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@bankertobuilder I hope you melted their bats and used them to make the light poles.

This is amazing! When a little league ran out of money and couldn't maintain its field, a local developer came in, bought the field, and redeveloped it into a parking lot for the nearby data center He even kept the baseball diamond visible in the parking lot to give it some character We need more of this in our communities!

@StephenKing Welcome to Derry, NH. Home of That.

@MrJamesMay @airmainengineer "Get your head out of the inflatable nose maintenance shelter."

@airmainengineer Pretending it isn’t happening.

Can you guess what they are doing?✈️

@TheRealPapaGarv @greg16676935420 No wonder I overdraft every time I get gas.

@greg16676935420 That's called an "exponent". It means you multiply the number with itself that many times. Just a sneaky way to trick people into paying more for gas. Here's the real cost.

I have no idea why gas stations always have these mini 9’s after the price and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

@MayflowerG13 @BuzzPatterson I don't know where you get your news from, but that plane was taking off. It was almost at V1.

@BuzzPatterson Doesn’t that plane seem to be traveling quite fast considering the Frontier jet was simply taxiing when it was hit by a pedestrian?

Damn, that dude got smoked! Wow! He was obliterated.

@bankertobuilder Sorry. I need at least one Chili's per 25,000 people.

This is my wife’s hometown, population less than 75,000. There's a beautiful Holiday Inn we stay at when we visit. Over 5 unique Starbucks locations. Has 9 strip malls you can visit and get pretty much anything you want. Has a Chili's and a Mexican restaurant. No walkable areas at all. You need a car here. Walmart on the edge of town. Small towns like this are the backbone of America.

@howellsacto @HarrisonHighto2 Oh man. When you put it that way, maybe it really is a realistic Tomorrowland.

@HarrisonHighto2 Everything about it is awful. It’s like Disney wants us to experience urban decay. A great big shitty tomorrow.

Prime example of why Tomorrowland is the worst land in any Disney park.

@RightWingCope Did he just ask a straight woman if she eats vagina and think he proved a point? Men who don't go downtown and think vaginas are gross really need to do some soul searching.

Unmarried MAGA ‘Alpha’ Male podcaster Myron Gaines claims “Female vaginas are disgusting”

@rorythenomad @TND That driver was super lucky.

@insanitylater4 yes, thank you, I was able to independently confirm this via multiple sources (Sinclair @TND appeared to be the one who broke the story, but no other sources showed it until after 8 pm EDT) deleted and retracted my original tweet but somehow it didn't take

@Back_4Laughs @StephenKing Don't project your fantasies on others.

@StephenKing Trump is your daddy

Daddy Tomato, Mommy Tomato, and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato keeps falling behind, so Daddy Tomato says, "Catch up!" Geddit, geddit?

@Oliver_Murray15 @Joelmpetlin @Mets This feels like an Onion post. "Team loses fan after giant baseball mascot hugs the mayor."

@Joelmpetlin @Mets I WAS a lifelong Met fan. But no longer.

For decades, the NY @Mets have hosted a Jewish heritage event, along with event nights for other cultures. This year, in a city with the largest Jewish population in America, they canceled it. Other than trying to please Mayor Mamdani, what possible reason could there be for this insult by my team?

@Notwokenow This post is hilarious. "Mah eggs aren't Easter enough!" 😭

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@DHSgov Wrong again.

Thank a Democrat.

I am willing to bet my savings that at least 1 person in the Trump administration proposed this idea.

@UncleWalt1971 @milo13131313 You might find the results a bit shocking.

@milo13131313 Better Google that one lol.

Steven Tyler publicly stated that the gesture was not intended to be obscene, insisting it was just a spontaneous rock-star flourish, but Disney proceeded to make a digital change anyway, without consulting him.

"It was a fake video." "It’s fake outrage." "It was a hilarious joke." *Deleted* "It was posted by a staffer on Trump’s Truth Social page at midnight." There is no bottom for this administration.

@anonymous808609 @rickyllesor1 @PatriotWoman22 @LangmanVince You literally did not. You copy pasted a word salad, mostly about COVID. Can you please point me to the part about the actual GOP audit that found Biden won Arizona?

This post by President Trump has completely broken the radical left this morning. Not because of Barrack and Michelle Obama at the end. That's just a distraction, they're freaking out because the truth about the stolen 2020 election is finally coming out!

@rickyllesor1 @PatriotWoman22 @LangmanVince @anonymous808609 So you don't have evidence of your claims. Copy that.

@insanitylater4 @PatriotWoman22 @LangmanVince @anonymous808609 Show me a water main break repair bill from State Farm Arena on election night and I’ll be on your side. Arizona is 1 of 1000 buried, ignored, and covered up stories. You don’t want evidence, if you did you would be overwhelmed with it.

@rickyllesor1 @PatriotWoman22 @LangmanVince @anonymous808609 Show me evidence "police state censorship" 1) existed when you claim it did and 2) affected a GOP funded audit in Arizona.

@insanitylater4 @PatriotWoman22 @LangmanVince @anonymous808609 September 21 was right in the middle of Police State censorship. Those of us wanting to examine evidence and with evidence were censored at that time. Why do think that was necessary? 👍😀