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@b_bbyel Gay and broke call it Faqueer

Buddy never heard of shirts vs skins #Shrink

Jurnalis detik nyamperin dealer pusat motor EMMO yang dapat proyek 1,2 triliun dari BGN untuk proyek MBG, eh baru dan proses dibangun. Klaimnya sudah 50 jaringan, padahal pusatnya aja baru dibangun. Kalau nggak kena @KPK_RI sih keterlaluan.

Soalnya bokap nya dah modalin Ndud, dan bokap nya galak WKWKWK

Hot take: Kalau lu cewek dan under 160cm, ga usah neko-neko nyari cowok tinggi. Jangan nuntut hal yang lu aja ga punya. Kadang yang boncel-boncel ni banyak tingkah maunya yang 180. Elu setengahnya kocak. 🤗

Sealtwt deserves to know in Ireland there's a town where a surfboard got stuck out in the ocean and seals have used it to surf ever since

orang ngga kompeten pada gede gede ya gajinya 🙂

@erlanishere Kalo misalnya liat di twt rame, banyak yg bohong lol

Karena secara statistik, cowok Indonesia dengan tinggi +180 cm itu jarang. 😭 Rata-rata pria dewasa Indonesia itu di 165 cm (simpangan baku: 6,2 cm). Kalau pakai kurva normal, cowok Indonesia yang tingginya +180 cm itu cuma di 0.93%. Alias dari 1000 laki-laki, cuma sekitar 9 orang doang yang tingginya segitu. Dengan hitungan statistik yang sama: Cowok tinggi di atas 175 cm: 6%. Cowok tinggi di atas 170 cm: 23%. Itu belum ngitung faktor lain, apakah orangnya sudah berkeluarga, apakah beda agama, apakah redflag, apakah kaya-miskin, dsb.

High value, divine feminine, why did feminists fight for me to work, boy moms, I want to turn off my brain, all of this shit is red pill. It's gross. I hate it for all of them.

Ada post bagus di IG soal neurodivergent dan complex trauma. Intinya dibilang gini: Nggak semua tanda dan gejala itu menunjukkan neurodivergent (as in ADHD atau autisme atau keduanya). Bisa jadi itu hanya dampak dari trauma kompleks. Dan itu yg dibilang psikologku juga

“Botanical sexism” is a concept regarding the preference for planting the male trees as they don’t drop fruit and seed pods and stuff. This leads to an over abundance of pollen producing trees, making people’s allergies worse.

Judul programnya makan bergizi gratis, anggaran buat beli motor 42 juta sebanyak 31.000!!! Giliran buat anggaran makanan anak2nya malah cuman 10.000 / anak. Dimana logikanya?

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

imagine calling up your talented painter friend and being like “hey Sodomov what’s up”

Nel 2026 queste cose le fa un nono uomo undrafted di 215cm Tanto per capire qual è il livello del talento nell'NBA attuale

ptsd (pussy tight & soaked disorder)

In the 1980s, the CIA backed right wing militants who actively murdered Catholics in Central and South America. St. Oscar Romero was gunned down while celebrating Mass by one such group.

i hate that men are just allowed to be fat and ugly

I cannot look at another sternum

female celebrities showing up to red carpets looking like theyre a sneeze away from toppling over and dying but we're just supposed to ignore it and call them fab anyway #okay

I don't think skeletal celebrity women are all Chadwick Boseman I'm going to be real I think a lot of them are just anorexic