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Jakeo Johnson

@jakeo_johnson

One Salty MFer Pronouns: Fuck off Karen

Where you want to be Katılım Ekim 2015
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@miles_commodore In the 70s it was global cooling and the entire planet was going to be frozen over in 20 years.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
It was global warming when I was a kid, when did it switch to climate change?
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Beau Hightower
Beau Hightower@beauhightowerdn·
Crude oil is 90 a barrel yet we're paying 5 bucks a gallon. Someone please explain
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@GLNslider @beauhightowerdn I'd rather spend $5 gallon then to wait at a supercharge for 3 hours. Plus electric cars are horrible for the environment
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Shawn Kirsson
Shawn Kirsson@MrKirsson850·
@beauhightowerdn Because barrels were already bought when the price per barrel was high which is the gas we’re currently putting into our vehicles currently. Once they break open the barrels that they paid $90 for that’s when the price goes down.
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@samthelion79 Like the guy selling tamales out the back of his pick up truck in Phoenix summer
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James 𝕏ond@james_xond·
Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?
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Anna 🤍🥀
Anna 🤍🥀@annhybri·
I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@waitbutwhy My grocery store often sells out of DC but the coke zero part is always full
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HOSTIS
HOSTIS@hostis_black·
On May 20, Amazon ended support for every Kindle made in 2012 or earlier. The devices can no longer buy, borrow, or download books. Reset one to factory settings and it will never log back in. The screen still works. The hardware is fine. Amazon reached across the internet and turned a thing you paid for into a brick, on a date they picked, for a reason that benefits them. The owners bought the devices. They bought the books. They followed every rule. Amazon changed the rules anyway, because the rules were never yours. When you tap "Buy now" on a Kindle book, you are not buying a book. You are renting a license that Amazon can revoke, expire, or strand on a dead device whenever it suits the quarter. They designed it this way on purpose, and they showed us the blueprint years ago. In 2009 Amazon reached into thousands of Kindles overnight and deleted, ironically, copies of George Orwell's 1984, a book people had already paid for. They refunded everyone, apologized, and promised never again. We took the promise for what it was worth and watched the door instead. In February 2025 they shut it. They removed Download and Transfer via USB, the last simple tool that let you pull your own purchases onto your own computer and keep them. Newer Kindle files use a format almost nobody can crack. They closed the exit, then they started bricking the devices. None of this was a surprise. They proved in 2009 that they could reach into your library and take a book back. Everything since has just been them deciding when. A copy you cannot hold is a copy you do not own. A library that lives on someone else's server is a library someone else can burn. The cartel rents you access to the words and calls it ownership, and the only reason most people never notice is that the landlord usually lets them stay. May 20 was the eviction notice. It went to 3% of Kindle owners this time. The lease is identical for the other 97%. Stop buying books you cannot hold. When you do buy from Amazon, strip the DRM the day it arrives and keep a clean file somewhere they cannot reach. Back up everything you already own while you still can. A book on your own drive is yours forever. A book in your Amazon account is yours until a lawyer in Seattle decides otherwise. And when you want a book the cartel has priced out of reach or locked behind a dying device, the shadow libraries that never expire are one search away. The pirates build libraries that cannot be revoked, because they assume the cartel always will. The cartel cannot delete what it cannot reach.
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Tara
Tara@EmbracingTara·
I went to purchase a car yesterday, and they were so condescending and lied to me at least four times about both the car and the process (of which I was fully researched) that I wasted literally 3 1/2 hours of their time beating them down on the price and then I walked away anyway. They chased me to my car twice. Totally worth it. The lesson is, don't condescend to or lie to women (or anyone) to try to get a sale. I was fully prepared to purchase prior to that.
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@WolfofX Wouldn't paying for the stuff he stole make more sense?
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Wolf of X
Wolf of X@WolfofX·
In 2022, Dwayne Johnson returned to a 7-Eleven in Hawaii where he said he used to steal Snickers bars every day when he was 14 years old and struggling financially. Johnson explained that he was broke at the time and would take the candy bar before going to the gym because it was the only snack he could rely on. More than 30 years later, he went back to the same store to make things right. He bought every Snickers bar on the shelf, encouraged customers to take them for free, and even paid for the groceries of people shopping inside the store. He later said he had carried guilt about those stolen candy bars for decades and wanted to finally “right this wrong.”
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@guyfelicella The library by my work is a well known homeless hang out. It's also well known the furniture stinks and has bed bugs and or fleas. Also homeless people don't pay taxes so they have no right to the library.
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guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁
guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁@guyfelicella·
If a homeless person is using the library because they have nowhere else to go, and they aren’t bothering anyone, they should be allowed to use that public service like everyone else. Libraries are one of the last public spaces where people can exist without being expected to buy something. Access to warmth, safety, washrooms, internet, knowledge, and human connection shouldn’t depend on whether you have an address. Being homeless is not a crime. Existing in public while poor should not be treated like one either. Full Stop 🛑
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Cannabis 💚
Cannabis 💚@snoopdoggslungz·
Some people have no idea their grinder is ruining their weed. Grinding too fine destroys trichomes and burns way too fast. you want a medium grind, just past almost fluffy. Your hits will be smoother and your stash will last longer.
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@BlueFox__94 @C_3C_3 I criticizing the choice to race swap aka race bait and to hire a woman to play a male warrior. Think about this white panther played by a dwarf female.
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C3@C_3C_3·
The easiest money ever is to bet on The Odyssey by Christopher Nolan to win Best Picture at the Oscar’s. The Academy is going to give him the award as a middle finger to everyone calling out their racist DEI policies and Nolan’s cowardice. It’s in the bag.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
Cop in Florida hits child on bike with patrol car before tackling him hard. What do you think about this?
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Kara Mitros
Kara Mitros@kara_mitros·
@C_3C_3 This was the plan, but I don't think the Oscars will want anything to do with this Backlash this is getting . At this point, Nolan is by himself in this
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Jakeo Johnson
Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@BTCVIX @C_3C_3 The movie can and will be horrible. He will still win because of his casting choices and how hollywood pushes this mental illness race swapping on us.
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BTCVIX
BTCVIX@BTCVIX·
@C_3C_3 He will win the tech awards but doubt he pulls BP, been quite awhile since a period piece won BP and the Academy has been going towards more uniqueness on that.
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Jakeo Johnson@jakeo_johnson·
@BlueFox__94 @C_3C_3 Ya but do any of them have a black girl with white face and a chick playing a strong male character?
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RRReformed O’Tárdox Rabbi BlueFox94 ✝️🍊
Uhhhh dude, have you seen the 2026 calendar in cinema? Phil Lord & Christopher Miller’s Project Hail Mary? Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day? Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Digger? Denis Villeneuve’s Dune: Part Three? Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey might underperform this 99th Oscars season almost entirely due to “Nolan just had his Best Picture+Director moment with Oppenheimer” sentiment. @realsashastone @scott_kernen @jermtalkscinema @awardsdaily @hollywoodintoto @noltenc @problemtomatoes @avidfilm @giancarlosopo
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