the deep

@redroomrantings I use kami pdf annotation

Maybe I am very stupid, but is it possible to actually sign a pdf digitally without paying a subscription somewhere? Does this exist anymore?

@bl00dnB0nee The lack of lighters rly encapsulates the future of Americas children

Why’d they take some poor dry ass kid’s CeraVe 😭😭💀

@_takeajoke My opening word is always gourd

my dead name is actually one of the most used wordle starter words

@theliamnissan Cheryl in the background 😭 straight out of an episode of curb your enthusiasm

Watch RFK Jr. get bit by a snake, it's hilarious

Gotta say the wait and delivery on the Kimiko reveal might have been worth the water consumption just this once

@appleorangenow Apple next to oranges dismembered body..

pause...

@feinmhuinin not knowing the name of the doctor you trust your underage child with and likely will be their doctor for their first 18 years of life

Had to scroll to the end to make sure this was actually real and unfortunately it is

@shoutartaglia @leviiscold I also tried hannah montana and miley rae cyrus and got incorrect as well

@leviiscold it won’t even let me add in a cis woman’s name

Tried the name 100 women website I’m seeing folks do. Have y’all not noticed that it rejects every trans woman you submit orrrrrr

@AndrewHilaryUS x.com/wimmieshop/sta…

I had one of my highest sales days of all time BUT so many people were grilling and not a single one of them offered me a hot dog. Ice cream truckin is not for the faint of heart.

@AndrewHilaryUS You have to put out a sign that says “free ice cream if you bring me dinner” I saw it work on my TL for some person at their anime con table surely you would find success

@ca11mebiles Honestly i couldnt tell what it was either until the girls found it

how wasted and/or stupid do you have to be not to notice there's a severed finger in your water

@ybglychee She def gonna change the name

Baby mama saw dis tweet

2023 summer situationship just named his daughter after me

@ohsethy Idk what chinese places yall go to but mine do both it just depends what you are ordering. The most accurate depiction would be a variety of containers

@ohnoitsnini @mst3ktwt You both should watch american vandal if you havent already!

@mst3ktwt this used to be my favourite movie ever i had a huge crush on griffin gluck

WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOO #filmtwt

@OmegaSuperHuman @Promiseishim Their own show which was leading into/apart of the same conflicts of the boys

@frtnitebr @Promiseishim Probably because they have 80x the screentime in their own show?

The side character from Gen v gets more screen time and a complete arc than all main gen v characters

@OmegaSuperHuman @Promiseishim He got to beat the shit out of the guy who killed his dad and we have a better idea of his living situation for the last year than marie or jordan and he gets an on screen death. No one else in gen v got that much screen time in this szn much less a fight scene

@frtnitebr @Promiseishim "Completed" and he just gets an alpaga gf and dies

@carterfreeman_ @esjesjesj The walls were broken tho

@esjesjesj It’s the fact that we had 4 supes with super strength fighting inside a room the whole time without a single wall being broken.. don’t even get me started on how 2 of them can fly at super speed

Losing it at them immediately making the actual finale look way better in comparison

@lowercaselevity @TheDude18410087 @flutterswirls @bortinez_ Youre the rabbit hole bruh

@frtnitebr @TheDude18410087 @flutterswirls @bortinez_ i'm not saying they must. i'm saying they do. all humans do. i'm bored of talking about dsds. it's nothing to do with "trans" or bathrooms. it's a tiresome rabbit hole that fools try and distract you with as if i don't already understand this topic extremely well. 🙄

Been too long anyways. Women’s are much much nicer. See you in there ladies 💅💕

@lowercaselevity @TheDude18410087 @flutterswirls @bortinez_

@frtnitebr @TheDude18410087 @flutterswirls @bortinez_ what the fuck has my opinion got to do with anything at all? why are you retards so concerned with the opinion of a stranger as if i have any control over medical decisions? fucking hell. 😂