jaeded Black Sails BrainRot

"Lying Odysseus replied, 'I will tell you the truth completely.'" Is HILARIOUS. It makes me smile and brings me joy

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

Keep hearing from people IRL and on here about how scarily good AI's gotten, and then I see study after study showing it's still largely useless garbage.

gonna quote this new John Waters interview all the time now

Matilda did not walk her four-year-old self to the public library every afternoon to soak up every possible moment she could in the comfort of books and joy of learning for you to not take advantage of your local library’s innumerable charms

@bugcel_ Lmao I bet you could look up the house on your local property appraiser site to figure out how many rooms the house is zoned for to see the illegal additions/modifications. If you ever need to get out of your lease it's good info to have in your back pocket as a threat.

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

well he was probably, yknow, a hockey kid

🚨🚨🚨HE PICKED THE FUNNIEST OPTION EVER. HE PUT UP A PRIDE FLAG.

“we can desalinate water and drink that!” but why do WE have to? why can’t the golf courses and data centers use desalinated water?? humans get priority status.

Stepping directly onto the set of HBO's The Gilded Age in Manhattan today, and the production scale is absolutely mind-blowing. To completely transform modern New York City back to the 1880s, the crew laid down massive textured carpets over the asphalt to perfectly mimic historic stone streets. There are over 350 background actors fully dressed in period-accurate costumes, alongside dozens of real horse-drawn carriages filling the block. It is incredible to see how much physical craftsmanship goes into creating just a few moments of television magic.

the c on macklins jersey stands for Child Captain and the a on sids jersey stands for Adult Captain

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table? ME: hey thanks man ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

movie glinda's closeted in the way where she's trying desperately to surpress her feelings for elphie, even to herself, and she's gonna be beating herself up for not clocking it sooner. whereas book glinda probably had sex with elphaba and is fully 60 being like "what an

the shadow printing work on this dior cruise 2027 coat is insane

when the unrivaled subplot is ilya dealing with a mouthy rookie who asks him if he was there during the russian revolution when the bolsheviks seized power while shane deals with the coming of his gcu macklin celebrini

ive been seeing a lot of papa ilya soooo here's my two cents

Finally finished my fanart of Tampa Bay Storm Shane from @minrozanov's 'good on my own accord'!! He's at Boston now but the Storm helmet was so vividly described that I HAD to draw it. The fic will soon be done (and I'm devastated), but so thankful for them for giving us such-