@throwawaypt2 Would have my cheeks stuffed like a chipmunk with pills in a heartbeat
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The lights were too bright for you
nico 🏁@bombdiggy__
First dates are too funny. In 2023 I went on a date with this babe , it was a lovely cute date. Went back to hers, here’s me thinking I was gonna get some. 5 mins in the flat she backed out a bag of cocaine and pills and had the cheek to ask me “what do you want start with
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@paint_onwood Shoutout Peng Shuai she’s still put there (hopefully)
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Worried our boy might get Jack Ma’d if Xi sees this #ProtectHaotong
PGA TOUR@PGATOUR
Haotong Li has "King of China" stamped on his wedges ... Because of course he does.
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Only fans daughter or son who yells stupid shit after a pro hits a golf shot
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guy shouldn’t be yelling so close to rory’s backswing and rory shouldn’t have kicked him out.
also drunk fans doing USA chants it just embarrassing. it’s individuals. there are no teams or countries. just the player, you’re at a major championship not a jelly roll concert
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Rory McIlroy says "shut the fuck up" and points a fan out to security because the fan yelled "USA" after one of McIlroy's bad shots
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@GenghisVol @bigcontentguy Oh no! No golfer has ever done that before! Also “my golfer is morally superior to yours” is, in my opinion, the oddest, most childish virtue signaling imaginable
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@hateithere39 @bigcontentguy The man had an affair, I will make my judgement off of that. That’s not golf - that’s life
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@GenghisVol @bigcontentguy Whatever you see on the course or doing media is not enough to judge any of them morally. It’s golf you child
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@GenghisVol @bigcontentguy Not a rory guy but at this point you’re just being silly
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@bigcontentguy There’s better quality humans on the tour to support
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@Luke_Elvy What a disingenuous whore you are. What happened to shame?
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@Mattisamazing33 @BrosephSZN @trevomad @Variety Do you need grok to explain a simple question to you?
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The Oscars' New Inclusion Rules Wouldn't Disqualify Any Best Picture Nominee in History. So Why Is Elon Musk Melting Down Over 'The Odyssey'? variety.com/2026/film/awar…
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@mikej36 @NFL_DovKleiman @adamglyn So we should just find every Wharton grad and fire them from their current position? I think a lot of people might be with you there
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@NFL_DovKleiman @adamglyn I'm sure Justin Tuck is an educated person and probably could earn his way into a successful finance career. BUT,...Wharton has been known to offer opportunities due to influence. And going straight into Goldman, and within 4 years he's a VP and then Managing Director? DEI...
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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL legend Justin Tuck is now a Managing Director at Goldman Sachs after his 11-year football career.
After the NFL, Tuck went back to school, earning an MBA from the prestigious Wharton School.
Justin is a true inspiration and role model.
(via @adamglyn)
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@crossplainsjohn @mehdirhasan @jaredpolis @JohnFetterman To be clear the real “center” does not care or know about Tina Peters. This is disingenuous or twitter brain
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@mehdirhasan @jaredpolis @JohnFetterman Tina Peters will have served multiple years for a white collar crime. Getting off on seeing MAGA in jail is part of the reason why Trump won again. The far left has no idea how powerful the center is & doesn’t seem to learn it when the far right panders to the center & wins.
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So @jaredpolis is the now second-worst elected Democrat in America (@JohnFetterman obviously remains the worst).
Sarah Longwell@SarahLongwell25
You could get me on board with a commutation here if Peters made a statement about how wrong it was to mislead the public by saying the 2020 election was stolen. Doing this on the heels of Trump literally forming a slush fund to pay out the Jan 6 insurrectionists feels like a country deciding lying about an election and working to overturn the results is no big deal.
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@hecubian_devil Continuing a defense that starts like this sort of eliminates and weight to your opinion imo
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Libs love imagining a PRC-led genocide in Taiwan and “owning” the left with it, as if it’s hypocritical for us to not condemn the thing that only exists in their fantasies, while we object to *actual* genocide in Gaza, in real life.
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@griffisu @punishedsid Damn, she should have. You wouldn't have been missed and a little bit more oxygen would have been used by someone else. Too bad. Maybe next time.
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@MattVincenziPGA @wingoz This dumb argument aside, I find you to truly be one of the most repugnant whores of all time. LIV needs to realize you are a net negative to their product because you simply do not deserve a job in golf and you know it
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@Lovelybuckeye Hating Portnoy is fine but how do people like this still not understand his schtick?
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Who the hell is he to pursue legal action against an NFL team for making a joke of a situation in which he’s not involved… 🧐
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@tonygoatjas @picksagainst @UnderdogNFL @bepryor Have we considered Danny O’Brien might be the devil and he and Franklin made a bargain?
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Steelers essentially "uninstalling" everything Drew Allar learned about playing QB and "re-uploading" their own fundamentals and mechanics, per @bepryor.
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@aricquad @007KTexan @CountryChord Yeah thats just another way of saying alcoholic retard thats the point
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@007KTexan @CountryChord Sounds like a guy that couldn’t have a normal amount and be a normal guy.
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drink a normal amount, got it ✍️
(Via Zach Top’s recent appearance on Burt Kreischer’s podcast)
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@IanJamesPoulter @Irish_On_Tour Impressive th rate ar which you’ve gone from from generally liked to completely loathed by golf fans
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@Irish_On_Tour It’s not an idiot comment. It’s more about the deal which gets done.
ET aren’t in the driving seat with the deal that gets offered them. Last year it cost SSG $100M. SSG won’t do that again they already said that. They’ll want ownership of more assets. That’s the issue.
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Rolapp has verbally committed to extending the strategic alliance and the PGA Tour's financial support for the circuit through 2032.
No surprise that Rory was in the room.
Cc @IanJamesPoulter and every other idiot who said the PGA Tour would drop them like a hot potato.
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
🚨💰🇪🇺 #NEW — At Quail Hollow last week, PGA Tour CEO Brian Rolapp verbally committed to financially backing the DP World Tour until 2032 regardless of LIV Golf’s status, easing concerns of Rory McIlroy & other European golfers. (Via: @TelegraphSport)
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@arlowhite You are a whore who lies for money. Nothing more. That is your legacy
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A talented writer, but so utterly biased (& with skin in the game) in trying to crush a threat to Golf’s American dominated status quo. I’ve worked in sports broadcasting, in various roles, for 25 yrs. I’ve never experienced institutional media bias like I have in Golf!
Eamon Lynch@eamonlynch
Jon Rahm sounds a dejected note, trapped in LIV’s golden cage. golfweek.usatoday.com/story/sports/g…
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