interrogami

@appleMechanic hiiiiiiiiii

hi friends i’ve largely been off twitter for about 7mo or so now. taking some much, much needed time away from it all i am softly returning 🧡 miss all yous an the silly, intellectual, artistic, connective nature idk if anyone will even see this but. say hi if you wanna 😊

@strnglft the only time i was ever in nyc i watched one of these run full speed into a woman on the sidewalk and left her crying as he sped off

I got hit by one of these and it messed me up pretty bad. To my shock it really messed up the driver even worse.

i always forget to do the last step before doing bulgarian split squats, which is to locate the nearest trashcan

if i’m at your house and you say make yourself at home i am immediately going to check out your spice cabinet

@OneEyedAlpaca @vibecamp_ looks cozy

@interrogami @vibecamp_ i removed the rails so you can put a sleeping bag in there

i roll up to @vibecamp_ in this what's your next move?

@simonsarris fortunately, Lowe’s sells a 36” card scraper for cheap

how long do you think this would take on 1000 sq feet of flooring

@Dylan_Morri @simonsarris pushing a card scraper is the correct way to use it

@simonsarris Pushing a scraper is criminal

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birds birds birds

@CoachAGochis @orthonormalist bro we have so much brackish water supply and recycle capacity from a decade of frac’ing we know how to handle water here

@orthonormalist They use a lot of water and are drying up our aquifers

Wait what's wrong with the first point

@eigenrobot i think some of them went to russia

we're not killing iranian senior leadership much lately bc

@SeanMombo pov

@interrogami the goatse ghost

oh yeah this is an early access game

@MmeTagg classic

@goblinodds oh ok those are fun

@interrogami yeah! but one of those where they immerse a handful of people in an environment populated by actors

agents of mystery is such a cozy show basically it's korean celebs in a really elaborate escape room

@goblinodds is it a reality show?

it has one of those puzzles in it where u have to guess like how to convert symbols to letters i love those things (surely much more difficult if youre not a native english speaker but i think one of the cast members is american)

@ogc2025 @___frye oh yeah i Iike those

@interrogami @___frye roasted chickpeas much better in ratio and nutrients

they should make a food that’s a perfect blend of protein carbs and nutrients that you can snack on in the pantry