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@CarlsBeef P-R-E-P-A-R-E-D special team unit

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Best one I’ve seen hey @ggabefootball @BarroomNetwork 🤪🤪🤪

WE ARENT DONE WITH THE FUN LETS DO ANOTHER GIVEAWAY BLUE HAT THIS TIME follow @KickFlipThrifts Repost this! I’ll pick a winner 24 hours from Now!!! - cream

@TheFieldOf68 You had all offseason to prepare for this and the stream is broken?

HALFTIME in Rock Hill St. Bonaventure: 34 Bradley 26

@RaphI_I @Vinod_r108 @Variety You had two words to spell and you failed, my god

@Vinod_r108 @Variety Proove it

"The Charlie Kirk Show" producer Andrew Kolvet tells Comedy Central to continue airing the #SouthPark episode that mocks Kirk. “As someone who can speak with some authority on this, Charlie loved that he was featured in ‘South Park.' He told me many times. He would want the episode back up.” variety.com/2025/tv/news/c…

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Colson Montgomery will be a top __ SS heading into next season.

@CHGO_Bears Better update those resumès fellas. Unemployment is gonna hit hard

We hear you. Come in and we will address everything right off the top. youtube.com/live/oOk2pKOFg…

@BigGameDar @iamMattRuss This is how all Drake students made it through college.

With Iowa vs Iowa State and Kansas vs Mizzou today, remember the real rivalry in college sports. Illinois State vs literacy

@Troublehill12 @CSleeve16374 @CHGO_Bears How much are you willing to bet?

@CSleeve16374 @CHGO_Bears I put the O/U on Caleb’s benching at week 4.

One thing I noticed with this recent article is that everyone Is being a little crazy, and mean. Media guys especially @CHGO_Bears getting a lot of hate. I think they got a bit caught up in a can of worms but overall I’ll still show my support. A lot of these guys are dorks but they are Bears fans and have stood by many dark times. They are my dorks. I joined this app to bring love and support and good vibes to the community for this #bears family. This ty guy is an outsider that created his own drama and it has worked to divide and conquer us…a little. Let’s stay focused as a group and worry about Monday night when this team shuts up the haters. Time to fasten the overalls. Bear down. Hard. And let’s bring it Monday. - cream

@daverichard 3/4 for this guy in my league. Only 10 teams too

Someone out there has a lineup with Dak CMC AJ Brown Worthy Show me. I’ll buy one of you a beer.

@astronmr20 @GPrime85 And if you need help with English comprehension like you clearly do since you’re a fucking idiot - the word “loaded” is past tense. That means a bag has been taken. Literally.

@astronmr20 @GPrime85 “They started trying to take our bags, loaded it into a truck.” Try reading Steve you fucking dumb shit.

I visited Greece in 2007, chilling outside a house waiting to get picked up. Some people pulled up, had no idea who they were. They started trying to take our bags, loaded it into a truck. I tried telling them to fuck off. When they didn't seem to understand, I realized they were gypsies. "These are our bags," they insisted in broken Greek. Fortunately the rest of our group arrived, and the bastards ran off. I imagine Greece is way worse now.

@ChiefCub This may be his greatest contribution as a Cub

Michael Soroka has changed his number from 41 to 99 so Carlos Santana can have it.

@TrevorPlou67909 @IterIntellectus @UBERSOY1 Trevor loves killing children

@IterIntellectus @UBERSOY1 Without reading your comment I instantly said to myself...level it...lmao

Every time I see a picture of Cairo I think that’s the closest image of hell i can imagine

@IterIntellectus @matterasmachine I had a great time in Cairo. Fun place and so much to see and eat.

@matterasmachine i just want nice things man

@amuse Pussyyyyyyyyyy haha

NOROVIRUS: You couldn’t pay me enough to board the world's largest cruise ship, Icon of the Seas.

@_Bulldogs4ever Drake education making an appearance here calling Mexico “overseas”

Big man’s tearing it up overseas. So yeah, life’s treating him fine (and still living in your head rent free).

@matt_vanswol That you’re an average closeted gay white guy that now owns a Tesla.

This is me as a liberal in 2020. This is me as a conservative in 2025. What do you notice?

@JillianMichaels You’re a racist cunt. Read any and all of your tweets and it’s fucking obvious you horse-faced bitch

Do me a favor… quote me exactly. If you can find where I said that, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead in Comic Sans.