Brandon Hartz

@DeFimagick @Wonderland_fi @0xDudeNice @daveshinskie

If you sold your $wMEMO last week, now would be a good time to buy back and pretend you didn’t. @Wonderland_fi about to surprise a whole lot of people

@brgridiron @PardonMyTake @cchantweet16 ppl don’t forget

Bengals DE Sam Hubbard says the team wants to win a Super Bowl to honor Harambe, who was killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in 2016 (via @PardonMyTake)

Ripping jamo shots at this tiny ass regional airport. @hartzb is about to be detained. Will kms if work gives me a hard time tomorrow

@Dudenice31 And not enough birdie juice in the system at 930AM

Flashback to 2019 MG opening hole when @Dudenice31 had a tin cup moment approaching the green

@Dudenice31 @FBI @daveshinskie @_snacks5 lot of good traction on this tweet DN31, well done

I just drafted my @ESPNFantasy Football team. I accidentally drafted Singletary, but otherwise good year AGAIN. Comment, Like & Subscribe for Advice!!! Link in Bio. fantasy.espn.com/football/share… fantasy.espn.com/football/share…

@Dudenice31 Will send DM, can’t publish this type of valuable information

open.spotify.com/track/0K6yUnIK…. @Dudenice31 when limelight comes on, you drop a steamy fresh deuce and sip a fresh cup of coffee in hand and you’re ripping work @dunkindonuts @rushtheband

@mikeheifetz @dudenice12 Hahahah

@dudenice12 @hartzb

@dudenice12 when he hits back to back to back 300+ yard drives down Broadway at the MG

@dudenice12 When me and @dudenice12 drink 16 transfusions and secure the member guest title belt

@dudenice13 @dudenice12 @nambla @PCAOB_auditor @Enterprise @AICPA @JennyCraig @weightwatchers Preach it P Chaos! And CC: @SlimFast @AtkinsDiet_ @Nutrisystem for any other diet regimens you may recommend to @dudenice12

@dudenice12 @hartzb @nambla @PCAOB_auditor @Enterprise @AICPA Cc: @JennyCraig @weightwatchers for the crime that is your diet

When @dudenice12 parents open the pool@for the first time this season, and he takes his inaugural cannonball plunge . @daveshinskie @AdolfHannhausser

@dudenice12 @_snacks5 @bcinterruption Last time BC basketball was even remotely good, we had Reggie Jackson doing a Steve Levy hosted dunk contest after vanilla ice performed. What the fuck happened

I'm not saying "be like them." I'm saying a school like them is a better comparison for both the challenges and opportunities that exist at BC. You can and should win at BC in hoops, but the ship sailed on BC being a Boston Villanova the day it joined the ACC.

@mikeheifetz @dudenice12 *good enough for 36 of the 39 month lease

@dudenice12 @hartzb then fixed it with duct tape and said "good enough" for 13 months.

@dudenice12 *in a blacked out state proceeds to go to the lost and found, wrap a women’s jacket around his waist and walked to the bus station, called big al from a pay phone and proceeded to wait for a change of clothes in the restroom for 45 mins

When @rossbarramen says we should go to Vegas for only 24 hours this time, to save money. And then proceeds to troll and say “you went to Vegas for 24 hours but I was there for 36”. Lost phone. Lost wallet. Kicked off the flight.