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Jordan

@jcspurlin

☕💻🚘 | Formula 1/Tesla/Tech enthusiast trying to debug reality one day at a time | Mostly here for the entertainment 🍿

United States Katılım Haziran 2010
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Jordan
Jordan@jcspurlin·
@Beno10_MFC 11002, move the bottom two sticks in the 9 to the front. 1 1 0 0 2
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👑Beno10@Beno10_MFC·
High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?
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Tesla@Tesla·
Following future rollout of FSD V14 Lite for HW3 vehicles in the US, we plan on expanding V14 Lite to additional international markets. This update ensures that HW3 vehicle owners will continue to benefit from ongoing software updates. Since international rollout is subject to several factors (completion of technical verification, regional adaptation & relevant regulatory approvals), we can't provide definitive dates at the moment, but will provide updates on a rolling basis
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@JoshWest247 I absolutely love it. Zen Grey looks easier to maintain and makes your car cooler in the summer.
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@jchybow First time my MY on HW3 has ever pulled into a parking space as it arrived at its destination. When arriving to my house it acted like it wanted to back into the driveway as well but it quickly gave up. Something definitely is different in a good way! 👍
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FSD Pilot (Unsupervised) 🛩🇺🇸
HW3 owners, check your Tesla for updates. It didn’t show up in the app for me, but it showed up in the car. 2026.8.6 allegedly brings some undocumented FSD improvements. 😙 (minor ones)
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
NEWS: SpaceX is offering a discount on @Starlink Residential plans for new U.S. customers for the first 6 months, with pricing as low as $39/month and $0 upfront hardware cost. • 100 Mbps: $39/month (from $50/month) • 200 Mpbs: $69/month (from $80/month) • 400+ Mbps: $109/month (from $120/month) Upfront Hardware Cost: $0 Monthly Kit Fee: $0/mo The new discounts are currently only available in select areas of the U.S. and the discount lasts for 6 months. If you cancel service, you will have to return your Starlink hardware rental.
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Jordan
Jordan@jcspurlin·
@elonmusk @mert You need to be able to tell @grok what you want to see and not see. I.E politics, sports, tech, AI, trading, crypto, and family friend content.
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mert@mert·
bro how do i mute all political posts on this app holy hell it has turned into reddit
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Jordan
Jordan@jcspurlin·
@DennisCW_ It’s not an error MY does finance as low as 1.99% not all trim levels would qualify. That’s why it says “as low as”
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@RomainHedouin Tesla is worth more than all other automotive companies combined. Which of those CEOs would you like to run Tesla? It won’t be me.
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Romain Hedouin 🇫🇷 Unit Police
If Tesla's market capitalization only reaches $2T within the next 10 years, the proposed pay package would pay the CEO roughly $20,000,000,000 for this "achievement" This would be roughly 3.8% annual growth from today's share price (2T milestone / 1.38T current market capitalization) That would barely beat inflation, and it would underperform the S&P 500 considerably Sorry, Tesla, some of us (and supposedly, ISS too) simply don't think that underperforming the S&P 500 this much is worth paying somebody 20 billion dollars worth of company value As a fan, I love Tesla, I want it to succeed As a shareholder, I don't want Tesla to over-pay for its CEO I strongly believe that the 2025 pay package proposal would over-pay for its CEO, and that other competent CEOs could grow Tesla just as much with way less political drama and cost investors much less that this proposal
Tesla@Tesla

ISS once again completely misses fundamental points of investing and governance. They recommended against compensation that shareholders have voted on twice before (and that Elon has already earned), as well as the 2025 CEO Performance Award (where Elon receives nothing unless shareholders win big). ISS’s unfounded and nonsensical recommendation against Ira proves how disconnected from reality they are. As Tesla’s longest-tenured independent director, Ira has created a governance framework that has allowed Tesla to achieve an astonishing TSR increase of ~39,000% during his tenure. He embodies our high-engagement Board – with hands-on leadership + effective governance with a focus on long-term value. It’s easy for ISS to tell others how to vote when they have nothing on the line. Vote with Tesla on ALL proposals.

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Jordan
Jordan@jcspurlin·
@Outback these are not Aussie Cheese Fries. Not 1 crumb of bacon and barely any cheese. Normally this is my staple when visiting an Outback Steakhouse. Today this was a huge let down.
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@hwfeinstein @TesCalendar1 Order using the same email as your current Tesla it will automatically put it on the order.
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Howard “Howie” in Washington
@TesCalendar1 How come when I’m going through the order process it doesn’t give me credit for being a current owner. I believe there’s $1000 incentive for that and the credit is in my wallet or does all this show up on the next stage after you’ve placed your original order?
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Alan of TesCalendar 📆⚡️
Alan of TesCalendar 📆⚡️@TesCalendar1·
I’ve been seriously thinking about selling my 2020 Model 3 and leasing a new 3. I can get one for 24 months for $220/mo. If Tesla gets this a little lower I might have to…
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Ryan McCaffrey
Ryan McCaffrey@DMC_Ryan·
@larsmoravy @Tesla You are too kind, Lars. You were very generous with your time (and that new Model Y test drive). I'm looking forward to sharing our conversation with everyone on Sunday! And yes, a round 2 would be great! I still have a LOT of Tesla stuff past, present and future to ask about 😁
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Ryan McCaffrey
Ryan McCaffrey@DMC_Ryan·
McCaffrey. @larsmoravy. This Sunday, 9am ET/6am PT on Ride the Lightning. Y’all aren’t gonna wanna miss this one, @Tesla friends. We covered a LOT of ground: Cybercab, new Y, next-gen Roadster, status of S and X, and more. 😎
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TESLARATI
TESLARATI@Teslarati·
Let's check in on Optimus' competitors... 😳😳😳 Tesla, you better accelerate Optimus' production asap!!! x.com/clonerobotics/…
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@chamath Not to mention there is no easy way to watch your local market team.
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@RBR_Daily @Max33Verstappen you never fail to amaze, the guy has ice water in his veins on the track but the care and compassion of someone well beyond his years! 👍
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RBR Daily@RBR_Daily·
Max Verstappen about his family being in Qatar "It's really nice that they're here now, I see my mom and sister maybe ten times a year. That's not very much. I also realize how important my family is to me and that I have to continue to enjoy it." "My parents are in their early fifties. Time flies, I don't want to think later that I didn't spend enough time with the people around me." ❤️ [telegraaf.nl/sport/26713025…]
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Jordan
Jordan@jcspurlin·
If you already have a Tesla referral to use, please do it and save $2000. If you need one please consider using mine. I don’t usually share mine since it can sound corny to self promote. But saving money is a good thing!! ts.la/lacey53481
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
This worked well for you all last time, so let's do it again! If you'd like someone to use your Tesla referral code, comment below on this post with your link. If you're planning to buy a new Tesla, consider using a referral link from a smaller creator. Let's sell some Teslas!
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@cybertruck I’m convinced this is how crop circles are made.
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Cybertruck@cybertruck·
How Four-Wheel Steering impacts turning radius This standard feature gives Cybertruck the maneuverability of a sports car
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Jordan@jcspurlin·
@F1Clapped Agreed forgetting one though: 2025 - winning despite being 3rd in Constructors the previous year. 😂😂😂
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Clapped 🚀
Clapped 🚀@F1Clapped·
2021 - an absolute war 2022 - the biggest comeback in history 2023 - most dominant season in history 2024 - winning without the fastest car All of theses titles have such special moments and qualities about them, I am super grateful and happy to have had the privilege to watch them all unfold before my eyes
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Dirty Tesla
Dirty Tesla@DirtyTesLa·
Peasant status loner
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