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Today is the birthday of @GeorgeHarrison , so I thought I’d use the occasion to re-tell the story of the time my grandmother, Janice Moscoe, met him. I’m sure I won’t have all the details correct, but the story is still a mainstay in our family’s lore. #GeorgeHarrison 1/

@SenatorFischer Was it god who told your husband to be a classless piece of shit? Which Bible verse teaches that behavior?

I ask for your prayers for wisdom and strength that I may know and follow God’s guidance as I continue to serve the people and the state I love. Nebraskans are good people. We are pioneers and we are patriots.

I’m humbled by the faith and trust Nebraskans have placed in me as I take this oath for the third time. I will not break that trust, and I will not betray that faith.

@AdamJardy @DispatchAlerts Time for some investigative reporting into the mopping situation. Sooo many slips this year already.

And we're underway from the corner of Lane and Olentangy River. #OhioState in scarlet, Pitt in blue. Thanks for following along at the @DispatchAlerts live blog: dispatch.com/story/sports/c…

@AdamJardy FINALLY!!!! glad to have ya.

Hey #OhioState #Buckeyes fans, you can also find me at bsky.app/profile/cdadam…. Not leaving this website, but giving that one a shot, too.

@_Mqtt_ @GovMikeDeWine 1. They weren’t non-violent. 2. Hate speech directed at individuals - which this was - is not protected.

@GovMikeDeWine I don’t condone their message, but if they were non-violent, free speech is free speech.

@ScottinBayV @GovMikeDeWine Yes. They were arrested.

@GovMikeDeWine "We will not tolerate" eh??? but it was allowed, and was anyone arrested or beat down?

@kylegeorg @GovMikeDeWine Fuck off

@GovMikeDeWine “We denounce false flag operations.” There I fixed it for you.

@m_millsey Hey Mike - if you’re not already we’d love to have you over at Bluesky. Big influx of visitors in the last week. No Nazis!

Some beauty in these times.

@AdamJardy Looking forward to the new season. Would love to see you move to Bluesky. Huge influx of users in the last week.

Hey hoops fans, we have so much to get into. The #Buckeyes open their home slate tonight against Youngstown State, and I've got all the reading material you'll need for the game and the early days of the season. Here's a thread:

C’mon over.

@nyctaper Immediate add

@susanorlean Lots of good things happening over here. Would love to see you join if you haven’t already.

In the Wild open.substack.com/pub/susanorlea…

Just a reminder that we've been at Blue Sky for a while now. We will be over there MUCH more often now, too: mcsweeneys.bsky.social

UPDATE: I was able to get nytpitchbot at BlueSky after all. I deleted the typo one. I'm there now! And will be posting there soon.

@SheaSerrano gotta get you over to Bluesky. You’re better than this place.

@TeamTrump Look at that collection of fucking loser asshats.

3 DAYS TO DECIDE THE FATE OF AMERICA. TODAY IS OUR FINAL FEC DEADLINE BEFORE ELECTION DAY. If you can, will you stand with Trump and chip in $10 in the FINAL STRETCH SO WE MAKE SURE AMERICA VOTES FOR TRUMP! #StandwithTrump

@sentinelaction GFY

🚨 Sherrod Brown backs Kamala Harris, a California Liberal pushing a far-left agenda. Help deliver a landslide victory for America – lock in your vote for Bernie Moreno TODAY! >> SkipTheLineOH.Vote

@BriAltStation @colingawel @northcoastposse Ha! Maybe the fans can file a class action against him.

This is pretty funny. @colingawel @james_baumann @northcoastposse

@brentb_the_1st @SheaSerrano GFY

@SheaSerrano Yeah. Pretty sure Jesus doesn’t approve you telling people go to hell thanks for proving the democrat part is for the devil.

my fellow texans: vote for colin allred or go to hell

@TonyHinchcliffe GFY

These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.