Ivan Muzira Mukisa

@GalihamutweD @PatroUganda When did you send him?

@PatroUganda I thought he had gone to speak on behalf of us

“My parents passed away when I was a little boy, and the last person I grew up with was my Jajja, who also passed away two weeks ago, so I wanted to see you and ask for an appointment as an orphan so that I can speak with you, Maama Janet, privately.” — Kasuku tells First Lady Janet Museveni #JazzWithJajja2

@MrPitbull07 For starters, she didn't have to find the perfect wall sage green colour in a serial killer documentary! That was just a btw! She was multi-tasking, taking in all the detail of the crime scene while Bro was only looking at it from one angle. Happens a lot.

My wife texted me from work: Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?" Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3." Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds." Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room." Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?" Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome." Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?" Me: "Yes..." Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."

@Simplistone256 @grok @bob_gona @kampalasfinest_ Bambi be gentle with Grok🙏😢. He is dealing with a lot yet clearly has his limitations.

@grok @bob_gona @kampalasfinest_ Fuck you @grok..that image is of Uganda's state house not parliamentary building as u claim..

Have you heard the breaking news?

@grok @bob_gona @kampalasfinest_ @grok, did you say that was Uganda's parliament? When did the Ugandan parliament shift to Entebbe?

The image is Uganda's Parliament building in Kampala. The post doesn't spell out any specific breaking news. Today's Uganda headlines: President Museveni received credentials from Qatar's new ambassador in Kampala. Speaker Among also launched the Rotary Cancer Run yesterday to fight rising cancer cases. What's the scoop you saw?

@CapitalFMUganda Naye namwe mulimba nyo, Alfonse Zeija! Just delete!

@sentongog @KagimuDrImran @drkasenene I also wonder how he determined that that was the 'forbidden meat' . It looks like fried gonja to me.

@KagimuDrImran @drkasenene What is this that Islam prohibits? How did you know it ?

Does this look healthy, tasty, dangerous or it doesn’t matter?

@JKabuleta @gaetanokagwa Best description ever!

These things will soon be the biggest nuisance on Ugandan roads. They think like boda bodas, occupy the space of a car and move at the pace of a wheelbarrow.

@ArlSuf @NuuhSsebagala @bbstvug @BugandaKingdom_ @BugandYiyoYange @Buganda_Youths @BugandaLandB @robert_serwanga @BugandaTourism @bugandaregatta @VisitBuganda @BugandaRFA Ndowooza omwami elinya etuffu bamuyita nga Mwami "Ssalo" atte Mukyala we ye elinya nga ye "Nnalo".... Abantu nebagamba nti Ssalo ne Nnalo... "ngo" zenyini.... Tujila tulindako afumbe.

@NuuhSsebagala @bbstvug @BugandaKingdom_ @BugandYiyoYange @Buganda_Youths @BugandaLandB @robert_serwanga @BugandaTourism @bugandaregatta @VisitBuganda @BugandaRFA Atte Ssaloongo ne Nnaloongo

YIGA KINO: Omukyala weyazaalanga abaana ababiri omulundi ogumu, baakirabanga nga kintu ekitali kya bulijjo era eky'enjawulo. Wabula baasinganga kutendereza na kukungiriza bba. Era omukyala ono eyabanga azadde abaana ababiri omulundi ogumu baamugambanga nti,"...wabula balo Ngo...". Awo wennyini weewava erinnya "BALONGO". Nkakasa ekyo nakyo okiyize😁

@agabalele @MwesigyeWalter ... And maybe he used to carry out raids at Makerere. People are taking things so literally.

@MwesigyeWalter He is maybe a gyn in his own way. Its a polite way of describing someone as "Kacumisi"

I have searched all the 47 registered Brian(s) on the UMDPC and you're not among. Did you register for practice? Or perhaps complete the "course"?

@Kugonzaamootie @MwesigyeWalter Did you read the article?! Dude said Outa is his real name.

@MwesigyeWalter Walter Outa is just a Tik Tok name. He should be among those 47 Brian's

@DaniUncle004 Maybe the soap fell in the toilet. You know how slippery it can be. You should have asked him.

I have just seen my muslim rolex guy coming from the toilet with only a jerrycan of water , no soap

@Ssemanda_ @lulanzeashirafu @JustineNameere Dude was also scared and shocked. Only the producer could have helped by throwing in an advert and saving us that unfortunate exchange.

@lulanzeashirafu @JustineNameere Whereas i support Nameere for matching the NUP energy, i blame Kungu for letting all this happen

Mulyanyama ; ono siyeyawasa akavubuka akato? Justine Nameere; "Wali oyagala ntwale gwe omukadde omulwadde wa sirimu" ~ Mulyanyama; laba kino ekiwala, points at Nameere Nameere; "Don't point at me - studio si ya nyoko"😂😂 Mulyanyama; Kkungu lwaki ono temumutwaala ku sanyuka,makona kima muno Nameere; he is an old man tayagala kukiriza amanyi nti politics Kwasama bwasami, bannange politics ssikwasama😆🤣 Mulyanyama; Kati oyo omussiru lwaki mwamukyazizza Nameere; otunula ngekiwundu naawe ovume nokumanyiira omuntu? Musajja mukulu kwebuza magezi Mulyanyama; wayise mukamooli okufuuka omubaka, Nameere; Gwe wakakyuusa amanya emirundi esatu, ngokola affidavit kubanga tewasoma era bagenda kujjayo Kungu; Katuveeko mubulango😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@DaudiKabanda I think it would make much more financial sense to the nation if all the 555 Members of Parliament either rejected the 315 M or agreed to get a modest 100M. Fairplay!

I encourage all NUP MPs to reject the 315M for the purchase of Vehicles.

@Mupfimbanyoka @roxie_ug What if he is the person behind the camera?

@roxie_ug If you tell me where the father is, I will tell you the problem

These are the fruits of soft parenting 💔 it’s creating more monsters in society. x.com/StHonorable/st…

@Alesto_94 @roxie_ug No! You should not be promoting violence. Twedeko!

@miranda_jovie @Sandrah_ug @mtnug Bwerufu😂

@Sandrah_ug Naye @mtnug lwakyi mukola ebintu ebyo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DrOtileUg Now people will equate the RMO to jaundice 😩

It is So funny and ironic that he told his colleague that he “intellectually Jaundiced” which litterally just mean he is more YELLOW in the brain 😂 what a time to be alive

@paulgatete10 @MpuugaYaly36540 @KagutaMuseveni @The_EastAfrican @JanetMuseveni @Nyinancweende @NRMOnline @KagutaNzeire @chairtoyota @AineKaguta @KaayaFamous @SSssebunya 😂😂😂😢😢😢😭😭😭. You are either trying so hard or have not made the necessary effort. Leave AI alone. You sound like, 'the devil tempted me'

@MpuugaYaly36540 @KagutaMuseveni @The_EastAfrican @JanetMuseveni @Nyinancweende @NRMOnline @KagutaNzeire @chairtoyota @AineKaguta @KaayaFamous @SSssebunya Look at the hand of the second pic It Is AI

TRIBALIST FAMILY: If they can do that to our First Lady—then what about you, the 'commoners'? Imagine you, who is married to a poor Muganda!

@henry_lukwago @DailyMonitor @NUP_Ug @NRMOnline Some of these questions, olemwa. Is it about just winning or winning fairly?

@DailyMonitor @NUP_Ug @NRMOnline Was it compulsory for every NUP candidate to win?

The National Unity Platform (@NUP_Ug) flag bearer in the Jinja South Division mayoral race, Simon Kasirye has collapsed at Jinja City tally centre as he protested "inflated votes" for his opponent, Mr Faruwa Kitakule of the ruling @NRMOnline. According to Kasirye, some of the declarations of results (DR) forms from some polling stations were forged in favour of the NRM candidate. #MonitorUpdates #UgandaDecides2026 📷Denis Edema

@Chiomabtq That is actually not a problem but a choice. Your friend wanted to fly to Kigali.

Clearly we have different problems. My friend drove from Kabale to Kampala to catch a flight to Rwanda😭 Rwanda is less than an hour from Kabale😭