Gurú de Inversiones 💰

@dee_centralized @UbermenschMind Eat mexican

@UbermenschMind Dress French Drive German Eat Italian Do business British

Peak would be: Dress British Drive German Eat Italian Eat French

@jotafinance Que banco? Y el 2.4% es por todo el plazo?

He ido a un broker hipotecario, te cuento lo que realmente miran para darte la hipoteca 🏠 Ingresos 💶 Soy asalariado y autónomo, pero como llevo poco tiempo, solo cuenta lo de asalariado, me piden al menos 1 año de autónomo. Calcula un 35% del neto, de ahí no puede pasarse la cuota mensual. También les importa si eres indefinido y cuánto tiempo llevas, si llevas menos de 1 año como indefinido, complicado Patrimonio 💰 Tampoco les importa cuánto tengas invertido. No suma a la hora de darte más financiación Financiación 🏦 Su tarifa son 3.250€ + IVA, pero con eso y mi situación, que son 1.700€ en 14 pagas, me puede conseguir: – Hipoteca al 90% – 2,4% de interés – Para un piso de unos 170.000€ Hay que tener en cuenta la deuda del coche (175€/mes) No puedo aspirar a más de 170.000€ ahora mismo si quiero ese 90% de financiación y no quiero liquidar el préstamo pignorado del coche que tengo al 3,3%, pero es justo lo que buscaba, habíamos pensado en 180.000€ Si estás en una situación parecida, tenlo en cuenta antes de lanzarte a buscar pisos

@Apple IN THE appstore you show me the prices in $ but actually I think you mean MXN, is just confusing, I have stopped buying many times because I think is expensive. Please change it: $ to MXN. If you live abroad and have your phone in english this is super confusing.

@zanehengsperger Say thanks to the Mariachi @elonmusk maybe was the secret of your success

when spacex was getting started, the first and last men to walk on the moon testified before congress against it. gene cernan told congress commercial space companies "do not yet know what they don't know." he said the boeings and lockheed martins were "the folks who have been working on everything we've done for the last 50 years. they know how it can be done." neil armstrong said he was "not confident" the newcomers could achieve their goals. together with jim lovell they warned it would put america on "a long downward slide to mediocrity." spacex now launches more rockets than every country on earth combined. the experts will always tell you it can't be done. build it anyway!

@MarioNawfal @grok what about animals sleeping and vegetation, how this can impact?

Apparently, ordering sunlight is now as easy as ordering an Uber. A couple taps in the app, a couple thousand dollars, and boom: sunlight delivered in 30 seconds.

@levelsio i

Okay and who of you couldn't reply to this? Please please only if you couldn't okay?

@elonmusk Can you please include one moon trip for me, please?

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

@catalanensuiza hijos

- 35 años 🧔‍♂️ - 4000€ ahorro al mes en suiza🇨🇭 - 40% teletrabajo en multinacional 🤓 - 500k patrimonio 🏦 - vivo en 35m2 Solo hombres: qué le falta a mi vida?

@jacobrodri_ I think @levelsio will love this idea haha

$10M app idea: Tinder but dating based on income *just built a first version with rork max

@NeilGallero are they really friends? If you have a problem will they help you?

My mom used to say; “show me who your friends are and I will show you who you are.” I’m not there yet mom, but I’m on track. 💯

Things in your house slowly poisoning you, and what to change them to: Plastic salt/pepper grinders → ceramic Polyester/nylon clothes → cotton & linen Plastic cutting boards → wood or ceramic Plastic food containers → glass Plastic pyramid tea bags → steel strainer Receipt paper (BPA) → don't touch them Plastic cups → glass Plastic kettle → stainless steel Polyester bedding → cotton or wool Polyester towels → cotton Teflon pans → cast iron or ceramic Tap water → reverse osmosis filter

@CharlyBeGa @CristianoJrx07 @grok Grok ponle la camisa del America Mexico

@CristianoJrx07 @grok @grok ponle la playera del América de México

@elonmusk We trust you Elon.

Nobody has fought harder for full release of the Epstein files and prosecutions of those who abused children more than I did, knowing full well that the legacy media, far-left propagandists and those who are actually guilty would: 1. Admit nothing 2. Deny everything 3. Make counter-accusations against me I knew that I would be smeared relentlessly, despite never having attended his parties or been on his “Lolita Express” plane or set foot on his creepy island or done anything wrong at all. Nonetheless, the extreme pain of being accused of being the opposite of who I am was worth it. The strong must protect those cannot protect themselves, especially vulnerable children. I will gladly accept any amount of future pain to do more to protect kids and give them a chance to grow up and have happy lives.

@Gratefulape Happy MM still here!

Happy Mutant Monday legends! Mutants are insane!🧪🧪🧪

@nft_paris Wow I hope this is a joke!

NFT Paris & RWA Paris 2026 are cancelled. After four editions bringing together the global Web3 community in Paris, we have to face reality: NFT Paris 2026 will not happen. The market collapse hit us hard. Despite drastic cost cuts and months of trying to make it work, we couldn't pull it off this year. All tickets will be refunded within 15 days. To those of you who had already booked flights and hotels — we're truly sorry. We know how frustrating this is. To our team — thank you for everything. You're talented people who deserved a better outcome. If you're hiring in Web3 or events, reach out to us with your needs and we’ll connect you. Looking back at four years, we're proud of what we built together: tens of thousands of attendees, hundreds of speakers, and countless connections made. But endings are tough. We will be doing all we can to close this chapter properly. Thank you for being part of this journey. The NFT Paris team

@nstlgiaxpress GM

same

@Cobratate @bryan_johnson Really? Let's be positive, they may get married and have 10 kids.

@bryan_johnson Can’t wait for his post when she cheats.

It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed. The time apart has been costly.  My body’s electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve’s 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard.  There are other signals of distress. My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes.  A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship. My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated. Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination. She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise. In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust.  I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me. The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin’s receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want. Kate’s been mulling over what she’ll wear for days.  She’s considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too. She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate. I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction.  Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. The brain piles on with a release of endorphins to soothe the psychological pain of our separation. New powers are now in control. Let them run in glory. I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence. She relents and wants to dance. She’s home. I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility. I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate’s blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall. The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn’t exist. We dissolve into raw existence.

AIRLINES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS. Grok found me a $1,200 flight for $340. Here are the 6 prompts that expose hidden airline pricing tricks:

@levelsio @javilopen @levelsio you like mario kart?

It was really nice hosting @javilopen a few weeks ago And he wrote a little story about it, which shows you a little bit of my life when we're at home and not traveling/nomading 😊

@cryptomfer69 Never

mfers ded? no