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@ricardo1 @bprintco Skyfi has a ton of options But 10pm will be dark...

@bprintco where do you source satellite images? can you get them from specific time block ie storm happens 9pm and i want image from 10pm

Okay, I'm about to make some of you SMB owners very rich with this post lol What if I told you... there's a way to have one sales guy do the work of 20. Let's say you own a roofing, fence, deck, or construction company... did you know that you can buy high resolution same day satellite imagery? Some of you may know that, roofers especially. The mega roofing companies like Roof Maxx do this, but they pay $35 to $50 PER ROOF to review for storm damage. They also pay companies a lot of money to monitor hail damage in areas. This is still a clunky method that is very expensive. Well fuck that... it's 2026 you guys. Now you can do it, but not only that... you can do it MUCH better and MUCH cheaper. Stop wasting your time and money sending dudes on the ground to go property scouting. This is how you do it... Buy the satellite data, but not per roof, buy the high res images of entire areas where the storm went through. It's like $500. Feed that data into Gemini 2.5 Pro. It's the best AI vision model available. Have it scope every property for homes with damage. Cross reference the flagged properties with parcel data and map a route for your sales guy to go direct to damaged properties only. BUT WAIT... It gets better... Vibe code an app that does it. Connect to NOAA and Open-meteo API. It's FREE dude. 1. Set up automated triggers for severe weather. 2. When a weather event is triggered, it calls to the satellite imagery provider API and pulls the images. 3. The images get picked up by Gemini 2.5 Pro and scanned. 4. Properties get flagged and address matched and triggers the next step 5. Nano Banana 2 reads the storm data to generate a specific storm event mailer and triggers the next step. 6. That mailer is sent through API to a Direct Mail provider with SAME DAY service. 7. Mailers hit the mailboxes before the other companies even get out of bed. BONUS is you didn't even have to get out of bed either. It's automatic man. 8. The addresses are batch scheduled and sent to your CRM for your sales rep to hit them directly. He better get up early. I built this for fun. It works. But I cheaped out my test with Google Satellite imagery because I don't own any of those types of companies man I'd like my Ferrari to be Red please. Thank You. 🫡

@BoredElonMusk @KobeissiLetter To think I had never actually visualized a circle jerk until this moment

@KobeissiLetter The weapon:

BREAKING: France’s President Macron calls for the EU to activate its "most potent trade weapon" against the US after President Trump's tariff threat over Greenland. Macron is now calling for the use of the EU's "anti-coercion instrument." If used against the US, it would restrict US access to the EU market, potentially blocking US banks from EU procurement and targeting US tech giants. This trade weapon has never been used before.

@MrBitcoinWhalee @grok @NoLimitGains No way

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@POVHighPlains @IV_Musketeer @TinaRupe1 Fucking magnets, how do they work?

@IV_Musketeer @TinaRupe1 Wasn’t Trump just talking about magnets and how no one knows how they work?

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@SaucySlaying @DMichaelTripi Where'd the Chihuahua come from 😂

@DMichaelTripi The Judicial Branch is not the Legislative. Nor the Executive.

BREAKING: Judge rules federal government must use contingency funds for SNAP program. -AP

@mshyppolite @amazon Same on Thursday wtf

@amazon the app was down for me for hours but now Whole Foods delivery is available until Thursday morning..

Space travel is one of mankind's greatest achievements. We should go further and further and never stop exploring. We should continue advancing for as long as we exist as a species. It doesn't matter if it's an inch further each generation. It's part of what makes us great. Our desire to advance. Even if we gain nothing from it, we still should do it, just because we can. In 1923, George Mallory was asked why he wanted to climb Everest. His response was, "Because it's there." That attitude built the civilized world, and as soon as we lose it, we lose everything. To the deepest depths of the ocean and the furthest stars.

@SKbigSteppppa So good 😂

Meet Miles, twenty-six years old Fed up with life and the way things are going He decides to rob a prediction market But on his way out, he has a sudden change of heart And suddenly His conscience comes into play Alright, stop Now before you cut the stream, go ghost with Morgs And play dead to hustle Polymarket for a lil more You better think of the consequence (Who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin' conscience That's nonsense Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of @Monarch’s cribs And borrow his damn hoodie and one of his blonde wigs Tell him you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days If you shave your legs with @ethstash’s razor blades Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole network knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you withdraw first Look at your counterparty, he prayed for you at Catholic Church Fuck that, do that shit, scam that bitch Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if he gets scammed? Are you that bitch? Do you really think he gives a fuck if you scam this? Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right) Not over this shit (Stop) Refund the mischief (I will) Don't even listen to the @Duel boys, yo, they’re bad for you You know what, Lord Miles? I don't like your attitude - @real_lord_miles

@xfreeze Giga watt? Giga who?

xAI’s Colossus 2: The World’s First Gigawatt-Scale Datacenter

@matt_vanswol If tolerance means the end of Western Civilization, then we cannot be tolerant

@GatorHooks Clever use of generative imagery 👍

Our magnetic hooks and baskets hold up to 45 lbs each. Our customers are always coming up with creative ways to use them—like this setup used to store driftwood and rocks they collected on a hiking trip! Attaches to any steel surface, steel safe or our own steel wall panels.

Isabela Merced as Hawkgirl Superman (2025)

The internet is now up and running. Apparently I have to download the company’s “smart home” app to change the network name and password. FFS. Fuck you people and your dogshit apps. Your apps are stupid and so are you.

@TheCinesthetic "Dude, face the fear"

What obscure movie reference do you frequently make that no one seems to get?

@jasonkarsh @bitkey Wen is the new version dropping Mr Jason

When introducing @bitkey, I often hear: what do you mean there's no seed phrase?! On their own, seed phrases represent a fundamental weakness of prevailing self custody models. They’re hard to manage, easy to lose, and attractive targets for even low-tech scammers. That’s why Bitkey uses an entirely different recovery model: to make it easy to recover your funds when something goes wrong, and to help reduce the risk of loss associated with having to manage and secure seed phrases themselves. Read my post here: bitkey.build/what-do-you-me…

Wen new version @jack @BEN0WHERE Is there a screen?

@bored_stigma @captivedreamer7 Oh it's real, and his name is also really "Philonise"

@captivedreamer7 This can't be real

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

@creation247 X

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