Jonathan Burnhams

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Jonathan Burnhams

@jburnhams

slow but stubborn

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Jonathan Burnhams
Jonathan Burnhams@jburnhams·
@tracyalloway "The Once-Upon-a-Time Magic of Adding '.com' to a Company's Name Just adding that one punctuation mark and three letters used to send stock prices up, on average, 74 percent." archive.is/zMjoG
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Tracy Alloway
Tracy Alloway@tracyalloway·
Allbirds, the shoe brand, now says it's an AI compute company.
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Rob Shaw
Rob Shaw@rljshaw·
@wallaceme I live in Holborn, this was from a few years ago objecting to the currently underway renovation of Great Ormond Street Hospital. "Yeah, sick kids be damned, won't anyone think of the noise pollution- YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO OBJECT!"
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Mark Wallace
Mark Wallace@wallaceme·
Ugh - the Royal Marsden helped to save my wife’s life, and they’re trying to do so for many, many more people. And NIMBYs are trying to stop it because the lifesaving building is taller than they’d like?? Give me strength.
Looking for Growth@lfg_uk

A group of NIMBYs have courageously grouped together to try and block the development of... ...a cancer hospital. The UK's cancer survival rates are up to 25 years behind other European countries. Is this acceptable?

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Andy Carroll
Andy Carroll@AndyCar45312691·
@jburnhams @Layo_FH Fair enough and thank you. Used to just piss me off when he slated spurs for the y word but didn't go at Chelsea (who he supports) with the same vigour for worse.
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Leo Gibbons
Leo Gibbons@Layo_FH·
Me and mate were chatting about the hate David Baddiel gets from the Left, despite him almost never talking about the Middle East. He is hounded by his past use of blackface for example (which he’s apologised for), in a way Harry Enfield and Chris Morris never are. Interestingly, Matt Lucas gets the same treatment as Baddiel. In our opinion, to be a Jew who is acceptable to the Left, you have to conform a rigidly acceptable form of Jewishness. You’ve got to be the type of Jew who has Seder with Owen Jones.
Back by unpopular demand@pengersxi

@Layo_FH "And then all the antisemites flocked to a party lead by a jewish man who was voted in on a whopping landslide."

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Andy Carroll
Andy Carroll@AndyCar45312691·
@Layo_FH Has he ever said anything about anti semitism at Stamford Bridge?
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Jonathan Burnhams
Jonathan Burnhams@jburnhams·
@DJSnM “ Sir, it wasn't how you looked, it was how you smelled." — Navy Seal frogman to astronaut William Anders, explaining his reaction to opening the Apollo 8 capsule pbs.org/wgbh/americane…
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Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis@DanTheBronco1·
@CurtExplores She's actually representing the neighbouring ward to me in Bury. I haven't meet her yet but I'd slightly interested to hear her story and how she made it to Bury.
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Curt
Curt@CurtExplores·
There's a North Korean running for the Tories & every post of hers is her saying 'I know how important freedom is, Labour must be defeated' & every comment is someone w/ an AI lion & union jack profile pic saying 'fuck off back to your country' The perfect encapsulation of UKpol
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TheRealJohn
TheRealJohn@TheReal50972902·
@__paleologo Not sure what you are saying. Motorcycle is dangerous on a per mile basis. But is your point that typical motorcycle riders don't ride that many miles? Such that [Deaths/Mile] x [Low Miles] =[Low deaths]?
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Gappy (Giuseppe Paleologo)
This is a scary statistics but it’s somewhat irrelevant. It needs to be conditioned by the distributions of miles traveled by a passenger in that vehicle. Most people ride motorcycles on weekends, less than 1,000mi/yr, and drive a car 20,000mi/yr. Give a motorcycle a try.
Steve Stewart-Williams@SteveStuWill

“A motorcyclist who traveled 15 miles every day for a year had an astonishing 1 in 860 chance of dying. A person who took a 500 mile flight every day for a year would have a fatality risk of 1 in 85,000.” stevestewartwilliams.com/p/love-blindne…

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Martin Kosík
Martin Kosík@KosiikMartin·
@AndyMasley I dont think one should update much based on a random ragebait post (Twitter usually doesnt reflect well opinions in broader population)
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Stakeholder Consultant
The thing about knife crime in London is that it is incredibly easy to avoid. Gangsters who stab a “civilian” know they’ll go to prison. It’s scum-on-scum. That’s why this seemed shocking at first - “he’d just gone out to test his new camera…”
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Inspector Gadget@InspGadgetBlogs

Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu, 27, has been charged with the Primrose Hill knife murder of Finbar Sullivan. We really can't go on like this. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

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Alexander
Alexander@alexanderrX_·
2020 does not feel like a long time ago. but £100k today buys what £77,500 bought then. prices up 29% in 6 years. your salary didn't move 29%. you got quietly poorer every single year and the government never had to announce it.
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Leo Gibbons
Leo Gibbons@Layo_FH·
I disagree I think both the far-Left and centre-Left both drunk the woke kool-aid but I think some sections in the centre-Left are drifting away from at least the most peak-Woke insanity. But IMO the centre-Left and far-Left are fundamentally very different tribes in how they conduct their politics and how they behave in the public square. The breakdown of who send me abuse or just harass me with bad faith readings of my tweets is probably, 65% far-Left, 25% far-Right, 10% single-issue ragers like those cyclists earlier today. Though as a centrist I’m unlikely to antagonise that many other centrists, I still observe others’ online behaviour and I find that it is very rare to come across centrist abusive or troll accounts, though I’ve come across a couple, such as Eager Elephant and The Last Blairite. The FBPE crowd were nuts and could get abusive and dog-pile, but I never really wound them up as I’m generally a Remainiac.
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Leo Gibbons
Leo Gibbons@Layo_FH·
If anyone has any theories as to why this might be haha I’m all ears
Richard@RGRV101

@Layo_FH You seem to attract an enormous quantity of aggressive twats with a weird urge to get personal / miss the point / etc etc rather than engage in what is generally relatively light and good humoured stuff, and I don't get it.

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Jonathan Burnhams
Jonathan Burnhams@jburnhams·
@UnderSneege Ah true, they could certainly apply pressure that way. But reform voters are actually quite likely to be receiving benefits themselves so the party may claim to want to cut them for “the undeserving” but at most will announce unworkable schemes to limit to British born etc
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Jonathan Burnhams
Jonathan Burnhams@jburnhams·
@Layo_FH Yes I can relate to a lot of it myself too. I hope we won’t go extinct like pandas, too embarrassed to mate. Perhaps AI will do the courting on behalf of us in future and schedule algorithmically optimal hookups? (I think that’s a black mirror episode)
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Leo Gibbons
Leo Gibbons@Layo_FH·
Oh dear haha it always makes me nervous whenever people call something I write brave. I think I feel more comfortable writing about this because of the self assurance that comes from maturity and a loving relationship but also, because I’ve seen the stats on how many Zoomers are not getting laid! It looks like my experience in my teens and early 20s, has almost become the norm?
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Leo Gibbons
Leo Gibbons@Layo_FH·
I’ve written a blog about being unlucky in love as a young man and what the reason for that was. In my opinion I spent too long dreaming of the perfect hand on the poker table when I should’ve been hammering the slot machines.
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