Jennifer Boyes

I love my hubby @amboyes to bits, but he’s kind of embarrassing..... I came out of the fro-yo shop at a stop on the way to MI and he and Parker are playing @oculus Quest in the Tesla Charging area! 😂🙄🤪

@ZaleskiLuke @atrupar He’s an 80’s NYC mobster. Or at least his mind is still stuck there.

Trump on Canada: "I spoke to Governor Trudeau ... they don't have military protection, and you take a look at what's going on out there ... people are in danger ... they need our protection."

@pmjohnson @jonfavs This legit made me tear up.

Excuse me gonna go run through a brick wall now

GW Bush threw away Bill Clinton’s anti terrorists strategy and demoted Counterterrorism Czar Richard E Clark We got September 11th Donald Trump threw away Barack Obama’s pandemic plan and fired the pandemic response team. We got Covid_19. Really, stop voting Republican.

So Walz-pilled from this speech

@svershbow @brittanyfyffe Ditto, Chicago.

@brittanyfyffe IT'S SUCH A GOOD FEELING

When people talk about the magic of living in nyc they're talking about the spark that forms inside you walking home on a perfect June night blasting the same song over and over again, the world full of endless possibilities. Just to clear that up.

@mulaney 🥲

@NoShoesMon @egavactip This just gave me a good giggle, thanks!

@egavactip ‘The only way to stop a bad guy with a flamethrower is a good guy with a flamethrower.’ - M Gandhi

I did not expect this situation to end this way. "Man With Weapons, Swastika Flag, Found Dead After Friday Standoff With Police In West Humboldt Park" blockclubchicago.org/2023/06/02/man…

@pap3rw8 @CheapoCrappy This makes my brain hurt. 🤪

@CheapoCrappy I know of a house that has 5 separate segments in a row, none of which match

They didn't even try

@SkeletonSaint @AVindman Perfectly said. 💯

@AVindman Elon is a dropout who invested $ in good companies but lacks the experience & discipline to run them effectively. His comments & actions are usually cruel bc fear is a tool unskilled leaders use. Ppl regard him like he’s Steve Jobs but he’s more like your racist Uncle on Facebook

This guy is a train wreck. His trolling/owning the libs campaign is utterly self destructive.

@ryanjamesboyle @saltysuburban29 In Glencoe, agree 💯

@paulisci Just ordered a copy! I’ve absolutely loved your threads here on twitter- happy to support your work! 📖

Thanks to everyone who's supported the project so far, and also cheered me on! It's very much appreciated. ♥️ I'll work hard to make this the best coffee table book containing newspaper clippings, essays and little jokes you'll ever read (top 10 at a minimum).

📖BOOK UPDATE: 1/3 funded! I'm writing a book for @Unbounders presenting my best finds from the newspaper archives looking at repeating arguments (Nobody Wants to Work Anymore!), endless blame & things I find amusing (Cronk!). Pledge for your copy today! unbound.com/books/thepress…

@ZackBornstein I go to $25 to get the intelligent curated feed (with a few “keep my enemies closer” follows) I used to have. Gah! 🙏🏻🧘‍♀️

i’d pay $8/month to reset twitter back to pre-elon

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

@themamacav @TVietor08 Love this! I’m in between, so completely empathic to both sides of the spectrum w/a 12 & 13yo!

@TVietor08 P.S. (says the mom with the HS senior): what’s an even longer day? The one where you’re all waiting for the college decision email to land in your kid’s inbox. So, you’re just training for that!!

Day two with a three month old while my wife’s out of town…only nine hours until bed time

@andrea_s_bitar @TVietor08 Solid advice! Always better for both adult and infant!

@TVietor08 Lol the “days are slow years are fast so cherish” people can go jump in the sea. My advice is take the baby and go out. Store! Walking! Coffee shop!! Babies this age love to look around and will sleep anywhere. Don’t try to kill 9 hours at home.

@shashonna000 @Maurici0gar @HalinaChodz @krassenstein You have me cackling with “Uno reverse” thank you for the laugh! (From one GenX mom to another!🙌🏻)

@Maurici0gar @HalinaChodz @krassenstein Bruh gonna drop an uno reverse.... same stuff on your side lol. Go watch more Faux 'News" even they know it's all bs opinions with zero backing. Lol

I'm sick of people attacking Biden for not being in Ohio but instead traveling to Ukraine & Poland to meet Zelensky and stand up to Putin. - There are 7 Federal Agencies now operating in East Palestine - Not a single life and NO property has been damaged or destroyed in East Palestine - Yes, East Palestine should be taken seriously, but Biden's presence would not help anything, and likely would hurt by adding to the chaos - Biden's presence in Ukraine and now Poland shows Putin and the World that we stand with democracy - Biden's presence means the rest of NATO has the confidence to continue supporting Ukraine and democracy - Biden's presence shows Putin and the world that we are not backing away While Trump coddled Putin at the expense of democracy, Biden stands with Zelensky, NATO and democracy.

@TomTheGamerBro @KristinaMathews @JoJoFromJerz When children are in lockdown in a classroom without an en-suite bathroom, it is there for them so they don’t pee or poop their pants. Hiding and trying to survive unfortunately doesn’t include a bathroom break.

@KristinaMathews @JoJoFromJerz How does cat litter help with active shooters? To throw in their face or something?

Dear Republicans, No one is teaching your kindergartener “CRT”. No one is telling them to be ashamed of their whiteness or “grooming” them to be gay or transgender. And no one is encouraging them to identify as furries. People are lying to you. In order to scare you. The end.

I’m sure this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when enshrining our right to bear arms.🙄 The unintended consequences of preserving an unregulated 2A on a national level are too great a price and have been for far too long. 😢

@miaprovenzano We choose to live like this and have for decades. Zero surprises, it will happen again and again and again until America decides not to be a gun: