Charlie

This is the song I wrote for my upcoming Nadia musical.

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

@gymnasticsfluff @nikkerbockerdvm Yassss my girl

It’s the @nikkerbockerdvm cameo for me 🔥🔥🔥

@KarlWarden Lol you crack me up

Can someone please tell Aly Raisman that it’s not EXQUIZID? She says it with a D at the end. It’s EXQUISITE. Kthanksbye.

beaker: meep meep meep awkwafina: what is u talmbout

Remote workers getting ready for their one day in the office

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

Lena Dunham could make Melodrama but Lorde could never make this gif

the real housewives will have me stanning a woman named jo ellen

@notgwendalupe She waited for water in that drought. A few more minutes was nothing.

LMFAOO, Hilary Duff is hilarious for this 😭

Everyone assumes this picture of Buttigieg is him eating a chicken wing, and that's because he's biting in a way to engage his "rip-the-flesh-from-the-bone" front teeth, so we fill in "chicken wing" to make it make sense. But what he is actually eating is a small piece of a cinnamon roll, and our brains just can't comprehend biting into a small piece of dough that way. It's like an alien took over a human body and is unfamiliar with the subtleties of how it works.

pommel horse specialist

I love this picture of Minnie Driver in the TV Biblical epic she's in. She looks like she's playing a character in the Bible named Minnie Driver.

Kids training to ask for a picture with Chappell Roan

Chappell could kill a nun and I wouldn’t really care once you make red wine supernova I’m with you for better or worse

this has the potential to tear a gay guy music video night apart

People who do the “so good, so good” bit in Sweet Caroline

Went for a job at Starbucks and they told me to write “Stefanie” on a cup with a “ph” so I wrote “Phefanie” and they made me regional manager

you: lent starts wednesday me (an intellectual): mark wahlberg’s 40-day challenge starts wednesday