Elly Hoinowski

Amazing

If you solve this in under 10 seconds, you’re officially a genius

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

@1Nicdar Moving to number 18 in 2 weeks.

I’m currently at 11.

@DerrickEvans4WV They do it to us when we need to fill the Ambulance. Worst is when they leave their car at the pump to go into the store.

I know most people don’t even think about it but it’s so dang frustrating pulling into a gas station loaded down with equipment. Only one pump has diesel. Every pump is open and a Kia Forte decides to get gas at the only pump which has diesel 🤣

I would once again like to remind everyone threatening SCOVA and Republicans in general that it is not our fault that Democrats did what they did here in Virginia. If you want to be angry at anyone, be angry at these people - I'll even tell you why: @GovernorVA: Her people knew it was a bad idea; they questioned the legality of it. She went ahead and signed the bill anyway and actively campaigned for it, even though she had promised during her campaign that she had no intention of gerrymandering the state. @AGJayJones: Talk about a horrible attorney, you guys. Just horrible. Forget that he texted horrific, violent fantasies about shooting a Republican and wishing for his children to die. The guy is just not a good attorney. He is the reason the election went forward without a ruling; he pushed for it. And THEN he brought in California attorneys to argue the case ... they lost. So any of you whining about how the justices TOOK THEIR VOTES AWAY, take it up with Jay, he's the reason there was a vote in the first place. @SenLouiseLucas: This one is pretty self-explanatory. Just search her now legendary, '10 Fuckin' 1'. @SpeakerDonScott: This poor guy. When Louise says jump, he asks how high. And yes, pun intended. @DelRodWillett: Rod here is responsible for the wording of the actual referendum that used the word 'fairness,' which is just bizarre. Republicans actually attempted to change the wording of the referendum, but they were shut down without debate. @EricHolder, @RepJeffries, and @BarackObama: They dumped tens of millions into this state to steal seats from rural Virginians. Yup, you read that right. Roughly $70 MILLION dollars funneled into a state to buy four seats (that our governor was more than willing to sell them). Oh, and speaking of funding, while @timkaine and @MarkWarner both voiced concerns at first, they BOTH fell in line (after Louise Lucas called them cucks), and get this... each donated $100,000 to the effort to SILENCE millions of people in their own state. Must include every single Democrat who started running for the lobster district, like @HelmerVA and @DSMcAuliffe ... curious if Dorothy will have to pay back the large amount of money she raised to run for a district that does not exist. There were many bad actors locally and across the country, telling lies about how this was 'leveling the playing field,' and insisting Trump was making them do it, rambling about Texas ... trying to sell it on the idea that it was TEMPORARY. Which we all knew, it was not. Ultimately, this was a complete failure from the get-go: breaking laws, going against the state constitution, and willfully deceiving voters, all while insisting they were the good guys. Turns out, they were definitely the bad guys. Finally, this is not a win for Republicans; I realize that it helps us in the midterms, but in my humble opinion, this is much bigger than that. This was a win for Virginia and a reminder that, in a 6/5-divided state such as ours, every voice still matters. Sic Semper Tyrannis xo

Yikes, you’ve had a rough go of it, eh? First, you were sloppy and used Jason Miyares’ letterhead. Then you misspelled ‘attorney.’ Then you argued to allow an illegal referendum to go forward. Then you brought in CA lawyers to argue your case for you. Then you lost. Then you filed an appeal to appear before SCOTUS knowing they will laugh at you. And oh yeah, you can’t spell ‘Virginia,’ or ‘Senator.’ So not only are you dangerous to any Republican and their family, but you’re fairly incompetent. Ouch. Well, try and have a nice Saturday anyway. ❤️ @AGJayJones

@GovernorVA Thank you to the Virginia Supreme Court for nullifying the results of the unconstitutional referendum.

@GovernorVA @BradKutner You’re disappointed about not being able to push back on Trump instead of following law and the constitution. You wasted taxpayer monies. Wrong on so many levels.

More than three million Virginians cast their ballots in Virginia’s redistricting referendum, and the majority of Virginia voters voted to push back against a President who said he is ‘entitled’ to more Republican seats in Congress with a temporary and responsive referendum. They made their voices heard. I am disappointed by the Supreme Court of Virginia’s ruling, but my focus as Governor will be on ensuring that all voters have the information necessary to make their voices heard this November in the midterm elections because in those elections we — the voters — will have the final say.

@Beno10_MFC D, the bowl sits slightly lower.

Strong eye test. Which stand mixer is different? 99% people failed.

@DavidARFerguson @Liberty_Xtreme @salimforva 2028 so that the impact will appear as if coming from the next administration. Just another game.

@Liberty_Xtreme @salimforva It's going to cost us far more than we will ever get from it. And it doesn't kick in until 2028.

Virginia is now the FIRST state in the South to have a Paid Family and Medical Leave program. It won't be the last.

@AllieJade1 @IndianaGPA Lime

This farmer is working hard to get the ground ready for planting! Does everyone know what the white stuff is, that's being tilled into the ground? And what's its primary purpose? For what crops? Can some farmers help us newbies and city folks out! What's the white stuff and what's it for?

@stargirl752 @twilight_lurker @lady_valor_07 Agreed but that’s the problem. They should get minimum wage. Then tips would be what they should be for: service appreciation.

@twilight_lurker @lady_valor_07 Yes, far below minimum wage. Where I live, the base pay for wait staff is $2.13/hr.

Chicago Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) President John Catanzara LOST IT after a Chicago police officer was executed by a career criminal. “We are f*cking sacrificial lambs for the politicians in this city and state, and it NEEDS to stop.” “When is enough?… One [cop killed] is too many.” “Even after hearing the despicable acts that this piece of sh*t did.” “It’s the reason the death penalty should still be in Illinois.” REPOST and amplify his voice! #thinblueline #lawenforcement

The Virginia Supreme Court has denied the stay request of the injunction filed by Jay Jones. That means the statewide injunction blocking the certification of the referendum results stays in place for now. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being very bad and 10 being very good) - I would rate this at a 187. The Democrats cannot draw maps until the vote has been certified. By allowing the results to be blocked - the Dems are dead in the water until the court rules otherwise. Certification was supposed to happen this Friday.

@1Nicdar All 20

I have been to 8. How many have you been to?

@DerrickEvans4WV It aligns with the picture JDJ posted, but not sure about the name

Has anyone confirmed if this is in fact the correct person? Just want to know for sure and can’t find anything.

Tennessee just passed a strong bill expanding the right to use deadly force to defend personal property. Your home and belongings are yours — criminals beware. No more hesitation when protecting what’s yours.

@DerrickEvans4WV Glad to hear this! Thanks, I am moving to TN (from ill fated Virginia) next month.