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Sometimes when my dog wants attention, he flips over a couch pillow and just looks at me like he's starting some kind of revolution.

Andy Ogles doesn't belong in American society.

@stolgic @AIDRIVR You shouldn't have to buy another car to get what you were promised in the first car.

@AIDRIVR Anyone on HW3 who bought FSD outright deserves to have a lifetime one time FSD transfer to their next Tesla. I believe Tesla will ultimately do this after the March promotion expires.

after this, I will shut up. just please: put yourself in the shoes of a customer that: - bought Model S/X in 2022/2023 (~$140k for a Plaid), or even 3/Y at ~$60-75k - paid an additional $15k for FSD (12 ½ years worth of subscription at current pricing) - doesn't have access to latest FSD versions because HW3 (missed cutoff point by a few months) - can't justify upgrading to HW4 because they’re deeply underwater on their current car - see $15k FSD purchase option drop by nearly half, even though Tesla said it was only going to get more expensive - see a great deal on a Cybertruck with "Free FSD Transfer for loyal customers!" advertised right below the Order button. press "Order." - aren’t chronically online, so miss Tesla quietly changing the terms retroactively - show up (or are about to show up) for delivery in June only to be told “sorry, we’re not honoring that” - then went online to figure out what happened… and got hit with “stop wanting things for free!” these customers exist, and will never buy another Tesla again.

They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society. They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment. They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say. They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars. They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring. And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.

I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events. You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry. Talk to real human beings in real life. You’ll feel better.

@RandoCollector @HodlMagoo If only it could have been prevented....

@HodlMagoo Just an unfortunate event for all parties involved.😢

1) Agent (a) calls “Gun”. 2) Agent (b) unholsters his weapon. 3) Agent (a) disarms suspects weapon, which was in its holster. 4) Agent (a) accidentally discharges confiscated handgun. 5) Agent (b) shoots suspect in back

@RpsAgainstTrump I can't imagine what would have made him think it was a good idea to bring a gun to this particular protest /s

Karl: There's no evidence he brandished the gun Secretary Bessent: But he brought a gun. Have you ever gone to a protest, Jon? Have you? I have. Guess what. I didn't bring a gun, I brought a billboard.

@Acyn Kristi Noem is the leader of a domestic terrorist organization.

Noem: This individual committed domestic terrorism. That is the facts.

@reggieoverton @JonBbC_TechGeek No, the cleanest path to retiring the autopilot name would have been to just change the name.

This is the cleanest path to retiring the controversial “Autopilot” name. FSD Supervised is far more intuitive and reassuring to the average driver. Offering a highway only FSD (Supervised) tier with max speed control at $15/month creates a natural on-ramp, one that lets Tesla later upsell customers to higher tiers without having to re-explain the entire FSD feature set from scratch.

There's no way Tesla's removing Autopilot and not putting something in its place. How much you wanna bet Tesla will make an announcement early next week on a newly added feature? I'm guessing it'll be 'Autosteer Basic' included and tiered subscription models.

@cyclopspilot68 @JonBbC_TechGeek They're more likely to buy a different car since every other option has auto steer.

@JonBbC_TechGeek I disagree. I know people who are content with autopilot, but if they did not have it would more then likely go to FSD. I hope I am wrong, but seems they are really pushing the subscriptions

@ryangrim They're all cosplaying as the Punisher, but if the Punisher were real, all these guys would be dead by now.

I had missed this, but one of the agents literally applauds as his colleague executes the disarmed man. These are not public servants, they see themselves as violently pitted against the public.

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

This stabilized version is devastating to watch, because you can see the killer watch his colleague pull the firearm off of Alex, then look back him and start shooting. He waited until Alex was unarmed to murder him and should be in cuffs tonight.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

@CadeCad84010759 @NotATeslaApp The first? Really?

@NotATeslaApp The first start of Big Brother following everything you do

Insurance Company Starts Offering 50% Discount When FSD Drives; Integrates Tesla API notateslaapp.com/news/3533/lemo…

@coinfessions This is not how taxes work

Just got my statement back from my accountant.

@elonmusk Can you explain how this doesn't make people just want to buy a car from someone else instead, since they're cheaper and can stay in a lane without a subscription?

I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD).

@TrevorScottReal Yes, it's very stupid.

Wait…. So if my car with FSD gets totaled, I will basically just lose the $10,000 FSD purchase. Confused by this.

Sadie Sink should play Merida in a live action version of Brave.

@lights Is this a weird ad?

My new work flow is work for an hour and then play a phone game like mtg arena for 15 minutes is this healthy

@jx @davepl1968 @PattyMurray At least until recently

@davepl1968 @PattyMurray It's not unreasonable to think people might listen to the HHS Secretary.

This is dangerous and woefully misguided. America is not Denmark—for one, Denmark has universal health care.   RFK Jr. is doing everything possible to push his conspiracy-driven anti-vax agenda and it’s your kids and families who will suffer.

@elonmusk @pbeisel The engineers could probably get it done faster if you stayed out of their way.

@pbeisel AI5/AI6 engineering is my biggest time allocation at Tesla. AI5 will be good, AI6 will be great.

AI5 Is the Platform Chip Tesla is nearing tape-out of its AI5 inference chip— meaning the design is being finalized and sent to the fab for production. AI5 is expected to reach volume availability in early 2027, with initial silicon (engineering samples, early builds, etc.) arriving in 2026. Tesla introduced HW4 (AI4) in January 2023. AI5 follows roughly four years later. However, Elon has hinted that AI6 and AI7 will move to an annual cadence, similar to how Apple iterates on its A-series processors. That may sound ambitious, but it’s not unrealistic. AI5 isn’t just a straightforward evolution of AI4; it’s effectively the first chip in a new architectural family. It carries substantially more Tesla-designed IP and is purpose-built for Tesla’s long-term inference roadmap across FSD, Optimus, and data-center workloads. In other words, AI5 is a re-baseline for everything that follows. AI5 is a full SoC, built around three major blocks: its neural cores (the heart of the design), its ARM CPU cores, and integrated memory. It’s also optimized for manufacturability (a half-reticle design) and exceptional performance per watt. While it draws more power than AI4 (roughly 200–250W) it delivers around an order of magnitude more throughput. Tesla stripped away anything that didn’t directly serve the inference stack; for instance, AI4’s ISP (image signal processor) is gone. With AI5, Tesla is locking in the platform that will carry it through the next phase of inference needs— and that’s exactly why rapid follow-ons are expected.