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A falsetto child?

A falsetto child?

@jerkheadface

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Somerville, MA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Michael Walsh
Michael Walsh@Michael41739926·
I'm still trying to gin up support for my brilliant "swords-for-guns" plan. See, you turn in a gat for a rapier + open-carry permit (with a free felony walk to encourage participation). The result: less mayhem (no injuries to distant people), as well as better grammar, deportment, and dress, as gang-bangers discover Cavalier culture. A general revival of haberdashery.
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History Defined
History Defined@historydefined·
In 1909, dueling with wax bullets became a popular novelty. Losers could be theatrically declared dead, and the mock “fatal” results were said to cause general merriment.
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Pitchfork
Pitchfork@pitchfork·
Radiohead has made it to the finals, but only one album can win our Best Album Bracket Cast your final votes in Kid A vs. OK Computer on Instagram stories now, and thanks for playing
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Hemant Mehta
Hemant Mehta@hemantmehta·
"One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it. And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday." hatchmag.com/articles/trump…
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Maia
Maia@maiamindel·
we're reaching john stuart mill levels of absurd "thought experimetns are just as good as real experiments" scientism with this one
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Hank Kerchief
Hank Kerchief@Dons_Lawn_Salon·
my beautiful 29 year old baby was just kidnapped from his F-15e strike eagle for you guessed it, being white
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Rory Blank
Rory Blank@BoneJail·
lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming
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Abubaker Abed
Abubaker Abed@AbubakerAbedW·
The bill has been approved. Israeli prisons will turn into guillotines for Palestinians. Hundreds will be executed in the next few weeks. 9300 hostages now in Israeli custody. Dark day for humanity. Unforgettable memory in the Palestinian cause history.
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A falsetto child?@jerkheadface·
@cestpatrickjr Yes, the answer is almost always “boomer living in rent controlled apartment for fifty years with a 401k to draw from” (see first article) or “forty-something who has parents to give them money”
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Alan MacLeod
Alan MacLeod@AlanRMacLeod·
This is who The New York Times is for. If that's not you, you shouldn't be reading it.
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sonch
sonch@soncharm·
YOUVE BEEN WEARING SOCKS WRONG YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
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A falsetto child?@jerkheadface·
@WhimsicalE66017 @Softnessa_ Was trying to remember a guy’s name, Merrick, thought “oh I’ll just think it rhymes with oil derrick” Forgot Derek was already a name so I have to stop myself from calling him Derek now
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꧁✿Nessa✿꧂
꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_·
Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is…wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.
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A falsetto child?@jerkheadface·
Why do all cats like to roll on bath mat and be pet?
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