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the only thing I really want in life is to be me

@TedPillows sort of what i’m expecting tbh

Imagine if $BTC plays out like this in 2026.

@HotForMoot you can still tell people you’re “in the 1%” and they’ll never know these stats should be included in tinder profiles the way guys are expected to share their height

Guys I did the vagina test kit thing and i unfortunately have the bottom 1% of all vaginas

@CartoonsHateHer these are both amazing. no silicones and won’t weigh down your hair. mostly natural oils in the conditioner. never feels heavy or weird. I can’t recommend them enough. they’re for curly hair but work perfectly on thin hair like mine.

Can't believe I'm resorting to Twitter for this but does anyone have a rec for a good deep conditioner that is not extremely expensive and good for fine straight hair that won't make me look like Snape

@MDE_Unmapped as someone who lives in Medellin it’s always weird when I see other gringos here and they always try to talk to me like we know each other and it’s such a weird experience

I'm not against foreigners coming to Colombia to date a Latina. Latinas date foreigners all the time when they travel or live abroad. Who cares. I'm against whoremongers and passport bros who harass hundreds of women on the street and in malls. There's a difference.

@tommyswriting accurate, I love Colombian Spanish and that’s what I learned when I lived there

For someone learning Spanish: Colombia 🇨🇴 Spanish - HD, crystal clear Spanish Argentina 🇦🇷 Spanish - it’s like Spanish had a baby with Italian and that baby has a lisp that sounds like “chhhh” all the time Dominican 🇩🇴 Spanish- 2x speed Spanish with 50% of the letters missing

@McfearsonShane @stink_1_8_2 @Geekb1615 yeah a long time ago someone told me it was legit and I had never seen purple before, would love to know the chemistry behind it tho

@McfearsonShane @stink_1_8_2 @Geekb1615 sass was def brown, why is this stuff purple now?

@Geekb1615 what’s with the purple color? are they adding food coloring?

@1_4_9_1_0 they look beautiful these cigars are some of the best in the world if you get a chance to try them, and the price is good totalwine.com/accessories-mo…

こちら 頂き物の“一箱4000円”のタバコになります。 一本200円です。 いや本当に勿体無くて吸えない。

@JamesSe34675290 @0xQuasark they need to be ground up, this is wasting most of it

@0xQuasark There no way 2 minutes in orange juice is going to extract what you want from that. I mean am I wrong here? This seems like a waste of shrooms to me.

When last did you treat yourself?

@MetaPrime001 because capitalism and war

I want this for Americans Why can't we have this?

@TheLatamGuy @WritingLuisa in Colombia they will straight up run you over and then have the police tell you it’s your fault for “being in the road fucking up traffic” and this is not an exaggeration

@WritingLuisa Simply not true. Many places don't respect pedestrian crossings, unfortunately.

Is it true that in Chile cars actually stop for pedestrians? 🇨🇱

@Donaxbt yeah, doesn’t look too good right now and this seems like the most likely path gives us 2 years to accumulate

People think ETH has bottomed here ...

@IscoTempo finasteride topical is better and will have fewer side effects Dr. Pen set to 1.5mm is better than the rollers Kirkland minoxidil is the cheapest also check out Bryan Johnsons’s hair serum and red light cap with the lasers

going down fighting 👍

@sama so is Jony Ive designing the terminator but it’s going to be cute

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

@AIandDesign @jeffrsebo Elon doesn’t care, he’ll let them run Mechahitler if they want to

@jeffrsebo You'll need to include Zuck and Elon in this as well.

Demis and Sam, now is the time to stand with Dario. You can pick up the race next week.

@greenytrades many such stories

Okay SERIOUSLY WTF have I been doing with my life. Claude is 10x better than ChatGPT and I'm only an hour in.

@banteg @yeezytwts I’m saving up for the OLED screen and M6 chips coming in October

@yeezytwts i just might, im still on m1 pro, it's been serving me so well

touchbar level flop incoming imo, will probably need to skip a generation till they roll it back

@emollick counterpoint - Windows is trash, buy a Mac

A test of how good a company's AI CLI/IDE tool really is might be how quickly they ship the Windows version of the software. If the tool is good, it should do the work for you - right? It took 29 days from Cowork Mac to Cowork Windows. Right now it is day 16 of Mac-only Codex...

@teslapilot1 @plopadop the sharticle particle theory is real

@plopadop My doctor said its impossible to know if its a fart or shart because it exists in both states until it’s observed

My doctor said when you have a big fart and a poop in your guts the poop floats like it's in zero gravity.