The Weatherman

The secret to having fun on 𝕏 is to take nothing personally and communicate largely in memes.

@CopperCation It seemed like a good idea and great craic to the local headbangers in the pub the day before, and they had access to the tractor (probably what happened).

Another video of the St Patrick's Day parade, in Headford, County Galway - where a hysterically funny scene of a disabled young boy being raped by a transvestite appears to delight the crowd. Look at their faces as it goes past. Many of us have been saying how this is all being normalised by design. Looks like we were right ⬇️ @boudicasarmy @Wommando @KingBobIIV

@readswithravi * ressentiment

@readswithravi Classic resentment.

This sentence by Dostoyevsky hits so hard. “You sensed that you should be following a different path, a more ambitious one, you felt that you were destined for other things but you had no idea how to achieve them and in your misery you began to hate everything around you.”

@suemcco11 Every 4 years? It will be just like being married.

Sex Olympics in my bed to those who know what emotional intelligence is , every 4 years i’ll have sex with you while a panel of judges watch to decide who places & present you with a medal while your country’s national anthem proudly plays in the background 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@raunak_yadush Oh I don’t use that Windows shit anymore.

Windows 11 is sending your gameplay data to Microsoft in real time. It's called "Connected User Experiences and Telemetry" and it uses your CPU WHILE you game stealing FPS and resources from your game. Services.msc → find "Connected User Experiences and Telemetry" → Disable

@Om_Codes_ Prosecuted in Sweden under copyright offences alleged by US organisations including MPAA despite TPB not hosting any copyright material. It was a search engine. The police investigator in charge of the case worked for one of the copyright organisations. 🤔

- Meet Gottfrid Svartholm - Co-founder of The Pirate Bay - A man who believed information should be free. - helped create the largest torrent site in the world - Handles millions of users - openly mocked powerful corporations - joked about moving servers to North Korea ,space ... just for fun 😭 - Servers were seized and site went down - came back in 3 days - kept changing domain constantly - treated lawsuits like free marketing 😭 - traffic actually spiked after raids - created loopholes and confused courts for years - once tried to buy a country, Sealand, a micronation, to escape copyright laws - designed server to be bulletproof - Governments from multiple countries tried to shut it down permanently but failed - inspire platforms like KickassTorrents and 1337x - became one of the most blocked websites in history yet undefeated - Even fans cloned the entire platform to keep it alive He was playing a cat-and-mouse game with the entire internet… And somehow, the mouse kept winning.

@1ssve One day you don’t wake up. 💀

one day you wake up and just stop wearing your Apple Watch

@klara_sjo I have the same shirt, but I am obviously not as hot.

This man is a 37 year old Indian model. He insists he can pass as 17.

@elonmusk Doesn’t work in Russia, Iran or Lebanon though?

Starlink even works in an Arctic winter

@elonmusk @diana_dukic Less world war 3.

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@4NGELWING Yeah what version of Bluetooth is on that one?

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

@LanaTease @AccordingToLee It’s fun.

@iamPB @AccordingToLee Maybe date men if you feel that way

There’s a conversation happening on TikTok where the girls are finally talking about how a lot of men aren’t actually attractive. Like you go to the grocery store and see a ton of stunning women, but men? You will remember how many months back you last saw a hot man.

@iamPB im rejecting fedora because of this gif

okay we got the laptop! now which linux distro chat? >might stream tomorrow around noon (PST)

@elonmusk Pretty much like Ben’s.

How was your day? 😑

@LanaTease @AccordingToLee We are hotter than girls. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🫦

@AccordingToLee This is so interesting. I feel like maybe some men aren’t putting effort in their appearance? I see good looking men daily. Well dressed, taking care of themselves.

@OwenShroyer1776 It tells us quite a lot about his world view and raises an interesting observation on utilitarian ethics and morality.

In this short clip Netanyahu: -Insults Christians & Jesus Christ -Asserts there's no purpose in being a good person -Says we have no choice but to fight Israel's wars -Subtly threatens us if we don't

@LisaBritton Men are like the high elves in Middle Earth, we are boarding the ships to get the fuck out of here. Here being society. 😂

I believe more male teachers could help fix so many problems… We need more male teachers! How can we do this?

@Nick_Delehanty They don’t want to upset the EU masters.

Only in Ireland can something be phased out… by extending it for another year. "The scheme, which had been due to expire this month, will be extended once more to March 2027. Minister of State Colm Brophy said “the time for the scheme” is “coming to a conclusion”. "It is therefore my view that we will be extending the scheme, as indicated, for 12 months as part of a phasing-out process" lol Why can't the Govt just make decisions quickly... is that not the job?

@aphotomama Nope, zero. I’m convinced it’s only to impress other women.

Question for the hetero men out there: how do you feel about women getting their nails done? Is it important to you for attraction?