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@Mattisamazing33 It surely must become one of the most dated trends ever in the near future. We’ll be looking back at 2025 car badge lights the same way we look back at spinner hub caps 🤢

I just saw a new Golf GTI and the VW logo in the grille was lit up and it looked so cheap and tacky

@markjohnoneill @SimonCarGuy @kwikfit I'm impressed you've managed to nurse a set of tyres 27k on a hot hatch... are you the rubber whisperer?

@SimonCarGuy @kwikfit Excellent. Our Golf GTI approaching 6 years old, 27k miles and still on the original Pirelli P Zeros - they are starting to crack, however, so a new set of Michelin PS4 S being fitted tomorrow.

Winters off. Summers on. Excellent service from @kwikfit St Albans (Hatfield Rd) who took 30 x mins and charged very reasonable £40 inc VAT for swap. Nice friendly team. Car has 25k miles but still has 5mm tread left on all 4 x original summer tyres.

More spotlight on the background emissions (99.3% of F1's total footprint); leave the cars be: medium.com/p/ddf88e491ffa…

Like mopping the floor with the tap still running, F1's hellbent desire to make the cars more environmentally friendly is a borderline mockery when the logistics and travel in the background make up for almost all the sport's carbon footprint. Worse cars, worse racing - for what?

@Matt_McClure91 @cristhianpulido @ScrewderiaF1 More than that, the car is ‘super clipping’ and using some ICE power to charge the battery, even at full throttle

@cristhianpulido @ScrewderiaF1 He’s not. You can see on the graphic he’s still flat out, it’s when the battery charge drops out he’s running just on ICE power.

Sainz losing 57 km/h on the straight at full throttle 💀

Edwards did wonders for Luton, and he's doing wonders again. Hate the man all you want, he's at least 3% magic

@DPJHodges Might've Reform done better if they hadn't been so shite in the last few weeks on just about everything? National opinion poll trend for them is interesting; they surely must change things up a bit if they want to continue being the top polling party

So spent the day in Gorton & Denton: a) Labour vote seems to be collapsing b) Huge amount of switching to Greens c) Reform think Greens will win, with Labour third d) Very significant Labour to Green switching amongst Muslim vote d) Senior Labour source says they think Greens, with Labour second

Completely stuck between pulling my hair out because her party caused this problem and staying quiet and seeing what happens because anything - anything - is better than the current shituation of student loan repayments

@FDataAnalysis @Max33Verstappen @redbullracing @ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc @AstonMartinF1 @HulkHulkenberg @alo_oficial @lance_stroll @LandoNorris @OscarPiastri this is completely meaningless when you consider all teams are sandbagging one way or another. almost certainly merc are holding back their PU to avoid being scorned by the FIA

I've analysed the telemetry of ALL 3,716 laps made during the #F1 Bahrain test, looking for the highest top speeds - here are the results! PU averages: 1)RBPT ✅ 2)Ferrari -5.8 km/h 👌 3)Mercedes -7.5 4)Audi -13.5 ⚠️ 5)Honda -15.5 ❌ -VER reached 344 km/h on Day 1, and no one has beaten it since! -The 2 fastest cars have an RBPT engine -Ferrari was 7km/h faster than Cadillac; Mercedes 6km/h faster than Alpine -Honda struggled the most, yet improved day after day (303→318→326). They are running a detuned mode to safeguard the PU. Audi's lack of top speed seems genuine, though No team is running full-power yet. Still, RBPT's PU is looking strong, while Audi's and Honda's gap looks due to more than just a different PU setting What's your prediction? #F1Testing2026 #F1testing

@futbalbantz @NUFC Decent bait, got a few on the line there 🎣

@NUFC Only won because the ref was blatantly crooked!

A comeback win and through to the next round 💪

What’s wrong babe? You’ve not watched your Valentines message on Cameo from Gregg Wallace

@indieretailgirl @Pinkles6 @marksandspencer *I did a thing* *The thing you did is pretty basic* *SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR*

@Pinkles6 @marksandspencer Literally what was funny about it

@ahmed_baokbah Really interesting to notice the high revving downshifts to 1st and 2nd gear in corners that would previously be 3rd or 4th - matches what Hamilton was saying about needing to overrev the engines to top up the battery, instead of just relying on a wedge of torque on exit

After seeing Charles Leclerc onboard in this one , these cars might end up being slower than Mr Bean’s Mini at the end of Vegas , Jeddah , Baku , Monza straights and SPA from Turn 1 all the way to Les Combes x.com/FV1deos/status…

@SamMitchellEE20 @swarlanations Romesh Ranganathan? Desperately underutilised.

@swarlanations I think a show like Gladiators is the perfect spring board for some brand new presenters to get a big break. And I mean brand new not radio djs or someone who already presents 100 different shows. Someone who’s good at presenting and the job but new to the public

@ColRFX @UltraDane And the fuel consumption penalty even between 65 and 75mph is massive. Set off a few minutes earlier and chill out

@UltraDane Remember the reward for speeding is less significant the faster your going.

You stupid, arrogant, foolish man. All it takes is one azzwhole like that to destroy your life.

I think it’s beautiful that if you, as a british person, appear on television even once, you now have access to an entire industry of celebrity versions of regular tv shows, which you can bounce between basically forever, getting more and more not-famous

@fesshole Why tf would you not just slip an anonymous note through the door? Knocking on the door seems so tryhard and if your tone was even slightly off, yes it's creepy as hell

Could see the woman in the flat opposite having some alone time. Thought it would be courteous to knock on her door and tell her. Yep. Moved out soon after as I was now a pervert, apparently.

Would be genuinely hilarious if this Tory influx reaches a critical point of saturation and the polling figures for Reform slump

Retail workers just fell to their knees

What the fuck was that just now on BBC News at 10?? Complete uncut voiceover with a “let me just do that again 💅” blooper kept in while reporting on the Iran protests