boutonnieres absconder

Love is merely a madness and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do, and the reason why they are not so punished and cured is that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too. As You Like It, 3.2

@aboynamedposh *Battle hymn of the Republic Tune* "Afroman is gonna out you!"

The reason it's fun to read about infidelity is that it's all about lying — which writers and shrinks know is the truth. The reason it's mind-numbing to read about polyamory is that it's all about honesty — which writers and shrinks know is a lie.

@palebloodstasi No, I get it. It's quite a particular style with the footnotes and everything. Never mind. Plenty more books in the sea.

Cocaine white like pagan women

@palebloodstasi Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell! Not last 5 years sadly.

Too woke for antiques roadshow… I’m hollerin’ at these white people to return their artifacts

@vi_toka "I’m sorry. If there was any justice in this world my disease would kill me and no one would have to deal with me anymore. I’m getting worse at least. I hope everyone will be free soon" - I was referring to this voice. ❤️

@imeja It’s their doctors telling them this not me

If you’ve ever felt like a burden just get sick and have two of the people closest to you be advised to have as little contact with you as possible for their own sake

@vi_toka Don't listen to that voice. It's lying to you. You are loved.

Man this is just the worst. I really am a burden. Confirmed externally, not felt internally. I’m sorry. If there was any justice in this world my disease would kill me and no one would have to deal with me anymore. I’m getting worse at least. I hope everyone will be free soon

@LNuttttt @elsewhr @Ken_Stonger @Matt_VickersMP Mr Soros, can you please send me a few quid? I can't afford food from Tesco on my manager salary.

@elsewhr @imeja @Ken_Stonger @Matt_VickersMP I'm the director of woke, I'm forcing them to do nothing

🚨🤯 SHOCKING Extreme far-left “activists” have robbed a Tesco. They claim to have “liberated” the food. Whatever the cause, this is theft — pure and simple. Retail crime is out of control, and it is not a victimless crime. This mob should be prosecuted.

O ye dry bones, hear the word of the Lord.

@abookofsymbols Can't take his currywurst.

haha sucks 2 suck euro baby

I'm not doom scrolling I'm dopamining

He only made it because of his famous dinosaur dad

Spirit Bear Possessing a Man's Soul by Inuit artist David Ruben Piqtoukun, 1984

Always up to no good

@Ken_Stonger @Matt_VickersMP I am his manager at Tesco and it's true. I can't fire him because of woke.

@Matt_VickersMP I am the security guard at this Tesco, I watched it happen and deliberately chose to do nothing. My manager knows but can't fire me because of woke

@anantigonegone Did she accept your apology?

I just apologized to my dog cause her water was too low. this whole "I will never apologize, admit fault or concede any wrongdoing, you couldn't waterboard that out of me" streak that's permeating society is a disease. it's a baby-brained way to interact with the world. literally

@byerskgs Lactose intolerants be like

they should invent a food that doesn’t make you wanna kill yourself

Country music as an intersection between 19th century freemasonry, Baptist dispensationalism, southern gothic horror and vaudeville is entertaining to me