wrapped tether

the flush we needed

@jbooger91 @ledgerstatus x.com/jameseastonuk/… clown paper

@ledgerstatus i sold a ton of spot at 73k a few days ago and this post makes me feel really really good that i did. will rebuy it at sub 40k

Crypto looks like the most obvious commodity / SOV trade left. I say crypto bc while Bitcoin makes the most logical sense for that trade, degenerates are waiting for beta and will pump the other stuff too. Long way of saying UpOnly.

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@hoeflatoor fuck you too

Interesting bookmark to like ratio. Also fuck you whoever is bookmarking and not liking 😤

How to hit the female cervix reset button: - place foid hips underneath pillow to change angle (not needed, but helps) - push legs over foid’s shoulders (use ankle as leverage point - sub 15% body fat helps, less fat pad yk (you, not the foid) - you’re trying to scoop deep inside and curve upwards, get through the g spot, main canal walls and then to entrance of cervix. You’re not an animal trying to copulate in a cave, you’re a man made in the image of God, make LOVE. - look for the involuntary facial expressions while getting your strokes in - if foid is healthy, cibai wetness will increase massively (if not please check her for yin and blood deficiency) - if correct and she orgasms, it should usually be full body, if not, get her to start taking vitamin E and progesterone - done right she should be almost unable to move for several minutes afterward in a euphoric/comatose state visual guide below; see O spot, around there (I think) *send tweet*

@jonathanvolk @ClintFiore @Starlink you guys are clowns connectivity can be a game changer for us pilots who fly into remote regions where we’ll need weather to know whether a flight can be a go / no-go a 20 minute flight to climb up to 3,000ft to get radio contact with ATC can now be a quick search away

@ClintFiore @Starlink Can afford a plane bc it makes business sense but can't afford $1k/mo to keep working during travel. Make it make sense. Lol I don't believe any will cancel

All my small plane pilot friends are big mad at @starlink today. Their plans just went up 5X in price overnight, and the data included went from 100GB to 20GB. I know it's a small group of people, but this is causing many to cancel this service as it's now cost-prohibitive especially with the lower bandwidth service. Starlink was a complete game-changer for being connected from a small plane, and I think it would be cool if they left it where it was so normal folks in piston aircraft could enjoy it, and reserve the higher-price tiers for turbine aircraft speeds, 300+mph. It's got to be the tiniest revenue difference for SpaceX either way, but it's a world of difference for safety and connectivity to the American general aviation fleet of small planes. cc @elonmusk

@hoeflatoor brought a tear to my eye glad to know AI won’t replace this one

You could get DSA into RI, then RJC, then Harvard scholarship then get a high-earning corporate job. Jestermaxx out a mid SMU psychology girl that's 1/4 Peranakan but still looks Chinese enough for your mother's approval. Get married and accept she's going to gain 15kg of extra bodyweight after 3 kids. Put your salary and savings into crypto, NVDA and TSLA early and flip your bloodline from mid-tier Sinkie Chinese to New Money Sinkie. Get a nice GCB and hire a 7/10 Indo maid named Dewi that you occasionally sniff the scent off down the hallway but don't touch because you're a Good Christian Man. Send your kids to international school so they don't have a sinkie accent and are raised as part of the new elite and not the permanent grab driver underclass. Hate your wife for giving you a daughter first but you have two sons (one seems gay because you argued with her too many times while she was pregnant) so at least the bloodline is somewhat secured. You've been racist enough at the dinner table that he probably won't fall for a brown girl and will bring home one that's yellow or white. The marriage falls into a loop of presenting niceties to your church community and colleagues, but you sleep in separate bedrooms. Except when there's friends staying over, then the middle of the bed remains cold and frigid, your wife's body and yours left untouched with separate duvets. Your only heterosexual son chooses to leave Singapore for Australia after he couldn't get into a good university and you sent him to Perth and he fell in love with an Aussie libtard barista with purple dyed hair. Half her family are bogans that you met on a road trip to Margaret River where you spent 70% of it deeply intoxicated due to work stress while your son drove you from BnB to BnB. You don't understand his fascination with angmoh women but his gf dyed her hair back to brunette out of courtesy and you begin to have a normal relationship with your potential daughter-in-law. She even laughs at you saying she uses chopsticks well. Your biological daughter hates that you detested her for being female and changed pronouns after you sent her to New York for a liberal arts degree. She seeks to inherit your estate but you're not sure how that will work with the Mandate of Heaven. Your gay son moved to the YooKay and sends you text tirades of how much he detests your wealth but the only way he doesn't block you is giving him a stipend to pay off his overpriced Kensington flat each month. At least he never dated a Malay boy, you whisper, as you hear your wife blowing her nose from chronic hypothyroidism after the years of a loveless marriage. Thank God for separate bedrooms, you say. Your wealth generates enough interest to sustain several sugar babies. You read about Melvin Lim getting busted in his office and laugh at his terrible opsec. No one knows about the Vietnamese, Russian, and Thai mistresses, you think to yourself as you stare at the ceiling on your Tempurpedic that you got at a discount at King Koil. Your cute Indo maid that's a single mother, you've visited her daughter's kampung close to the Ring of Fire and even left her enough money to pay for her entire primary schooling. You've still never touched Dewi as a good Singaporean Man. But there's a bit of mould in your room even though it's worth millions. You'll call the contractor tomorrow. The lines on your forehead that weren't there when you first got your money seem to be getting deeper each day. You've got a longevity expert that says your vitals are fine yet your heart remains filled with a sense of emptiness. You age. Decades pass. Your gay son somehow discovered Ray Peat when he went to a sauna gathering in East London and reverted to heterosexuality. Turns out it was just the parasites and unfiltered tap water. He looksmaxxed and somehow seems to be a better inheritor of the estate than both the lesbian daughter and your first son. Your first son has been hit by the Norwood Reaper but at least his Eurasian kids are cute and get preferential treatment in Singapore. You suspect your Golden Rice Bowl might be ripped to shreds when you finally pass. Your ex-colleagues and business network look at your grandchildren with jealousy as they go home to their robot harems, devoid of human company. The new Scarlett Johansson model just came out, and the Chinese bootleg has self-cleaning genitals. They've released a new Neuralink update that simulates the peace and quiet of a GCB even if you're in 2-room HDB in Aljunied so you're kind of worried that the GCB might be worth nothing in several decades. But that's still in the future. You're 88 now and they're projecting life expectancy to be 200. You just might make it. But now your children start to clamour for your estate and their pound of flesh. The mistresses you have stay the same age, while you pay a specialist to smuggle Chinese peptides from Bangkok to Singapore. Your favorite Indo maid is now a grandmother. Her daughter became a single mother and took over the housecleaning in the GCB, while her mother does the cooking. She's older now but she's still the round-eyed, sweet-scented brown woman that looked at you with love, understanding and sadness after the hundredth argument with your wife about money and happiness. You treat Dewi's daughter better than your angmoh daughter in law and your wrinkled, longsuffering wife wonders why CNY reunion dinners are always so quiet even with wagyu sashimi, caviar kueh pie tee and abalone yusheng on the dinner table. At least the grandchildren still talk to you. It's 2100. You've outlived your wife. The funeral is ornate, elaborate, and you shed a single tear watching the pearl white robots wheel her casket into Mandai crematorium. It's time, you say. Time to have the life I always wanted beyond all this, you quietly whisper as you hear your grandchildren crying. You pay for a jailbroken Claude Opus hybrid agent that's connected to a nanorobot quantum mechasuit to quietly bequeth most of your wealth to your lesbian daughter as she was the one that proved her business acumen. Artificial wombs became mainstream, so all your children did secure the bloodline with your bags of fiat. But you realize your sons could never live up to your shadow, and thus - you choose to leave them in the darkness of their human fragility. But you've secretly slipped Dewi life extension pills for all these years. Her telomeres remain long, her vitals still youthful. On a quiet night before Christmas, you write a letter to your daughter detailing the steps to protect the Rice Bowl. For your sons, you leave them both 30 pieces of silver each. For your grandkids, their future is safe. It's time to go. Dewi steps into the robot mechasuit with you as it transforms into a nuclear powered submarine. Nanorobots. The power of a thousand suns is finally in the palm of your hand. Off the coast of Pulau Ubin, the both of you descend into the ocean's depths, in search of worlds unknown. Free at last, you say. Free at last. You could do this all. But you will not.

@zachxbt y’all thinking it’s exchanges but easily could be a protocol, or even Jupiter lmao

NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

@KaddsB49183 @Marcsminutes well it’s simply not for you, how does people lose all economic sense whenever they start typing with their thumbs? fucking actual retards

@Marcsminutes And if you can't afford it?

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@hoeflatoor @wassielawyer later spf keep all your gains bro

@gilbertlinux @wassielawyer Just need one pillow to W a bit earlier

Chinese New Year hits different in bear market. My 94 year old grandma and her twin talking about how they rotated from stonks into gold while I’m holding a bag of crapto. Then they clown on my bro for being boomer exit liquidity on property bc “it was so cheap 50 years ago”.

@hoeflatoor @wassielawyer you’re getting their gains in the form of inheritance anyways Ws for everyone involved

@wassielawyer Just tell her she got less than 2 years to go n her kiap kiap not as moist as when she was 20… cb dis kind of CNY warfare u need to fight dirty then u will win… dun let dis pioneer generation step all over ur lanpa leh

@diligentium @matt_barrie unfortunately supply isn’t increasing, in fact quarter to quarter permit approvals are down ~20% not to mention 80%+ of all sales are on established homes, only bozos are buying new off the plan / house and land packages and they’re getting fucked hard

@matt_barrie Increasing demand increases supply… …doesn’t it? 🫠

Runaway new mortgage issuance is the greatest driver to currency debasement and inflation in Australia. 4Q25 numbers are double estimates.

@NatedawgO7 who the fuck buys an IP in Truganina, sucks to suck lmao

Crazy how overleveraged so many property investors are. Imagine the poor renter of this place that would need basic maintenance stuff fixed when the investor is up to their eyeballs in debt and relying on the housing crisis having to get worse with future higher prices and rent growth. Burn the system to the ground

quite a roller coaster of a tweet

@hoeflatoor data has no bias

@gilbertlinux I’m gonna get shadowbanned for this

Average Somali immigrant into the EU tends to be a drain of at least -500k EUR on average, while also reducing local birth rates due to draining the resources of the locals. In financial terms, this is a -€6.5m burden on the state. 7 bedroom house in Heikendorf is also around €1.2m Essentially, this village added a 7.7m debt just to be nice. I’m not gonna go into the rest of the cold hard analysis. Let’s just stick to the numbers

@hoeflatoor always suspected it but jesus data doesn’t lie

lol it’s worse than I thought but let’s just do -500k to be nice

@Gojo0x yeah look at me fullporting FWOG in ‘24, fullporting properties in ‘25 liking your tweets in ‘26 easy gojo mode

Feels like Crypto 2023-2025 gave us 20 year olds the opportunity to accumulate a ton of capital to compete with the milennials in the equities market For instance, your average memecoin millionaire now has the money to topblast AI stocks and continue compounding

@milianstx @realcalvinwork @inversebrah observe hooman IQ aligning with XPL chart

@realcalvinwork Kim Jong Un to start!

I don't think many are aware of this. When you use tornado cash, your wallet gets flagged on hundreds of applications. They become unusable. You essentially get blocked out of the broader onchain economy. Don't mix your funds with DPRK.

@FasterLabsDEV @thoughtcrime___ @MaloneDann97636 @MartinShkreli yeah no chance any sane lab or firm will take you in, you’re a liability that can cost the business more than your value is worth (if there even is any)

@thoughtcrime___ @MaloneDann97636 @MartinShkreli Man it's shitcoins I'm burned out + exhausted from having to deal with the burden of execution Just wanna WORK My posts are mostly being sarcastic shooting my shit putting myself out there

Hiring backend engineer $300k base, NYC only, Wall Street experience highly preferred DM or martin@dl.software

wonderest rage bait 11/10 honestly

boy do we have some news for you OP