Andy Weld

@MattZelinsky Do you think subpoenas didn’t exist before 1953?

lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch

@BlocParty Can't wait to see you at 930 tonight! Ion Square was a reading at my wedding and my partner, Sara, and I will be there tonight. It would be amazing if you could play it!

Check us out!

@DHLUSHelp And maybe not just drop my call after 25+ minutes on hold

@DHLUSHelp Might want to add hold music to your help line...

For every RETWEET OF THIS TWEET we will donate $1 to @COGorg. Today is the last day to help us #KickChildhoodCancer. GO GO GO! 💛

@delta and another empty seat in first class. Maddening

@Delta and look at that, no one in the seat.

@Delta Thanks for issuing me a boarding pass that said I was in 1A and then putting me in 19E. Really made having to wait through delays and cancellations even better

If we get 27 million RTs we will change our logo. 😂

Our directors @iamandyweld and @kemptacular drop some valuable knowledge for "Directors’ Commentary: Advice for Directing Comedy Shows" #directing #liveshow

@Postmates @Postmates_Help App said my food was delivered, and but it wasn't, there's no way of getting in touch with you or the driver, this is incredibly frustrating, there needs to be better recourse. I waited over and hour, now I am hungry and I just signed up for unlimited

@yelbol80 @nvidiacc Thanks for the info!

@nvidiacc Are there any issues with GEFORCE NOW? I've been using it for months and I just tried to log in and it says that it has not been activated.

Seeing the response to our work in person and on screen gave me a reason to make more silly shorts! #newmedia #youtubers #comedy #FilmFreeway

@united I've been on hold for 30 minutes after being told it would be 10 minutes. Incredibly frustrating.

@isaiahheaden Oh I like that sound. Thanks for flagging!

@iamandyweld i think you might dig this. great background music. soundcloud.com/knoxhamiltonba…

The Mattress King makes an appearance at #LITFest2018 👑 @BadMedicineDC #sketch #comedy