Jacob Patton

@javiiegomez health

I've created a playbook for solopreneurs to finally take care of their health. I planning to sell it for $49. But I'm giving it away for FREE for the next 48 hours. Just like this tweet and comment "health" and I will DM it to you. (follow me so I can DM you)

@presentcorrect When our daughter was a toddler, I played her the Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog." She got super excited because "there are JINGLE BELLS!!!"   (TBH, I'd never noticed the bells.) Merry Xmas music.apple.com/us/album/i-wan…

If you play the sound of sleigh bells at the same time as ANY SONG it will sound like a Christmas tune.

@kepano @obsdmd wow! Madness! 👍

a quick demo of the new Canvas view in @obsdmd

@rezzz @ConvertKit 👋

I've got a list of over 30 things to look out for and things you can do to improve your @ConvertKit account. Steal it now for $0. I use this on all my client's accounts. Drop a 👋🏻 below and I’ll DM the link to you. (MUST be following me, 48hrs only)

@harrisj .

Kudos to all of us on here still diligently tweeting as if the ship is not going down. It has been a privilege and an honor 🫡

@punchlinecopy Seriously considering setting up a decoy lookalike sales page & thanking each customer for their donation to Planned Parenthood.

@alexhillman You have an electric bike, right? Remind me which one… and how do you like it?

20 years ago today, Jam Master Jay was killed. What a huge loss, man. He is one of the biggest reasons I wanted to be a DJ and fell in love with Hip Hop. For sure, he is one of my idols as a kid. Seeing Run-DMC in concert in the 80s, I was like, I want to be like JMJ.

@jlengstorf 🤦🏻‍♂️ always. And airplane seatbacks...

made my standard tithe of one (1) Kindle left behind at the hotel

@TheADDCatLady_ JFC what's wrong with some people

I think it’s time for this again.

Dark Barry is back.

you ever unmute your phone? blurbs, honks, grindos, lol WTF notifications /remutes

This morning I asked our kids if they wanted to learn how to make coffee. The 6yo looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I want coffee.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mattwensing this is the future l̶i̶b̶e̶r̶a̶l̶s̶ parents want, and I’m looking forward to it! (Our girls are 6 & 9, so… not yet.)

After 18 years of raising children we are finally at the “all of our kids sleep in” phase and it is *wild*.

@alexhillman uh, WHAT?!

@milkbarnfarm Does this code still work? Getting "CROPTOBER discount code isn’t valid for the items in your cart" & thanks!

@jmoserr @tibo_maker 👋

I increased monday,com’s traffic by 1,570% via SEO. I compiled 4hrs of video showing the exact strategy. Like + Reply with 👋 and I’ll DM it to you for free, right now. (I’ve lead SEO for 100+ SaaS startups)