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And one of the medium joys is setting them down and then when they turn around indignantly to glare at you for distracting them on their mission, picking them right back up and saying in mock horror “Oh, no! A second squeeze has hit the cat!”
stephan@glands
One of the little joys of living in a house with a cat is asking them “And where are you going?” when they march past and then picking them up and telling them “Oh, I see, you’re going to get a squeeze.”
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As a single issue voter (I do not like using condoms), this is the most important ballot of my lifetime.
stephan@glands
Participating in the panopticon by uploading a picture of my driver’s license so I can get an absentee ballot for the state Supreme Court election next month during which I will be in Istanbul.
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Remember ~15 years ago when the CCP started executing corrupt high officials who were siphoning off the country’s surplus to overseas investments? Turns out that’s a crucial strategy for making good on export-led development.
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist
Now Trump is admitting that China and its socialist system “shouldn’t work in theory” but it does work and “has to be respected.”
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i don't mean to split hairs but she was skipping some lines in the hail mary
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like many movies, a film about how fun and exciting it is to be a girl
the human sadiepede 2@hell_doe
nw:
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@caitlin_mmm My dentist always asks me about the last time I got laid, but that's because he thinks he's my friend.
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Fr you’ll be at like the dentist and they’ll still ask you what the date of your last period was
Candace D.@DiaryofaSickGrl
For starters, they ask you every time you’re at the doctor when your last menstrual cycle was…
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I have been cracking myself up thinking about going back in time and trying to woo folk ladies with a medley of Sister Hazel’s All for You, Dave Matthew’s Crash Into You, and Hootie’s Only Wanna Be With You I feverishly learned from YouTube while in line to use the Time Machine.
stephan@glands
Next time I get to use the CIA Time Machine, me and my acoustasonic telecaster are going back to get folk laid in the late 60s using an arrangement of Windmills of Your Mind I learned by watching a neurodivergent kid on YouTube.
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Next time I get to use the CIA Time Machine, me and my acoustasonic telecaster are going back to get folk laid in the late 60s using an arrangement of Windmills of Your Mind I learned by watching a neurodivergent kid on YouTube.
lev 🇵🇸@abookofsymbols
there used to be folk music personals…
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@GovernorAnne Breaking up with my 33 year old now that The Caffeinated Therapist thinks I am loser.
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Not to get overly theological, but an angel will also do this.
MENA Visuals@menavisualss
"The demon will lick your toes if they hang off the bed." 🇮🇷 A book of demons from the early 20th century from Isfahan, central Iran.
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Corvids love unsalted, shell on peanuts and meal worms :)
D. Mason@dkpmason
One of my favorite things about writing is all the cool stuff ye learn in random research rabbit holes. For example: did y’all know that corvids can be trained to disable security cameras? It’s not as difficult as you’d think, either. Something to think about.
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@Metalligretch The mystery of faith is what makes life worth living. (I’m very sorry about the Cornhuskers aborted basketball foray.)
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@caitlin_mmm Caitlin, how are you? (And do you think my NBA team could pry Nate Oats away from Alabama? I need a reason to believe in next season.)
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