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Welcome to explaining jokes to idiots. The joke - "I have to invite the ladies. If I don't invite the ladies, they're (Congress) going to impeach me again. Jokes contain 2 parts, a setup and a punchline. "I have to invite the ladies." This is the setup. Nowhere does it disparage

@virrals @nyaraVT @ravinenox Do it

@nyaraVT @ravinenox death before detransition 🖤

CW // many words The sad reality is.. trans people cannot count on cïs people. Liberals just want to uphold their status quo and human rights have always been negotiable. We’re not given a platform to share our experiences, instead we get suppressed and invalidated. For many we’re a fetish, a punching bad or an easy way to make some money. Being transphobic pays the bills for many and our “allies” still think they cannot unconditionally support us since we’re being unreasonable. In reality, we want true equality. Have access to trans healthcare because it provably and reliably works, be respected as our true gender, not be reduced to gametes and not be discriminated against in the job market etc. However, things have gotten so bad we need to be thankful if we’re only getting othered, ostracised and treated as second class citizens. You aren’t even allowed to call out micro aggressions because that’s “pushing allies away.” Obviously we cannot just settle for this and people who expect us to aren’t genuinely fighting for us. They talk over us, don’t listen to our life experience and think they get to decide our fate because we’re such a small minority. It is exhausting and I’m tired of it. I honestly hope that something changes soon and things settle down or the target is no longer on us, but it gets increasingly more difficult to believe in a system that is designed to work against us. I would never want to go back into the closet. I am so much happier breaking free from the prison society trapped me in.. I just wish I got to do it earlier, so I would’ve had a few years of peace and quiet where I didn’t have to constantly fight for my right to exist. I love the community I managed to build and friends I found by being my authentic self, but omg is it hard to not be trapped inside my head when so many politicians in different countries made it their lives’ mission to be as cruel as possible to 1% of the population. My life before transitioning wasn’t worth living so I didn’t care what was going on in the world. Now I do. I believe that a better future is possible, but I worry about how bad things have to get till people finally give a shit about the canary in the coal mine.

@stellaris_lunae @tifagirlx Thats not the same person... period.

@icanBadick @tifagirlx how? like actually how? they still have a child (as long as they love and respect their child as much as they did before) the only thing that changes is the child's presentation to others

"I bet your dad doesnt love you because you are trans 🏳️‍⚧️ haha" yes, he doesnt. He kicked me out when i told him that im trans at 11 years old. I slept on the streets and nobody was there to protect me. He called me an "insult to our family" and my mother called me "disgusting". It was never me who is the problem - its parents who can't love their child 🫤💕

@trouble_man90 Until a Democrat can't define "woman" they get no votes from me.

Yea, the absolute earliest we can have a democratic president is January 2029. And yea it will be a tough, painful lesson for some of you. Next time we give you a normal, qualified, decent person to vote for you better jump at the chance.

@lyres_ @john_merrimack The only good communist is a dead one

@john_merrimack "only identity relavant here" bros just saying some bs. "hugely overrepresentated" you're either in a lot of queer spaces, or you've bought into an insane conspiracy

Communism is incompatible with transphobia, homophobia, racsim, misogyny, etc of any form.

@SocialistMMA @duudestellar Shut up you Debbie downer bitch.

@duudestellar Everything she does is so coached and trained Just bad vibes all around

Japanese Twitter is furious that their Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi is acting so slutty on the world stage lmfaooo She is a 65 year old woman. Why is she acting like this?

@Flowfy02 @hotniqqha They're propagandists...

@hotniqqha They were not fasting they were busy murdering their own pple who didn’t want them as rulers anymore Have you been under a rock ?

Turns out Iran was never weak. These brothers were fasting

@Matt_Pinner Misfit

What name would You give him? 🤔

@itsrosesm Yup

Are you okay with Trump's ban on transgender people serving in our military? 🤔

@JeanJacques1956 @em_Lazzy Ask Maduro about that...

Do Americans even realize their president is basically the most hated guy on the planet right now???

@ItsJustJoThough @RowdyRodrikRody @wenz0tee323 @ItIsHoeMath @miles_commodore Thats the portion I cared about...

@icanBadick @RowdyRodrikRody @wenz0tee323 @ItIsHoeMath @miles_commodore Funny enough that’s not the portion of the paragraph this person was responding to

Why am I referenced as an African-American? I hate that! My ancestors go back well over 200 years in this country. That's much longer than most other Americans. Do we call them British or Irish Americans? The term is dumb and I'm not a fan of it. I’m American!

@elfhym_ @Magical_Misa @NotGrengoli I will

@Magical_Misa @NotGrengoli This is going to be awkward and Im sorry for intruding in this convo like this but... The guy loves to misinterpret things and twist them around alongside adding narratives while arguing... If its a good faith debate you want, they wont offer it ;-;

I can't in good faith align left because it's become a bunch of savages. However, I'm not right leaning because there's still plenty I just can't agree with on their side. The difference is the right doesn't try to tear off my face like a psycho on bath salts. I have nuances on everything. I'm center. Seems only the right can deal with that civilly.

@TheNSChaplain @AntiCommieBecca As long as Communism doesn't catch, we'll be fine.

@icanBadick @AntiCommieBecca America will not be America eventually if the compromises and radical departures from American identity continue. This is just the case of it. No sense in pretending otherwise.

No Americans are “oppressed”! Not black, white, men, women or even the often cited “most vulnerable” trans people. EVERYONE is equal in the eyes of the law. Discrimination is illegal. Somebody not liking, hiring or dating you is NOT oppression! We are some of the luckiest people alive unlike BILLIONS of others who actually are oppressed! So stop complaining & try being grateful for once!

@Ravenismeee Yes

Did y'all ever get to meet y'all Great Grandma? Seriously tho....I wanna know

@idkjustIggy @phesbianpheal Judging by the comments.... We need "Straight Pride" events...

@phesbianpheal I lwk just headcanon everyone as bisexual

I consume so much queer media that sometimes I forget straight people are real

@Ravenismeee "Just one?"

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@TheNSChaplain @AntiCommieBecca Had to. That system was fine then, with a population of 350 million people.... it had to.

@icanBadick @AntiCommieBecca Not really, no. Not all changes were negotiable. We are far worse off now because we settled and compromised.

@TheNSChaplain @AntiCommieBecca They also left methods open to change things. That happened, it worked.

@icanBadick @AntiCommieBecca Washington opposed political parties. Paine promoted reason over blind faith. Hamilton and Madison wanted no foreign entanglements. We have all of those at the base. Read into their writings: a republic is not all they considered the base. And all opposed non-native integration.

@SkippityDooooo Leftist dont attack Islam because they have a word they can chant... "Islamaphobia." If they had any brains they'd know their protecting the wickedest of the 3 Abrahamic ones.

Where the fuck is Muhammad lol

@xskillzdatki11x @succubus_98_ Cause you know your gonna get your lashes gay boy.

@succubus_98_ Pretty much😹

You can be a straight men and still like trans women, it’s okay

@cgp42 @Mustang1by81 @Maximumatheist Who gives a shit? I don'. Fuck you.

@Mustang1by81 @Maximumatheist Unfortunately, like many religious fundamentalists, he was a wonderful human to everyone he considered part of his club and deeply bigoted with no respect for those he considered outside it. Which is decidedly not so wonderful.

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure - Mark Twain