Gordon Fenley

Officers in Firestone, Colorado, discovered a beaver standing in the middle of the road and tried various hilarious methods to get the animal out of harm's way.

@USPSHelp Why would my package go from paulina to pride, la? I live in paulina. Tracking number9400 1301 0935 5361 2520 67. My name is Gordon Fenley and address is 32930 LA 642 N Paulina LA, 70763.

@MattyLalaGolfa @sircalebhammer Diagnosed with stage 3 non small cell lung cancer one month after 21 year career. Never smoked. Cancer surgeon removed left lung and said tumor most likely there for 24 months. Likely result of job related exposures. By your standard I should get nothing…so shut up clown…

@sircalebhammer If you didn’t see combat or serve in a combat MOS you shouldn’t be entitled to shit. straight up. Fuck POGS.

@aviationarchive @OnDisasters A-26 modifications were completed in Ohio at Wright Patterson AFB. The fatal test was carried out over Choctawhatchee Bay near Eglin AFB, Florida…

@OnDisasters I always thought the crash that helped end the project was the Mosquito that went down under similar circumstances. I don't know that for a fact.

The accident mentioned here was not in the UK as expected, but in the US, who had taken over the program for testing. An A-26 was struck by the bouncing bomb during a low-level run from Eglin Field (Ohio) tail was sheared off. All 3 crew killed.

@realhomerhickam Great to see you TV today! I haven't heard this question asked...Why not tow the capsule to the well deck of the recovery ship before getting the crew out? Similar to what SpaceX does...?

Doing a lot of interviews on Artemis today. It sells a few of my books and is fun to talk about all this stuff, too. foxnews.com/video/63928639…

@EvansRyan202 OK...you're a coward.

Over here laughing at a ton of anonymous accounts calling me a coward. Put your name to it. Say it with your chest or GTFO

@TheRealDBlair @xAviation Yes

@xAviation Is that Tyler Perry at the controls?

Big boys, big toys! World’s biggest RC Boeing 777x 📹: ramy_rc_

@OnDisasters @superconnie1049 @petemuntean That collision happened 10 years after Reagan fired the controllers.

@superconnie1049 @petemuntean That controller should have never been allowed to work there. Hope someone got sacked for that.

NEW: Federal watchdogs are probing the FAA’s air traffic controller academy, citing a 30% (!) washout rate, instructor shortages, and an "outdated curriculum." Last year, the Trump Administration "supercharged" hiring to address the longstanding controller shortage.

@Aviation_Intel @OnDisasters What’s a B-52J Stratotanker?

KC-46 Mishap Closes Key European Logistical Hub For U.S. For Days The KC-46 mishap at Moron Air Base in Spain comes as the U.S. is flowing military resources to the Middle East ahead of a potential attack on or from Iran. Story: twz.com/air/kc-46-mish…

@ATRightMovies Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand

@hulu_support Hulu Live TV keeps crashing to the home screen on all my Apple TV devices. I’ve tried all the basic troubleshooting steps, including updating the app, the Apple TV, reinstalling it, power cycling the Apple TV and modem/router. Despite this, the crashes persist.

@NunyaBidness_Ho Get back in your mom’s basement and shut the fuck up.

I am tired of the automatic sympathy...I dont know this guy. Could've been a racist piece of shit for all I know. The only thing I can say...is putting your family on a 44 year old plane aint love in my opinion.

@BudLightSadness Robin Olds..."Wolf 1" A true American Badass!

“What if we took flying bricks and flew the same route, and then did flying brick things?” I just summed up operation bolo

@exjon Dang man! Hate to hear this…you got prayers coming from south Louisiana.

My Birthday Gave Me Cancer I didn’t know if I would mention this publicly, but I keep getting questions about my health. Let’s just say it’s been an interesting few months. In mid-September, my lower back hurt, so my primary doc signed me up for physical therapy. I kept up with that for four appointments until my back couldn’t take it anymore. Insurance finally approved an MRI in mid-October and found two bulging disks in my lower back. After a few unfruitful Urgent Care and ER visits, on Nov. 5, insurance finally approved a spine specialist to give me epidural shots to those disks, which should have taken care of the issue. Instead, my back kept feeling worse. Throughout October, I could barely leave the house except for doctors’ appointments. By the start of November, I could barely leave the bed. They scheduled a second set of epidurals, but I finally got an appointment with a top neurologist. That was Friday, Nov. 21, my birthday, and the neurologists soon figured out it wasn’t just bulging discs. She immediately checked me in to the hospital next door and they ran every kind of test you can think of. (That neurologist was the only one who found it odd I’d lost 30 lbs. in 2-3 months.) After several hours, the ER doc informed me I had cancer running up and down my spine which had now moved into my ribs. The cancer probably came from somewhere else (like the colon, lungs, etc.), so it was basically all over my body. Understandably, I thought I’d be dead in a month or two. Tests continued and by Saturday, Nov. 22, a large team of doctors had a pow-wow and began to think I had multiple myeloma, a rare blood cancer that targets individual bones. They had only found two tumors – one that had completely destroyed a thoracic vertebra in my back, and one in a neck (cervical) vertebra. Turns out The Big C didn’t have me down yet. First thing Monday, Nov. 24, the neurologist performed a five-hour surgery to remove the thoracic tumor, then inserted rods and a cage to connect the vertebrae above and below it. While he was in there, he took a bone biopsy. That tricky bit of business went perfectly. Surgeon’s a rock star. On Tuesday, Nov. 25, he performed the second surgery to fix my neck, which also went great. And on Wednesday, a bone marrow biopsy was taken from my hip. Since then, it’s been a whole lot of pain, trippy meds, and fitting me for custom neck and braces. With those braces, I’ve been able to stand and shuffle around a bit, sit upright a few times (which I hadn’t done since October), and even write this little missive. As it stands now, I should be moved tomorrow to an acute rehab facility, where I’ll have about 7-10 days to build strength and regain the ability to do common tasks. Then I’ll get chemo via injections/pills, a method that is unlikely to cause hair loss and other common symptoms. According to my oncologist and many other experts, multiple myeloma currently has some of the best outcomes for cancer treatments right now. (They still think that’s the type I have and the bone marrow results should confirm/reject that idea soon.) All I can ask for is your prayers and whole lot of them. They’ve made a big difference. Thank you.

@BudLightSadness @HardPass4 @mike1zr2 I’m running because I can’t fly

@HardPass4 @mike1zr2 Why you running? “Why you was chasing?”

Genetics and 2 packs a day.

@GovPritzker Fuck you! you fat piece of shit

The attack on Charlie Kirk is horrifying. Political violence has no place in this country and should never become the norm. I’m sending my sympathies to his family and friends at this time.

@alfranken Fuck you! You peice of shit!

Never thought I’d say a prayer for Charlie Kirk. But here goes. Political violence has no place in this country.

@jtLOL @jbendery The dude waving at looks like someone we could party with…lol

@jbendery He's literally waving at the camera.

A DC resident shared this photo she took at Union Station yesterday. Looks like a scene from the Handmaid's Tale, but no, just another day of Trump's militarization of DC right now. #UnderHisEye

@DaleStarkA10 That report is a hell of a read. Poor maintenance practices led to this crash…

When you get to the end of all the checklists and you still don’t know what to do you call the people who designed the airplane.

@ThrillaRilla369 Pork Fried Rice

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid