Jeffrey Evenmo ━╋

I just remembered my Twitter password

@SlicedBread00 @CollinRugg Yeah we should take it back

@CollinRugg I don't agree with. Do good. That is not the problem. When you record and talk like a child, you did the good deed for clout, not the deed it's self. How much did this person make via going viral vs the money he gave this woman and her child? Viral is a business.

NEW: Social media philanthropist, Jimmy Darts, helps raise $150,000 for a struggling family in Oklahoma. The young boy had previously gone viral after he told Darts that God had been good to him despite his family's struggles. "Amanda shared with me that she is only a month away from homelessness. She has no car, no money for groceries, and is doing everything she can to care for her children and grandchildren," Darts said on GoFundMe. "Her son Cody was with her, and through tears he shared that he’s been bullied at school, but still said that God has been good to him." God bless them. Video: jimmydarts / ig.

@Golforo The world is healing

You can tell Bam is loving this shit, it's probably reminding him of his early CKY days. Back when they were posting shit on the internet. #fishtanklive

@TheDefiantGhost The elites:

Graham Hancock revealed the explosive truth hidden in ancient texts. A secret society of elites survived the last global cataclysm. They preserved forbidden knowledge through the flood. And they guided the rebirth of civilization ever since. Hancock: “Some of the mysteries in our past… concern secret societies and a behind-the-scenes organization somehow involved in making civilizations.” “From ancient Sumer… part of an esoteric or secretive group which is there to guide and advise societies over very long periods of time.” “The academic disbelief that such ideas could be retained for thousands of years is, in my view, nonsense.” Randall Carlson: “One of the details of myths over and over again is there was some group… that had foreknowledge.” Hancock: “Somebody had foreknowledge. They were able to prepare… the legend of Enoch—knowing that the flood was going to come.” “It's the same story with Atrahasis… warned… of the coming of the flood… buries tablets with knowledge… to be recovered later.” Randall Carlson: “Those who took steps to prepare are going to be the ones who are preserving the knowledge to pass it on.” Hancock: “We are living in the times that followed… post-diluvian era. This is ultimately the same as what Plato is telling us in the Atlantis tradition.”

@LauraMiers @natlungfy @weinbergersa I hope it takes yours

@jeffevenmo @natlungfy @weinbergersa This data will be used to take people’s jobs, somehow, someway. Full stop.

Exclusive: DoorDash launched a new app “Tasks” that pays couriers in some US markets if they submit audio and video clips to help improve AI and robotics models. Many of these tasks are completing household chores while capturing footage with a body-worn camera — data that would be helpful for humanoid robots. Instructions: scrub and rinse at least 5 dishes with your hands, hold each clean plate steady in frame for a few seconds before moving to the next one bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@LauraMiers @natlungfy @weinbergersa You guys are getting paid for household chores??? 🤯

@natlungfy @weinbergersa “Help us put you out of work permanently, please and thank you.”

@liminal_warmth So you hate bugs?

I don’t understand how anyone could hear about salvia trip reports like “I spent 5 years in the bug dimension” or “I was a sentient inanimate hose in my back yard for 20 years” and still be like “well maybe I’ll just try it once…”

@ModdedBlueshift @_vandul

@_vandul Adderall presents: more dystopia!

Introducing the brand new state of the art collect-your-personal-data button that’s shaped like a thumb pointing down presented by adderall

Apparently an artist named Moniker already did a Dora piece like this in 2012 so congrats too me I’m a massive hack once again

@deurpina Bam on fishtank is super wholesome

Bam can't believe Landon #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@_vandul Bingo and Bongo are technically a single fish

I don’t really watch it. I wanna be on it and they don’t seem to pick fans of the show so i think it increases my chances.

@churchtalkative Ok but what happened to the car?

😭God is REAL!

@eternalclassic_ That man is blessed

@LocalBateman I am in this world but not of this world

this was filmed in Canada, where is he originally from?

@FalconryFinance I don’t think this video could be any better. Every single detail is absolute perfection. It’s blowing my mind.

Forcing a colosseum of mighty beans to watch a public execution is WILD

A newly found organism is challenging our definition of life itself. Called Sukunaarchaeum mirabile – named after a tiny Japanese deity – this strange organism doesn’t fit neatly into biology’s rulebook. It’s not quite a virus, but not a fully independent cell either. Instead, it appears to live in the grey zone between life and not-life. Scientists from Canada and Japan stumbled on it while analyzing DNA from a marine plankton species. Within the data, they found a genetic sequence unlike anything they’d seen before. Closer analysis showed that Sukunaarchaeum belongs to the domain Archaea – ancient microbes that are thought to have given rise to all complex life, including us. Like a virus, it relies heavily on its host for energy and most metabolic functions. Its stripped-down genome suggests it has evolved to focus almost entirely on replication, outsourcing nearly everything else. That makes it a biological paradox: part virus, part cell, wholly unique. ["A cellular entity retaining only its replicative core: Hidden archaeal lineage with an ultra-reduced genome.” bioRxiv, 2025]

@uncledoomer Please don’t do this to me rn

by age 30 none of your t shirts should have anything printed on them. youre an adult. fucking grow up.

Demonmogged while jestermaxxing

@NickHintonn Jestermaxxing

Idk man seems sus

@FutureGamesShow @funpunchgames FPS Shape Store

Work alone or with friends to build the ultimate toy warrior and fight your way to victory in Shelf Heroes - a quirky FPS from @FunPunchGames