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@CryptidPolitics Oh of course, the best way to decide on an American law is just look at other countries and see how they do it. Now check on your free speech, gun ownership, freedom of religion, and right to vote and see what happens to those when we start ripping up the Constitution.

Birthright citizenship is stupid. My son was born in a foreign country. Do you think they gave him citizenship? Of course not. That country isn't dumb like we are. Birthright citizenship has got to be put to an end by SCOTUS.

@ChadThundergod @NaviGoBoom Hopefully you didn't bet much

@NaviGoBoom I bet it at least recoils smoothly.

When I'm in a worst shotgun ever contest and my opponent is the Walther Automatic

@LarrikinW @lizzyflanagan And gravity didn't exist until Newton wrote it down

@lizzyflanagan Also Jack Briscoe didn’t write a book until 2004. Its was republished in 2013. So please provide a source of where Jack Briscoe mentions in the 80’s that wrestling is Shakespeare. If you can’t then your argument is null and void.

hellooo. it’s more than okay to prefer the old stuff, but! here’s jack brisco (NWA champ in 1975) and marcus griffin (sportswriter/author of “fall guys”) comparing wrestling to shakespeare! the “wrestling is art” mentality extends much further back than people think.

@damian_arts Bro is making a snurchase 💀

Turns out buying snails is very cheap!! I could get one for 200-500 yen!! I looked at pictures, and oh my god, they are all so beautiful and cute... I don't know what species to buy >< Any recommendations?

@MigClass @joannadangerfd Sean Woodson's style matches his physique exactly

Doing a podcast soon on the topic "athletic cheating, done right". Who are some fighters that have intelligently leveraged their athletic gifts into a cohesive game? And which fighters have styles that don't take advantage of their physical gifts (e.g. Chito)?

This is a Samoa Joe & tater tots appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Samoa Joe & tater tots.

I lied fuck you

@dssyndrome_ @tofeelhealed Came to the comment section to mention MEO44, sweet

@tofeelhealed Kanonenfieber/Noise’s other projects and Missouri Executive Order 44 are sick too

there’s only one masked band genuinely doing something interesting rn and it’s that french mathcore duo that are dressed like sleep paralysis demons

@swaggboi_420 @Msamalam They're French, mille is a thousand and million is a thousand thousands.

@Msamalam The suffix for million is just one M

I actually don’t understand how France has 69 million people. Where are they? 5 largest cities: Paris 2 million Marseille 0.8MM Lyon 0.5MM Toulouse 0.5Mm Nice 0.3MM Where are they all hiding? In the countryside? The “big” cities are so tiny.

@meelworms @LinkofSunshine @PearlteaRizzy You're a disgrace to the name "worm"

@LinkofSunshine @PearlteaRizzy nobody was talking about gays in 1405, they didnt exist

It’s so cool that we share Twitter with the modern west, Indonesia, and Nigeria at the same time You can see direct gay discourse from 2026, 1980, and 1405 back to back

This genuinely sucks ass I'm never making these again

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

@SimpleBetSports @uhvaimorre The scoring is pretty similar to MMA, with judges counting your strikes. Some matches end in finish, other matches end with decision going to whoever hit the other guy more/better.

@uhvaimorre Is there a way to win by sword?

The armor mma stuff looks fun in concept, but then you watch 2 or 3 of the events and it’s all about who can be the one to hit a takedown first and you realize it’s just low level judo with very elaborate weight vests

@myths_and_stori Do not call them that

...quite a sight to be hold, isn't it? you see, we're presently in the process of training these pygmy fapper crabs to withstand the trials and tribidations of a zero-G environment. they're not the sharpest knives in the crayon drawer, but on the bright side they don't know how to give anything other than 100%. plus corporate says we're getting a hefty sponsorship package for making this happen, so... whatever pays my checks, i guess. anyway, we have them here stationed in close proximity within the confines of this "anti-gravity work environment." here, they'll be able to practice their near-orbit responsibilities from the safety of our little test chamber. what responsibilities are those, you ask? well, my friend, that's technically under NDA, so i can't tell you until we've gotten our appendages off the ground. but i'll give you a little hint: it involves swimming... 😉 (from xhs - id 1082981811)

@LRH_Superfan كتاب مسند كيرك الجامع، باب فضل منع الحروب حدثنا جو كينت عن بيت هيغسيث عن ماركو روبيو قال: سمعت تشارلي كيرك رضي الله عنه يقول: من دخل حرباً مع إيران فقد هلك. رواه فوكس نيوز. إسناده صحيح.

Why do they look like that :/

@escapefrommelos Gay is when you date and have sex with a woman but eat a phallic food one time

its truly incredibly how women seem to have zero functional Gaydar

@GAYLOSTBOYS Imagine what they were doing with that eye

@Shadoo_creeture Fat Fuck Friday

update everybody is a fat chud now yay🩷