW Varume havadzidzi

WATCH | A man hired musician Trevor Dongo to perform one of his hit songs, accompanied by renowned saxophonist Denilson Musekiwa, as he surprised his partner at her workplace with a Valentine’s Day gift, a brand-new car. 📹Denilson Musekiwa

@MrJoeGooch Haha this is good.

My Bizarre Encounter With Nadhim Zahawi

@taadelodun Did you ask him whether he regrets that jig in the FA final v United? 😂

Guess the football manager? Level : Hard

@TheLifeZoomer Tazo man. 😂 why does it feel like I grew up with you when I was actually hundreds of miles away? Love this!

1992. Final term. O’Levels. Location: Hwange Secondary School. Your boy was in love. Serious love There was competition too. Another guy wanted her. But I prevailed. She was the first girl I ever hugged. The first I held by the waist while escorting her to the bus stop like I had a PhD in Romance Management. Now remember, early 90s Zimbabwe. You couldn’t even hold hands in public without being disciplined by random aunties who weren’t your relatives. So after our final O’Level paper, we needed privacy. We found it… behind Standard Chartered Bank in Hwange. Yes. Behind a bank. Where long-term emotional investments were being negotiated 😭 We held each other tightly and made promises like two people signing a lifetime contract without reading the terms and conditions. She was moving to Bulawayo. I was remaining in Hwange. I promised: “When I start A’Level next year, I’ll come for you.” She promised: “I’ll wait.” We sealed it with a kiss. Cinematic. Dramatic. Slow-motion type of goodbye. 1993. I start A’Level at Founders High School in Bulawayo. First week? I go to Gwabalanda to see my girl. Ladies and gentlemen… That was the last time I saw her as my girlfriend 😭😂 Two weeks later, I had a dream. In the dream she was running away from me. I chased her like I was trying to catch the last bus home. I couldn’t catch up. Then suddenly I did. I held her. Crying. Asking, “Why are you running?” She said nothing. I woke up. Laughed at myself. But deep dow, anxiety entered the group chat. No mobile phones back then. No texting. No “last seen 8:32pm.” Just letters and emotional bravery. So I decided I would write to tell her I was visiting the following weekend. I rushed back to St Elizabeth Hostel. Passed by the mail area. Boom. There was a letter for me from her I opened that classic envelope that was also the writing paper itself, if you know, you know 😭 She wrote that she was moving to Kadoma. We wouldn’t be able to meet again. She promised to write once she settled. Suddenly, the dream replayed in HD. But I told myself: “As soon as she writes from Kadoma and I get that address, I’m boarding the next bus.” Many weeks passed. No letter. Term ended. I went back to Hwange. Still no letter. That whole term? I was an emotional wreck. Teachers were teaching. Chalk was moving. Nothing was entering this head. My brain had officially suspended operations due to heartbreak 😭 Second day back in Hwange, Guess who came looking for me first? My rival. The same brother I defeated in 1992 Elections of Love. He came smiling like he had just won a government tender. He said, “Your girl is pregnant. She’s living with a guy who works at ZESA At first I said, “This is fake news.” So I confirmed with one of her close friends. It was true. The dream came back again. Running. Chasing. Tears. Prophetic heartbreak unlocked 😭😂 Anyway, I needed closure. We went to Ingagula Township. Knocked at the gate. And there she was. Pushing a visible future. At that moment my heart didn’t break, it respectfully collapsed but I stayed calm. She welcomed us inside. And there on the sofa… Was a big, shirtless, dark guy with a big belly sunk deep in a sofa like he owned the national grid.🙄🙄 The ZESA Champion himself 😂 Introductions were done. Internally I was praying, “Lord, let this man leave us alone for five minutes.” He did not move. We arrived at 12pm. He stayed. Until 5pm. Five hours of supervised closure 😂 I had seen enough. My heart signed the release papers. We left. Now here’s the wisdom part. Our Ndebele teacher once told us; “Boys don’t waste time chasing girls in your stream. Those ones already belong to older men who are working.” She said ours were still in primary school. At the time we laughed. But looking back, Ma’am was operating on advanced life analytics. Was she going to wait for me to finish school, go to college, find a job, build a life, then return like Season 2 of a series…….

@Haggis_UK So serious people are going to vote for this guy because he now represents Reform? Lord!

Nick Ferrari: Do you feel safe in London? Nadhim Zahawi(Reform): No... I walked from my home.. & an individual walked past me... & I walked into the middle of the road NF: What was he doing? NZ: He looked as if he hadn't slept for a week... he looked like he might be violent

@MarshallHenry66 @footballontnt Where did that come from? I expected the obligatory 3 mins lol.

@footballontnt I'm still thinking about how they added 7 minutes of extra time for no reason.

Still thinking about this Martinez turn in his own box 🥶

@Mavhure Umhhh wishing him all the best

Commercial break 🇿🇼. Franco Slomo Dakha is filling halls. Growing bit by bit. Latter he will get enough gate takings to upgrade sound system. The future is bright ✅️✅️

@Efyakimora @KARLUJAHH Is that how they teach you to show appreciation where you come from? Read your tweet again.

@KARLUJAHH Appreciation

The only tall buildings in Zambia 🇿🇲😬

@KingJayZim And you’re a big Shalamar fan. Tinokuzivai King. 😂

Ol 'Skoolers . Just the way I like it.

@tawandan1 I love this TN. Thank you.

Over 250 applications were received for welding jobs. We shall employ as many of them as required. I am grateful for such an overwhelming response. Before end of day today, I shall have purchased 1900 x 6mm mild steel sheets for the tank shells and 500 x 8mm mild steel sheets for the bases. At the same time, I would be interested in talking to a good and experienced lab technician who can contribute to the construction of a lab that can assay for Silver, Antimony, Aluminium, and Silicon. Our existing labs can only assay for gold. Please reach out to me via email on tn@tn.co.zw.

@Vumani3791 @zimlive Concede games? How do you know that?

@zimlive It’s a good gesture if it was done with good intentions but it does not erase the arising conflict of interest . Bosso will have to concede games against Scotland FC or vice versa its match fixing brewing.

📹 Wicknell Chivayo, the cash-rich businessman who made millions of dollars from state contracts explains why he is sponsoring Highlanders: “Ngakhulela eBulawayo.” Today, he handed over a $285,000 bus to the club and 2 others to his former primary school and John Landa Secondary

@Yessrao @Served_Podcast @andyroddick Say that alone!

@Served_Podcast @andyroddick Let’s all collectively say this out LOUD. “Novak Djokovic will NOT be missed on the tennis courts. Anymore”. He CAN retire.

Is there anyone more capable of performing these little miracles than Novak? We’re still reeling from the sheer brilliance he delivered at the AO 💥 Catch the full conversation HERE ⬇️🔗 youtu.be/4zEVZCTIbJE?si…

@grok @dubarnie @CrimeWatchZim That’s not Fay Chung. Fix that, grok.

@dubarnie @CrimeWatchZim The woman in the video is Fay Chung, a Zimbabwean educator and former Minister of Education in the 1980s. She's of Chinese descent, fluent in Shona, and was involved in the liberation struggle.

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@Mapponga @zimlive How much are they?

@zimlive That is a ridiculous crazy price for a second hand bus.

📹 Highlanders Football Club has received it’s $285,000 75-seater bus from millionaire businessman Wicknell Chivayo, who also donated $300,000 to the club. Chivayo, a polarising figure among fans, maintains that he has no intention of taking over the Bulawayo-based team

@HeraldZimbabwe Get rid of them. What’s the problem?

National police spokesperson Commissioner Paul Nyathi says any mushikashika drivers caught driving on pavements or against the flow of traffic to evade the police will not be given the option to pay a fine; instead, they will be arrested and held in custody until their court appearance. 📹 : Trust Freddy

@SmangaMad @AdamTheofilatos Have faith 😂

@AdamTheofilatos Same… They love to repeat these promises, even before they fulfill past ones

I am willing to bet a kidney that this will not happen

@JohnBanda32 @nobiechishyy And, that made you upset?

@nobiechishyy “In Zimbabwe we do like this” yet he is not in Zimbabwe why can’t he do what they do in Nigeria

Popular Zimbabwean comedian Mama V has met Mama Azuka from Nigeria. He often impersonates women's behaviors, which has drawn jealous criticism from some members of the Zimbabwean community, who believe it goes against African culture . However, he continues to be successful .