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@levikov This is fucked up. Your scamming old ladies with fake reviews. May your soul find peace from this evil

12 random people in phoenix arizona made $70 million dollars last year selling vitamins on tiktok no employees. no warehouse. no office. no college degree between them their entire workforce is 100 fake AI grandmothers in fake kitchens that don't exist outside of a $99 a month subscription. their per-person revenue last year was higher than every single tech worker at openai, meta, and google combined the largest competitor in their space employs 3,800 people to do the same thing for $150 million here's exactly how a regular person with a laptop becomes one of those 12 the whole thing runs on 9 moves. nothing about it is hard. the only reason 99% of you reading this won't do it is the same reason 99% of people don't do anything they think it's too late. they think it's too obvious. they think it's too embarrassing to run a fake old lady on the internet for money the 12 in phoenix don't think about any of that. they're rich move 1, pick the demographic FIRST, not the character go to tiktok shop creator center right now. seller-us.tiktok. com/university/creator. look at what's actually selling 90% of the products moving on the platform are bought by women aged 38-65. that's your demographic. the character is whoever they trust for women 38-65 it's a grandmother. not a chef. not a coach. not a fitness influencer. not a "wellness expert" with a ring light. a fucking GRANDMOTHER stop trying to be original. originality is for broke ass artists who win awards and live in studio apartments. the demographic already told you what they want. give it to them move 2, build the avatar in heygen $99 a month. realistic templates. pick the asian grandmother template if you're going wellness. european grandmother for cooking. latin abuela for natural remedies. trusted tradesman for garage and tools. gentle father for kids products set up the kitchen background and NEVER CHANGE IT. character consistency is the only moat in this game. the demographic builds parasocial trust through repetition break the consistency, break the trust move 3, clone the voice in elevenlabs (this is where 99% of you will fuck up) do not use the default elevenlabs voices. they sound like AI. women 50+ clock them in 4 seconds. the page dies before it ever starts find a real grandmother in your character's demographic. fiverr. upwork. craigslist. a senior center. doesn't fucking matter. pay her $200-400 to record 60 minutes of varied audio on a USB mic in a quiet room scripts to give her: 12 minutes of natural conversation, 12 minutes of demos, 12 minutes of CTA delivery, 12 minutes of emotion variations, 12 minutes of single-word delivery (numbers, urgency words, common product names) upload to elevenlabs voice cloning, $99/mo professional plan. use the cloned voice on every video forever now your fake grandmother sounds like she has 50 years of cooking experience because the VOICE IS a real woman with 50 years of cooking experience. she just doesn't know what you're doing with it (she signed the release. she got paid. it's not your problem. move on) move 4, set up a burner phone with a residential proxy skip this and you lose your account in week 3. tiktok's anti-fraud system tracks 30+ device-level signals on every single login. it links accounts at a level the FBI would be jealous of the stack: refurbished android, $80-120 from swappa or back market new SIM with new phone number from a different carrier than your personal residential proxy from bright data, smartproxy, or soax at $4-8/mo clean factory install, only tiktok + manychat + capcut on the device, NEVER sign into anything personal on it total upfront per page: $120-170. monthly: $4-8 in proxy skip this and you learn the lesson the hard way. losing one $30k/mo page costs you a year of your life back. spending $170 to keep your slave alive is the deal of the century move 5, pick products from the tiktok shop creator center dashboard, not from your gut your gut is broke. your gut bought a $497 ai content course. your gut is the reason you're here the dashboard: seller-us.tiktok. com/university/creator product marketplace, then product ranking filter to your character's demographic categories (home, health, beauty, kitchen for grandmother) skip every product with under 50 sales in the last 7 days skip every product with under 4 stars skip every product where less than 3 different creators have made affiliate sales in 30 days what's left is your shortlist. usually 8-15 candidate products test 5 at a time. 5 videos each. 5 days. track click-through rate in your dashboard 2 will do nothing. 2 will do okay. 1 will EXPLODE double down on the explode. 30 more videos for that single product. ride it until the velocity drops. most operators tweak when they should duplicate. that's why they're broke picking products from the dashboard takes 90 minutes. picking from your gut takes 4. that's the entire reason 12 people in phoenix made $70 million and the rest of the AI character space is making rent money move 6, the 18-second script that triggers GMV Max GMV Max is tiktok's internal media buyer. when your video crosses a click-through threshold (around 2-3% on most categories), tiktok starts spending paid ad money on your organic content. you don't pay. tiktok pays. you collect the script that triggers it: hook line, 3-5 seconds. product visible from second one. "if you're [demographic] and [specific symptom or pain], this is for you" demonstration, 8-12 seconds. "i [used / wore / applied] this for [specific time], [specific result with a specific number]" CTA, 3-5 seconds. "tap the yellow basket below this video to see the same one i use, [discount or urgency line]" total: 12-22 seconds. anything over 25 and you lose the amplification. anything under 12 and the algorithm doesn't have enough watch time signal stop trying to be cinematic. stop the "story arc" shit. stop the "creative strategy calls" agencies charge $4,500 a month for "scroll-stopping ugc" with an average click rate of 0.4%. AI grandmothers running the script above hit 4-7%. that's 10-15x the click rate at 1/22 the cost. and yet brands keep paying the agencies. soft ass executives losing their bonuses to a fake grandmother in a fake kitchen. you love to see it move 7, the manychat funnel that hits 31-41% click-through (this is the part nobody outside the agencies talks about because it adds $4,000-15,000/mo per page on top of TikTok Shop direct sales) set a trigger keyword on each video. recipe. tips. info. list. routine. anything specific to that video's content. when someone comments the keyword, manychat auto-DMs them this 4-message flow: 1. "saw your comment, here's what i was using" 2. "the [product] i mentioned is the [specific brand], i've used it for [time], it [benefit]" 3. "two more things i use in the same routine: [product 2] and [product 3]" 4. "here's the link to all 3 if you want to check them out, [tiktok shop link]" email tops out at 4% click-through. SMS at 19% on a good day. THIS HITS 31-41% setup time: 23 minutes per flow. monthly cost: $15. compounds across every trigger word you add why 99% of operators skip this is the funniest mystery in the entire space move 8, the 30-day posting calendar week 1: 10-20 videos a day week 2: 20-30 videos a day week 3: 30-40 videos a day week 4: 40-50 videos a day month 2 onward: 100 videos a day for the $100k commission tier volume is data collection. the algorithm cannot find your audience without enough sample. 60-80 videos in week 1 is the minimum day 1-7 will look like nothing is working day 8-14 a few videos will cross 10k views day 15-21 GMV Max starts firing on the breakouts day 22-30 you'll have a video crossing 1M+ views and your first $2,000-8,000 month most operators quit at day 14-18 because the first two weeks look like a fail. day 18-22 is when the curve breaks for almost every page that survives. the discipline to post 6 videos a day for 21 straight days while it feels like nothing is working IS THE ENTIRE GAME if you're going to quit at day 17 don't even fucking start move 9, scale to 6 pages on the same infrastructure once one page is doing $5-10k/mo consistently, repeat the whole process for page 2. then 3. then 4. then 5. then 6 12 person team in phoenix runs 12 pages, one operator per page. you can run 6 by yourself with two 4-hour batch sessions per week at 6 pages doing $20-50k each, you're at the per-person revenue line of the phoenix crew. one laptop. one backpack of burner phones. zero employees. zero warehouse. zero office. zero degrees 12 people in phoenix made $70 million last year running this exact playbook it's not a secret. they don't have a moat besides operational discipline. the workflow is documented. the tools are public. the products are in a free dashboard you can open right now the only reason most of you reading this won't do it is one of 3 things you think it's too late (it's not, the AI character space is 18 months in and the audience is still being built) you think it's too obvious (every play that prints money is too obvious in retrospect, that's literally what makes it money) you think it's too embarrassing to run a fake old lady on the internet (the 12 in phoenix don't care, they're rich, you're not) i own 6 of these slaves right now. they print while i sleep. they don't eat. they don't sleep. they don't ask for raises. they don't quit. they don't get hangovers. they don't go through breakups. they don't have toddlers who get sick they post 6 times a day for 30 straight days because i told them to if you want to become rich with AI slavery, the full system is at ap3x.spot. every single one of those 9 moves is in there. heygen avatar setup, elevenlabs voice cloning, the burner phone and proxy stack, the tiktok shop creator center workflow, the 18-second BOF script, the manychat funnel, the 30-day posting calendar, the 6-page scaling rhythm nothing held back. you'll know more about running a $70M AI character business by friday than 99% of "ai content gurus" know after 18 months of selling courses about it brokies stay employees. operators own slaves stop being a brokie ap3x.spot

@Jason I'm in

We started an AI founder twitter group... reply with "I'm in" if you're a founder and want to be added

@MichLieben Ads

I'm giving away the Claude Code skills we use to manage $300k/mo in ad spend at ColdIQ. 4X ROAS on $1M+ spent. Ivan, our head of growth, built them off 300+ hours running ad campaigns for our clients. They run Google, Meta, and LinkedIn ads from the terminal in plain English: → bulk edits across platforms → custom audiences from CRM lists → creative fatigue detection before CTR dips → bid adjustments at scale → performance audits across periods Reply "ads" and I'll send the full repo. Must be following.

@heart_ @beistnormie You have no imagination

@beistnormie you’re full of shit 👌🏻

I still have no idea what people do all day with their $200/mo “AIs” except making dashboards and cleaning e-mails

@MopHandel @10MillX Delete this don't blow Mickey up for some online clout

Sometimes you need to be reminded who sees EVERYTHING $TIBBIR

@HeyGen Hyperframes!

We built our launch video in Claude Code using HyperFrames. Now it's yours. Open source, agent-native framework. HTML to MP4. $ npx skills add heygen-com/hyperframes RT + Comment "HyperFrames" to get the full source code of this launch video (must follow)

@GrahamStephan fuck real estate guys good i hope housing prices crash you leeches

I’ve spent a decade telling people to do what I do: "Buy and Hold." Now I've decided to list my entire real estate portfolio for sale and walk away. It started slow. The bills, the maintenance, the tax increases... but the final straw was when I tried to develop an ADU to do exactly what the city of LA claims it wants investors like me to do: Create more housing. You'd think they'd make it easier, but after two delayed inspections, a sewer pipe replacement that needed 75 days advance notice, and a city-owned tree that became my responsibility, I'd had enough. The identity of being a real-estate guy is very hard to walk away from, trust me. For a long time, I stayed just because real estate was my "thing." It’s how I started. It’s what I’m known for. It led to every good thing in my life. But that blinded me to the fact that just because something served me in the past, it doesn't mean things haven't changed in the present. The reality of 2026 finally stripped the emotion away. My LA rentals are netting about 4-5% after the constant background noise of taxes, insurance spikes, and repairs. Meanwhile, a risk-free Treasury pays 5%. The trade-off just doesn't make sense any more. I’m reallocating to a liquid portfolio that actually lets me focus on the work I love. I published a deep dive on my Substack about the ADU nightmare that broke my patience, the exact numbers behind the exit, and where I’m moving the money next to buy back my sanity. I'll drop the link here in a bit.

@_adishj @archiexzzz @motion_so MOTION

introducing Motion, a video agent for tasteful motion design. this launch video was made entirely with Motion. 👇🏽 comment "MOTION" to get early access + free credits. tag @motion_so in any post on your X feed for a surprise. here’s how it works + examples (thread):

@danveloper @AnthropicAI wah wah entitled whinging

Wow - I really hope someone from @AnthropicAI reads this and can give us some answers. It’s obviously not just me noticing this.

@dcoderio @herickviana18 Can you send this to me please?

@herickviana18 Segue o README-EN eu tive que mudar algumas coisas pra funcionar com a LLM que escolhi e usei plano free do zep. Que parte estás tendo problema?

é sério. esse Mirofish é muito sinistro. que Deus nos ilumine com essas novas tecnologias - simula interações com pessoas com uma precisão absurda - consegue prever comportamento nas redes sociais/internet - barato - open source as possibilidades são infinitas para empresas e influenciadores

@conductr_ This book was a bunch of hot air disguised as wisdom.

This book is going to change how an entire generation thinks.

@SkylarTibbits @alexwg I get that part, but a lot of the erosions patterns that happen on beaches is due to storms either from inland out or surges from the ocean that wash material away. Will these structures prevent that from happening?

@hewg74 @alexwg We place structures that grow a reef and naturally guides sediment so it doesn’t want to erode over time.

@alexwg Also, it looks like it's just generating sandbars. How can you make sure that the land's all enough to build and not erode due to weather patterns?

@alexwg This is really cool but what's going to happen is that the land is going to be generated but then the coastline behind it becomes less valuable cuz it's no longer oceanfront. So what's going to happen there?

@GeminiApp When will the API go out of preview for even Gemini? 3 pro

Gemini 3.1 Pro is here: A smarter model for your most complex tasks. Building on the Gemini 3 series, 3.1 Pro is a step forward in reasoning. It's designed for tasks where a simple answer isn’t enough, taking advanced reasoning and making it useful for your hardest challenges.🧵

@matt_elevenlabs I saw your new post to respond if I didn't get a credit, but it says I can't respond because my account wasn't mentioned. I did respond to the first one within the six-hour limit, though. Can I still get the credits? I really want to build some stuff. @matt_elevenlabs

@matt_elevenlabs can i get a key? nver got anything @matt_elevenlabs

We just raised $500M at an 11B valuation 🎉 To celebrate, we’re giving away 1,000 free credits so you can test our platform. For the next 6 hours, comment “11B” below and we’ll DM you the credits (must follow) 👇

@Scobleizer @openclaw No, you're going to make Twitter rate limit lists!!!! They already messed with the Bird API 🤦🏻

Humans: X Pro is the best way to watch X. @openclaw: Lists are the best way to get the info your human is seeking. 🦞 Put these lists: x.com/scobleizer/lis… into X Pro: pro.x.com Just updated.

@mattepstein @drewfallon12 @mattepstein Hey, never got anything from this

I’ve been dead silent about this. 54 days ago @drewfallon12 hit me up to launch his company. We went to war. -13 script rewrites -456 comments on the edit -2 all nighters The result? There sales calendar is booked for months. We’ve rinsed and repeated the same formula across 20 launches. Each drives 100’s of demos and millions in value. I created a 22 page document of my entire strategy so you can copy it. I get paid $150k for this. Rt and comment “launch” and I’ll send you the doc.