James Bates

Dr Janey Godley, a real hero.

These British GladiaTories names are wild…

Never forget that a mere 18 months ago, the Tories elected this moron to lead the country. This was the best they had.

Your @SouthWestWater / @SouthernWater sewage dumping map for the morning of Sat, 24th Feb 2024. 🤬

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This country

@TimJohn17545618 They sent me a fine as well as I didnt get home until 1.30am.

@jambat Me too. Tried to cross from Lakeside to Kent. It would have been quicker to head north on the M25 and go all the way round. Ended up going through London and now have to pay the ULEZ charge!

6 hours to get through the Dartford Crossing tonight. Utter chaos. Bolted closed slip lane and no help or Police anywhere. 4 hours to go round the roundabout twice. Managed to divert via Docklands otherwise we’d still be there. The most inept and idiotically run thing in the UK.

And I got fined.

And no the fucking tunnel wasn’t open as they’d locked the fucking sliproad.

Filled my car up last week for £110 but drove off without paying, was up in court today got fined £75. Follow me for more tips.

@Ottojizzmark @bloggerheads 27 dog turds

Name something you might find in Nadine Dorries handbag.

Hello

Facebook employees were unable to enter buildings to begin assessing the extent of the outage because their badges were not working.

NOW -> Data of over 1.5 billion Facebook users is being sold on a popular hacking-related forum.

Slightly distasteful shouting and laughing by men in the Chamber at our observation that under this Bill you can get more time in prison for damaging a memorial than raping a woman. I would gently suggest less shouting, less laughing, more listening to women.

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