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All These Samples Made Great Songs 🔥

Nomad - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion (#TOTP 1991) 90s house classic! Produced by Damon Rochefort and Steve Mac, the track features a tremendous lead vocal by Sharon Dee Clarke. A big international hit single, reaching #2 in the UK and #1 on the US Billboard Dance Club Play.

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@LBC Surprise surprise

Former BBC producer found guilty of possessing or making indecent images of children lbc.co.uk/article/former…

musicals are one of the worst film genres

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@big_alaw @UB1UB2 Nah, if you only have a provisional license you need to complete a cbt every 2 years, until you gain full motorcycle licence

@UB1UB2 Brilliant..50 down 6 million more to go.. What grips my shit is.. You can ride a moped on an L plate for ever but cannot drive a car until you pass your test.. It’s a joke.

The bystander at the end 😭💀 A massive Met Police operation took place in Kilburn yesterday, completely clearing the streets of uninsured mopeds, illegal electric scooters, and modified e-bikes. They literally brought a massive flatbed truck to tow them all away! 🚨🛵 While a lot of Londoners are sick of e-bikes flying down the pavements, others think the police should be focusing their resources on bigger crimes. Do you agree with this crackdown, or should they be focusing elsewhere? Let us know your thoughts below!

Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect (credit Mylothecat)

Creative London 📸

@rorysutherland Chat gpt thinks that pooing at work costs uk companies around £12 billion pounds a year.

@Lizabidobay2 Next you'll be bragging about claiming the triple lock and that

@howdoharry With a bit of luck! Although boomers are already retired by now, surely? 😂

😂😂😂 Dunno if this is a piss take or not but it made me laugh out loud, cheers.

Bagged 6 of them 🤯

“Not all those who wander are lost” — J.R.R. Tolkien

@fesshole Do you apply the same rule for cutlery then? 🙃

It bothers me that many people probably don't rotate their cupboard dinner plate stack when replacing clean ones. Which means up and down the country there may be thousands of stack-bottom plates going unused for years

@10stofchaos They definitely graft when they need to , they did this over Easter weekend 😂😂 What does the law say about unauthorised encampments? - BBC News share.google/1PIuRfOZujDRGq…

The gypos have taken over Bury B&Q carpark, sat about sunbathing whilst their kids fly about the place on e-scooters 😂😂😂

Most impressive glitch done I’ve seen in a while

@rizzles066 😆

@NotFarLeftAtAll why should ppl be able to watch tv for free its disgusting when ppl like myself are paying for it and yes you can be arrested for not paying for a licence, its also selfish if you refuse to pay, its the same if u dont pay for ur leccy or water when someone else does its like ur

Is this actually legal in 2026? Police & Bailiffs at the door for a TV license. The whole police force turns up 🤡

@LeeHAuthor @TheLapsedFan His brief cockney accent mocking the kid is quality 😅

More questions for Hogan on Going Live! The Hulkster was asked what God thinks of him hitting people (tough crowd). He admitted they don’t hit each other for real! Greene asked him how they decide who wins, which prompted another response that was far too honest. Incredible.

The thought of some American booking a holiday to Benidorm off the back of this, then potentially seeing one pissed up Brit dressed as a nun and another dressed as a cheerleader punching fuck out of each other as soon as they land warms my heart