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@realDailyWire I’m tryin ta think

Ohhhhh nooooo! Can't believe his show is ending!!!! What will we do without his comedy?!?!?!?!?!

@ConanOBrien If only he was funny…

Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.

@freddoso @BuckSexton So underrated

@BuckSexton "Best of all time" is a pretty high bar. But I say Burn Notice.

What is the best pilot/first episode of any tv series of all time? I'll go first: Game of Thrones, Season 1 Ep 1 "Winter is Coming"

What’s not to love about California?

@jmasseypoet Seriously, your followers leave the best comments

From an Amazon review of my new book: "I did not find the poetry to be particularly insightful or impactful I also have reservations about supporting somebody with such extreme liberal views. He seems like a traitor to all that I value and hold deer in this country." What?

@jmasseypoet Huh?

@avidseries Serving milk or OJ in a glass pitcher every morning.

@avidseries Nailed it

Things that regularly happen in movies that rarely happen in real life: (1) Ordering food or drinks at a restaurant or bar and then not eating the food or drinking the drink, and leaving without paying. (2) People ending phone conversations without saying goodbye. (3) Female protagonists beating up muscular and much larger male bad guys. (4) Statistically improbable mixed-race romantic pairings (e.g. East Asian man and black woman). (5) Characters driving vehicles and not looking at the road while engaged in conversation with a passenger. (6) Having sex under the sheets. (7) Important business meetings in a conference room lasting about a minute or two. (8) Middle-income characters living in expensive homes or apartments that they couldn't possibly afford. (9)Ordinary people casually dropping f-bombs every sentence or two. (10) Women waking up in the morning with make-up on and perfectly arranged hair.

Robert Plant still sounds great!

Damn it you know you’re old when Axle Rose looks like a grandma singing at church and you remember when they first hit MTV. Getting old sucks💯😪

@FacultyLeaks Well, this looks promising

New anonymous account. I'm a tenured professor and department chair at a university that shall remain unnamed. I write about what doesn't make it into the Chronicle or the faculty senate minutes: — Travel reimbursement abuse — Rigged hiring searches — Unions weaponized against accountability — The protection of mediocrity — The slow credentialing of incompetence — That time we hired a terrorist Also the sex stuff. There's always sex stuff. Some identifying details have been changed. The dysfunction has not. FacultyLeaks.com

@walterkirn It could work

I am biding my time while all the big "podcasters" wipe one another out with their bizarre rivalries. Will then step out of a carriage on the fields of carnage, wielding a platinum scepter, in ruby slippers. It's a plan.

@walterkirn Is 7 AM too early for an old-fashioned?

Again, I will guest host Scott Adams' old show on Thursday morning. I'll be in a hotel so my simultaneous sip will consist of four Nespresso capsules concentrated in one cup, with a dollop of plain hot water. There is no telling what it may cause me to say. Seriously.

@PaleoGina @walterkirn @SteveSkojec Nail on the head

@walterkirn @SteveSkojec They will not change. They still believe climate change was the reason for the fires, that DEI is a necessary thing, that children can change genders, that Republicans are deplorables. Nothing has changed.

I've been spending some time in Los Angeles and I don't think I realized how profoundly the Palisades fire disturbed the elite worldview here. Any sense of being watched over and protected by officialdom simply evaporated for many in the complacent upper echelons.

@jmasseypoet Jarvis is good for 100 laughs a day

I panicked for a split second when I woke up this morning because I was sure I had finally been abducted by aliens, but it was just my cat sitting on my chest and staring at me.

AI might kill us all but at least it gave us this.

@EndWokeness or buy alcohol

Sunny Hostin: If you require ID to vote, a lot of black folks and women won't be able to vote

@jmasseypoet I can't wait!

BRB I need to go write a poem titled “Exploding Trees.”

@GovTimWalz I can’t think of anything intelligent to respond to this ludicrous post