Christian Peel

old pic of my dad looking like fat Sal from Impractical Jokers

This is illegal in the USA

@lemonade_grrrl crying lmao

@davidmdraiman @rogerwaters @Billy stfu you dumb cuck you are signing bombs to be used against people. fuck dialogue when you are choosing violence. people in Palestine didn't cause your dick not to work. Can't wait until you join Ozzi in Hell

And here I was open to dialogue, even with someone I so deeply disagree with. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Honestly @rogerwaters, this is the reaction I unfortunately expected. It’s disappointing, but predictable. Be brave Roger. Blessed are the peacemakers, right? I’m always willing to try. We must all continue to try. Even with you.

An open letter to @Billy: Dear Billy Corgan How are you? It’s been too long. @davidmdraiman Someone forwarded me this chap’s appearance on your podcast. I’d never heard of him. Anyway, it turns out he has heard of me. It seems he has a problem with me standing up for human rights, particularly the human rights of my brothers and sisters in Gaza who are being slaughtered in a genocide by the armed forces of the Nazi racist, pariah state of Israel. You, being the lovely fella you are gave this little piece of shit a chance to clarify or even modify his position. He did. He is a psychotic racist Nazi pig. I’m told, Billy, he writes messages on bombs before the IDF drops them on civilians in Gaza. Enough said. I will continue to work with all my brothers and sisters all over the world in the movement to demand equal human rights for all human beings, irrespective of their religion or ethnicity or nationality. If you, my friend are wondering if I want a conversation with this obnoxious little prick? The answer is non merci Billy, life’s too short, he can inhabit his tiny corner of hell without the benefit of my love and truth. Love R. PS. @Disturbed ? 😂👍Er? Yeah! Just a bit!

@zacktps posting my own version now

You strait (of Hormuz?)

@vxylily straight up thought this said "womanaise"

He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@OliverALarkin @OrangeFreddyG got the Zohran smile down perfect

The first thing you see after you move to Florida.

@fdr_dem who tf cares if he voted for Kamala?

Btw, he won't say it, but Hasan absolutely voted for Kamala because while he's a militant reformist, he is also a harm reductionist—and I respect that so much from him. I'm happy to be in a coalition with this guy.

Elon Musk: "It's a real weakness to want to be liked, a real weakness, and I do not have that."

@ArtsyMarx1st love the pics of her as a puppy<3

here she is the day i brought her home 😭where did the time go

today may be tough, but this little lady turned 1 today. i got her for a lot of reasons, but one of them was a present to myself for surviving my abusers death. Turned out she was born the day he died. where one life ends, another begins

been saying this shit so much I made dis

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

@COPIER @NYCMayor who tf would that hurt if they sold? the property would still exist dumb fuck lmao I'm so happy I'm not as dumb as you.

@NYCMayor Next Step: The Rich sell off all property they own in NYC and leave the state. Great Job!!

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

@CantEverDie Me and my friend been saying this shit to each other for the last month lmao! I even made my own

they’re kirkifying anything these days

@ScottDMenzel @notdayle the fuck i did

Everyone better pay to see this movie. You all promised the creators that it would be a hit.

@sapphirecyan333 how was the crypto trading? saw you bought a house‼️📈😤

Returning to Twitter

@sliceofheck do you also watch the pod race also when you watch episode 1 fully or do you skip it until later?

Actually the correct Star Wars viewing order is: Episode 4 Episode 3 Episode 6 Episode 1 Grogu Episode 2 Han Solo a Star Wars movie Episode 1 Episode 8 Episode 5 Episode 7 and 9 (concurrently) Temple of Doom Episode 1 (pod race only)

@_bitchsword -tries to make a song singularly about class war -can not help but dunk on 300 lb short people

thinking about him today ❤️

Americans trying to explain the love of Jesus Christ: "Imagine two plain double hamburgers..."

notice they all have hats to cover their ugly bald heads