The great Chapi
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The great Chapi
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Borusse im Exil, Weltreisender, Kind der 90er


















My girlfriend: "We never do anything fun anymore. Let's do something this Saturday." Me: "Great idea. What do you want to do?" Her: "I don't care. Surprise me." Me: "Okay, let's go hiking at the state park." Her: "No, it's supposed to be humid. I don't want to sweat." Me: "Okay, let's go check out the new art museum exhibit." Her: "Too much walking. My feet hurt just thinking about it." Me: "How about we try that new escape room downtown?" Her: "I don't want to be locked in a box doing math puzzles on my day off." Me: "Okay... so you don't actually want me to surprise you?" Her: "Why are you trying to ruin my weekend before it even starts?" We spent Saturday silently scrolling TikTok on opposite ends of the couch.







Small numbers here but some signs the UAE's intercept rate is decreasing and that the air defense network is fraying. 25% of Iranian drones made it through today which is an all-time high since the onset of hostilities. (Previous high was 10% of drones hitting UAE on March 3.)

























