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Jacob Collins

@jacobcollins34

Husband #GirlDad Teacher at Massac County High School HC Massac County Patriots

Metropolis, IL Katılım Ağustos 2010
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fed_speak@fed_speak·
It’s my daughter’s birthday and I just wanted to say that all of this is true. You should have kids. It’s a beautiful mess.
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer·
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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Made up for it!! That was fun
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Yam Peleg@Yampeleg·
The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.
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David Cobb@DavidWCobb·
Otega Oweh is the first player since Larry Bird in 1979 to record 35 points, eight rebounds and seven assists in an NCAA Tournament game, according to CBS Sports research.
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Bryan Micon@BryanMicon·
This is the pinnacle of all sports plays: - Coach grinded for years, worked for peanuts before getting his shot. Infinite swag. "I win, Google me." - Losingest team in CFB history. Now 15-0 and playing for a natty. Biggest turnaround ever. - QB grew up in Miami. Tried to walk on but they passed. Same team that roughed him up last year. Time for revenge. - 4th Down. Game on the line. QB draw. The unlikeliest of Heisman winners rushes past the first down marker, gets hit, uses god or whatever to stay up, diving touchdown, clearly in, no replay. Crowd explodes. - Cut to his parents in the stands. Mother with MS in a wheelchair going nuts. Father stays seated the entire game to comfort her. One arm with a fist in the air, one arm around his wife. - Coach asked what he's going to do after winning the national championship: "I'm gonna have a beer." Mic drop. This is a simulation with all attributes turned up to max.
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Matt Norlander@MattNorlander·
Kiffin's widely vilified decision is producing the kind of column writing that the moment requires. DeCourcy's final line two sentences are flattening.
Michael DeCourcy@tsnmike

Lane Kiffin had a golden opportunity to show the sports world they’d been wrong about him for years. Turns out he’s exactly the person he’d shown himself to be. @OleMissFB invigorated his career. We saw how he repaid them. 👇 sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-footba…

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Dan Devine@YourManDevine·
Do I have to think of EVERYTHING
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