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@HasAhmed_ That to me says severe delays and all trains are cramped up behind one another and the service isn’t regulated and the next train will be delayed as it waits for the first train to move out of the way. Ever the pessimist. Best case, it’s correct but both trains full and not comfy

This is the London I’m talking about! 😍 Northerners look away pls

@KatyGilroyBlog Stop eating/drinking diary. Use Dove hand soap/shower gel and ceraVe hand cream. Eat an apple a day, literally and seriously.

Plssss somebody with #eczema help me I can’t cope with being this itchy any more I’m doing everything you’re meant to and even where there is no visible eczema I’m still ragging my skin to the point it bleeds and bruises, I need advice 😭

@supersonicade @c2c_Rail They’re going to use that level crossing and use the old MOD railway and extend the line up to Wakering! They’re totally not, I just made that up. Would be cool though.

@c2c_Rail Nice. But I'm intrigued that the DfT seem to think that the passenger railway extends beyond Shoeburyness!

We're really pleased our customers will benefit from this project. This will offer more smart ticketing options and will help customers travel more flexibly and conveniently as well as supporting the wider economic recovery of the region through easier access to rail travel.

@microscopicture Show me the sweet, sweet nectar! 🐝

sunflower petal surface and two sunflower pollen grains under an electron microscope

@SoVeryBritish Frying my hand after dropping the frying pan mid-toss. Pancake Day 1995.

I once put my back out while tossing a pancake. What’s your stupidest injury?

@oobr @geofftech I’m in @Royal_Greenwich and don’t even have #SantanderCycles available near me.

We ended up in a London where all the bikeshare options are more expensive than just getting the tube (which is also faster, not to mention drier and warmer and involves less pedalling).

@RevRichardColes I noticed also this year October wasn’t pink, few rainbows for in June and World Mental Health Day went completely unnoticed. Almost as if it’s a deliberate intention to not “virtual signal” …

Please return me to the Baa.. #MondayPunday thank you @YoungsPubs

@mrs_backstreet Fireworks from near University of Greenwich. There were a load of these red flares. They covered a large area, didn’t look safe at all. Some high enough to cross a descending plane. Someone else on twitter mentioned its people celebrating Algerian football team win.

@OpenTableUK charged me (@O2) 13p to confirm a restaurant booking. Standard text message rates do not apply - it would be included in my bundle, surely!

@Wenzelsthebaker @monzo Wenzel's! Don't tease! Missed ya since I moved to Greenwich :( #Hint #Hint

Thank you for giving the people what they want @monzo... this is how our plans for 2022 are looking 👀

@wahibhaq @thamesclippers I, a Londoner, had to *gasp* use the train yesterday to go from central London to Greenwich; there was a 40+ minute wait for a @thamesclippers, they were all coming in full. Victim of their own success and need to add to their fleet or better timetables?🤔

This time in #London, I tried "Uber Boat" by @thamesclippers and the timing and the experience was just perfect. I can highly recommend it. It is actually not just a touristy thing. Londoners use it every day to commute to avoid crowded buses and trains.

@cnni Surely her majesty is neutral…. Surely! Opens up a can of worms as to what other causes she supports or not….

Queen Elizabeth II and the royal family support Black Lives Matter, a senior representative has told UK broadcaster Channel 4. cnn.it/2YA932A

@geofftech This easiest solution would be to ditch zones altogether. Alright maybe combine zones 1 and 2 as the new zone 1, and zones 3 and 4 to a new zone 2, and zones 5 and 6 to a new zone 3. While we’re at it can probably squeeze Reading to a new zone 6 😆

Seven years?! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@Wenzelsthebaker we need you in Greenwich SE10. Not much of a substitute around these parts. Miss you.

@SoVeryBritish 4pm, as soon as the cuckoo cuckoos

The best time to drink tea is _____.

For the fans of #MondayPunday

Which one stole your broom? No, it was witch two. #MondayPunday Happy Hallowe'en!