Johnny Glass

@UsedGolfFacts Don’t be sad Justine that your husband can’t get a PGA Tour card

Bryson is chomping at the bit to get back on the PGA Tour so he can play the Zurich Classic with a random subscriber to get them a Tour card. “Can I turn a 17 handicap into a PGA Tour pro in one weekend? 🤯”

@EndGameWW3 Move to Texas bro! It's the best! @EndGameWW3

2 things checked off my bucket list when I was in Texas... I got to pet a Kangaroo and feed Giraffes...

@UsedGolfFacts Shut up Justine

2023 Rory on Signature Events: “The best players should be playing in them.” 2026 Rory: Sitting out his second straight Signature Event.

@XtremeApologia @KylePorterNS BE THE RIGHT CLUB TODAY!!!!

@KylePorterNS Hal Sutton

If you dislike the Jim Furyk pick for U.S. captain in 2027, who should the PGA of America chosen instead?

@TwittaKitty @Teslaconomics Why did it save you a hotel room? 8 hours is a light day for a road trip. Raleigh to Tampa is 650 miles. 11ish hours. No need for hotels.

@Teslaconomics We rode our Model Y from Florida to back home in NC, 8+ hour drive, on FSD. Left in the morning. Arrived at home around 11 pm. FSD saved us at least $100 hotel room.

Right now, the smartest real world AI in the world - Tesla FSD v14.3.1 - is driving me to Napa on a 2-hour trip, 100% autonomously in Mad Max mode, taking the most efficient route possible. I’m sitting back, enjoying my fresh coffee, completely stress-free, not worrying one bit about getting in an accident (I don’t even know where I’m going tbh…) High-speed Starlink is beaming down from space straight into my Cyberbeast, so my two kids can learn and work with Grok - the smartest digital AI in the world - while my significant other sits right beside them, doing work on her computer during the commute. You and I may be on the same road, heading to the same place… but bc of Tesla and SpaceX’s technology, we are living completely different lives. I’m living in the yr 2069, a majority of people are living in 2026.

@StockedMonkey @lowfatbatman @LN2_R0gue You keep posting this image like it’s a gotcha. The stopped time is in minutes/seconds. Moving time is in hours/minutes.

@lowfatbatman @LN2_R0gue

22 hours 38 minutes The fastest crossing of the country ever has been made in a CT4-V Blackwing Jacksonville > San Diego

@tylerjohnson_59 How’d your boy Li do after you talked so much smack on Thursday? Oh yeah, an 80 ball and complete irrelevancy today. Oh and also the ONLY PLAYER IN THE FIELD TO PUTT THE BALL OFF THE GREEN INTO THE WATER ALL WEEK. Yeah, ball knowers know and we don’t care

Pumped to be apart of Normal Sport and support Kyle. He always delivers. Check it out ⬇️

@itsbogsbody @vcdgf555 No it’s not Bog baby, it’s delish!!

@vcdgf555 Truly appalling

For no particular reason, happy Sunday, fam. 😊

@juuha18 @CinemaTweets1 What was she supposed to do, wait forever?

@CinemaTweets1 She found a guy and remarried within 4 years.... Damn

Cast Away’s ending has always stayed with me. The mixed emotions Hanks feels upon returning home- he survived, but missed so much. His forehead is still sunburnt but his face is lighter from the beard. It’s a bittersweet moment that only an actor of Tom Hanks’ caliber could nail.

@BeatinTheBookie Play better

What’s Patrick Reed gotta do for some fucking tv coverage?

@PatrickReed_fan @nickysmokess Shut up Justine

@nickysmokess Reed will take it home this weekend #TeamReed

We need a Rory meltdown so bad.

@davidhill_ns @KylePorterNS Where’s ya boy at? Oh forgot, cold toppin into the water

@funkyjensen @KylePorterNS Ball knowers care

Since 2005, only two players (Tiger and Rory) have come from outside the top 10 after Round 1 to win the Masters. So your 2026 champ is almost certainly going to be one of these players.

Sitting down to watch The Masters all weekend. Just like Bryson.

@JamieDillon19 @RiggsBarstool Yeah this is gonna age well. Real golf fans (Not LIV apologists) root for Rory.

@RiggsBarstool Cant wait to watch him shit the bed tomorrow. I wish Rose had of got him last year. Rory is a miserable cu~t

lol

@NickyNumbers194 Shitty LIV take. Real golf fans want him to win. We root for him always

Rory needs to relax. No one bet you, no one wants to see you win back to back. Go home. And by no one I mean me.

@MAC_Arms As a licensed firearms instructor, it's hilarious how many commenters are saying to shoot. Stand behind the door with firearm drawn? Yes Would I be on the phone with 911? Yes. If he breaks open the door, he gets one. But until he does, it's not a killing beef.

He seems like a nice, rational guy. Clearly the homeowner didn't realize he was living in this guys neighborhood. How rude.

@RMTracker 72

Rory tees off in T-minus one minute. Reply with your score prediction for his 2nd round 👇

@davidhill_ns @KylePorterNS Bro no one cares

@funkyjensen @KylePorterNS ??? No one in this field moves the needle more than Haotong. He is HIM.

@davidhill_ns @KylePorterNS Why?

@KylePorterNS I need Haotong to win like I need oxygen

@Valitskim I moved here in 2008, left in 2018, and just moved back. It's my favorite city in America today. But 2008 Austin was GOATed with the sauce.

Never thought I’d get so much hate for just liking Austin Texas 🥲