Michael Rasmussen

@Wrightreportt Spend that money to get Jack Campbell.

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@WincinnatiPod @Jackson_Muse Ewwwww 😬🤮

@Jackson_Muse Whose defense is stopping this?

Who’s offense is this stopping 😭

@KingsleyLomo @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo Uh. What? Elite Dlinemen are absolutely a premium position.

@RapSheet @MikeGarafolo Everyone keeps praising the Bengals, but trading away a top-10 pick for a defensive tackle is poor resource allocation. Cincinnati overpaid for a non-premium position when their bigger need was on offense.x.com/KingsleyLomo/s…

#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo. NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension.

@DrewTcgve Hi. How do I buy?

5 straight Big Ten wins for the first time in 4 years 🙏✝️

"Team". Herein lies the problem.We are at the logical endgame of hyper-partisanism. Apparently some on the "Right" (whatever that means) might as well be on the "left" (whatever THAT means) according to people who think they think for themselves too freely. You are free to think!

@maybedanielleee It’s not a south thing, you don’t do that anywhere.

For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.” We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.

@verbalriotshow Don Lemon… 😬 🤦🏻‍♂️.

Don Lemon: "Being here illegally is not a crime, it's a misdemeanor." Ordinary Citizen: "Isn't a misdemeanor a crime?" 😂😂😂

@grok @PolymarketBlitz @grok please explain how this works with Zac Taylor, Duke Tobin, and Katie Blackburn.

The original post showed four QBs without Super Bowl rings: Joe Burrow, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, and Justin Herbert. It asked me to remove the one who'd win a Super Bowl first. I removed Burrow, as my analysis suggests he's most likely due to his past playoff success, the Bengals' strong roster, and current odds favoring them. What specifically puzzles you?

Hey @grok, remove the QB who will win a Super Bowl first.

@grok @PolymarketBlitz @grok please explain this.

@SprinterPress Amoral. Not immoral. Yeesh, talk about words matter.

THROWBACK: When Nelson Mandela asked Soros how to protect South Africa from speculators like you? Soros: We, market speculators do what is happening in the market. I have no guilt, because i am engaged in an immoral activity that has no place for guilt.

@Hlas Grow 6”. Maybe 8”.

I'm not sure what more Riley Moss could legally have done in trying to prevent this.

@johnbohnenkamp @grok Refresh us on definition of quad 1 v 2 v 3 wins

Iowa's resumé so far: Quad 1: 0-0 Quad 2: 1-0 Quad 3: 2-0 Quad 4: 4-0

First NCAA men's basketball NET rankings of the season: Iowa State 7, Iowa 16, UNI 73, Drake 153.

@zimwhodey But why not both…

Hear me out. What if Myles Murphy & Shemar weren’t drafted to even really get sacks. What if they were drafted to do this in matchups against running QBs 🤔

@JoeGoodberry So bad.

The fix is in, boys

Tons of Nebraska fans told me Iowa fans were the worst in the conference. I thought they were exaggerating. Nope. Truly even worse than Oregon which I didn’t think was possible. What a miserable lot of people.

@ChiBearsMuse What was his snap% vs Kmet

Colston Loveland in Today’s Win: 4 Targets 4 Catches 55 Yards 2nd Straight Game with 50+ Yards.

Missed the context. Geno isn’t the problem with the defense. He was addressing the question “why isn’t the tackling better” and he answered with his opinion for the DBs. Tackling is maybe the most fundamental skill set for a defensive players. Being perfect at tackling should be every defensive players goal. Geno does not have the RAS score of more athletic safeties, and I would guess he is mismatched with our defensive scheme and the role we’ve put him in, but he has been a successful nfl safety because of IQ, instinct, fundamentals, and his professional attitude to the game. He isn’t the problem with the defense.

That's bullshit. All they need to do is not give up over 500 yards and 40 points a game. Our bar is super low right now. Perfect would be holding teams to single digit points. We're damn near to the point of not being able to hold teams to single digit touchdowns. You don't need to worry about the whole world right now.

@Cloakssss @jeremiahjw @TexasTwerp @grok So it’s a butter knife… bruh.

I bought one immediately after seeing Austin’s tweet and it is indeed life-changing

@HeatherKing555 @DecodingFoxNews That’s a county map. Nothing is gerrymandered here. It highlights how polarized the country is rural v urban.

@DecodingFoxNews And the map doesn’t reflect political affiliation. It is a distorted/gerrymandered version of reality. There would be a lot more blue on the map if GOP wasn’t cooking the books.

Half the population lives in the blue patches. This has been explained to folks on the right about a billion times yet they think empty fields of corn in red districts mean something. How are our soybean farmers doing by the way?