Bruno Abrantes

@Uber_Ger My wife lost my phone on a ride in Berlin and we can’t reach support. Can you help us?

@Uber_Support My wife left her phone while on a ride in Berlin, and we can’t find a phone number. Can you help us?

Yesterday at @N26 we hosted one of our Meetup Series #Talk26 💻 Our Site Reliability Engineer Bruno @inf0rmer shared his expertise on how to build successful observability strategies and avoid failure in any sort of distributed system. This was so insightful! 🙌 #N26Tech

N26 launches Shared Spaces and is now fully available in the U.S. tcrn.ch/2NsJ3P5 by @romaindillet

@dramalho I found this on Reddit a while ago and spent some time drowning in nostalgia. It's pretty well made! aventurasfantasticas.pt

I can't open the books or they'll fall apart, but man, I liked these things

@BerlinerSpk @trodrigues Oh ok, that makes sense. Thanks! I think I missed it in the letter that came with the new card.

@trodrigues Yes! We both got one as well. Super weird.

zoom in on the syrup

#TBT Testing: Hammering Nails (monkeyuser.com/2016/testing-h…)

Building a raft (monkeyuser.com/2018/building-…)

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

German words that make you mistrust Fridays

@awendt Always reminds me of twitter.com/darylginn/stat…

Related: Can I file for a restraining order against a company? I mean, this is clearly a form a stalking.

Over two decades, I’ve made a huge effort to get as far away from you as possible. But you didn’t get the hint. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@trodrigues @brentriddell This one can only be used in handheld mode 😔

@trodrigues @brentriddell I love the controller, but “The d-pad is ideal for fighting games and platformers” is just flat out wrong. It’s way too easy to trigger say an “up” press when you press “right”.

I'm looking for a Platform Engineer to join my team here @marleyspoon! marleyspoon.bamboohr.co.uk/jobs/view.php?…

@coutoantisocial whaaat? :P

@tomahock Ya, mas com um contador atomico numa tabela DynamoDB :P