JMO

If your money isn’t quantum resistant and linked to the Mossad, can you really even call it money?

I made 7 figs today on #memescopemonday

Brewers ML is a lock

@BilalDhouib BUD

Infinite money glitch using Bud Daily at 9AM PST: > Bud scrapes Google Maps > Finds me 5 local businesses with good reviews and no website > Codes 5 websites I can sell straight to the owners Tried OpenClaw for this, wasted 5 hours and was a complete nightmare. Bud did it in just 1 prompt... Reply with "BUD" and I'll DM you early access

Bully will age very well. Lotsa good one liners and beat flips that will play well on content edits. Easily the best rap album ever made by a 50 year old.

@based16z It feels very appropriate for where he is now. This album will age well.

Bully is ok. Pretty forgettable, HH is the only interesting art Kanye made in a while

@HalToHell Can you name 3?

Really the only thing that concerns me with Schlittler is that he’s throwing *too* hard and his arm might just explode one day. Besides that, I don’t think I could name 15 starters I’m taking over him right now.

@0xkyle__ Have you not degened options?

how does one even accomplish this

@MaxMannis Downhill and aggressive ++ 3 pitch mix at 97 mph or more? And a big breaker? They know it’s coming, they are waiting for him to lose some MPH before it’s hittable like Corbin Burnes lol. 2026 CY Young.

Cam Schlittler is one of the most fearless Yankees pitchers we've had in a while. Lives in the zone to a bit of a terrifying degree. Hates nibbling. Curious to see how long he can ride the "here's my 98, you're not hitting it" attitude until the league adjusts

@knowclarified it is happening. with or without data centers.

Your average zoomer actually thinks this is happening, for some reason

how it feels holding any type of conviction on any speculative asset.

@swansonbenson0 the normies are going crazy over them man!

'copperinu' and 'testicle' are both hilarious and will 1000x due to strong community as well as normies seething

It really is crazy once you realize the sheer volume of people in our society who cannot recognize pattern matching. You are on your own out there.

$ROST has saved my portfolio this year, actually recession proof and functions as a real estate co if sales were to ever be subpar which never happens.

@hochman They really need to call him up...could be the best DH in the league.

In the Cards clubhouse here in spring, a guy walked in & many major leaguers jumped from their seats to greet him. Who was this guy?? Mike Antico, a career minor leaguer in his 1st big league camp. He’s beloved for his personality & glue guy-ness. Column: #tracking-source=home-top-story" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">stltoday.com/sports/column/…

Two things appear to be true: 1) Sunlight is good for your health but also 2) Sun does actually age your skin The optimal solution seems clear: only tan your back You get all the health benefits with almost none of the aesthetic downsides If someone starts to get grossed out by your aged back-skin, just turn around and dazzle them with your well-preserved front side

@TCU_Cash @00secretservice @iam_johnw Brunson is twice as strong as Acuff, come back to reality buddy

@00secretservice @iam_johnw Jalen Brunson is on a team that’s top 5 defensively in the nba what’s your point here good teams hide bad defensive players

An nba gm is finna get fired if they draft Darius acuff lottery

Another travel on Boozer

Is it just me or does Cameron Boozer shuffle his pivot foot every time he's in the paint?

Think about why that is. You have to be an absolute physical freak to keep a smaller body healthy. If you drive a lot, they aren’t putting someone your size on you, get used to banging with 6ft6 freaks funneling you into 7ft walls. Or just shoot the 3 at a 41% clip with volume, consistently…

@Cparkernba To play devils advocate, the reason for the collapse in their value is due to their *decline* as offensive stars. There was a time earlier this decade when those players would have gone for a lot if they hit the market. The current versions of them is markedly different from peak

The most under discussed and important aspect of the Acuff discourse is that Trae just got traded for a bag of chips and nobody even wants Ja. The offensive threshold you need to surpass in order to provide playoff value is ABSURDLY high for defensive 0s at the guard position.