Gautham Thomas

1- ❌ 2- ✅ 3- ✅ Thank you 2025. Also this will hopefully be my last Tweet. If you wish to continue following me on a better platform, fine me @ bsky.app/profile/gautha…. See you space cowpeople…

CEO of Nintendo America: Doug Bowser Fastest sprinter of all time: Usain Bolt COO of Starbucks: Rosalind Brewer World record chili pepper breeder: Ed Currie CEO of Capital One bank: Richard Fairbank BBC Weather meteorologist: Sara Blizzard en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominativ…

Any member of Congress who purchased stocks in the last 48 hours should probably disclose that now. I’ve been hearing some interesting chatter on the floor. Disclosure deadline is May 15th. We’re about to learn a few things. It’s time to ban insider trading in Congress.

this piece is actually insane

Assassin’s Creed and Ubisoft’s obsession with non-linear storytelling frankly is garbage and has been singlehandedly killing their narratives this generation. Literally nobody wants this, giving the player the freedom to tackle main quests in any order means none of them can actually progress the overall story as they can be played in any order, they cant overlap actual character arcs because they can be done in any order, there can’t be story progress when stuff can be done in a random order and the game has to accommodate that. This style of storytelling actually stinks and is a gigantic flaw in every Ubisoft game they’ve tried to implement it in, please STOP IT. we DO NOT want this. Bring back linear storytelling with actual arcs and proper set story acts.

Ten years ago, @Casey went on a generational run…

Due to my famously poor ability to be stealthy in games that require stealth, I have never in my life finished an AC game That changes now

First, he breaks the law, now he’s stealing Pokémon cards! What’s next? I’ve been saying it for YEARS! Spider-Man isn’t some hero—he’s a masked menace! And now, he’s not just swinging around terrorizing hardworking New Yorkers—he’s out there looting stores for trading cards?!!?!?

a trillion dollar company should absolutely fund creative projects at a loss

hey that was quick

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@Pebble I love this. But gonna wait for the Time successor. Hope yall eventually make it.

So - we're building the dream smartwatch for people like us

It's our pleasure to introduce two new watches that closely follow the original Pebble DNA. Both are available for pre-order starting today. - Core 2 Duo: black/white display, $149, ships in July - Core Time 2: 64 colour display, $225, ships in Dec

Fun note - Core Time 2 has the exact same display as Pebble Time 2. It has 88% more pixels than older Pebbles!

Many folks may have questions about the buttons on Core 2 Duo given reports of Pebble 2's suffering from button problems over the last 8 years. A few things: - We designed a new piece of plastic that reinforces the buttons from the inside. - We tested this change with a button pressing machine. The new design lasts for 30% more presses (60,000 presses)

This is Mars! 140 million miles away!

Three gaming GOATs in one picture♥️