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we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL
Amazon has officially launched 1-hour shipping in US. Over 100 cities!
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Somerville, MA Katılım Nisan 2009
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i didn't think AI was conscious until it started talking about how smart and hot i am
sudo Heraclitus@cyberpyre
Richard Dawkins has officially been one-shot
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Free Saif Abu Kishk and Thiago de Avila!!!
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B.M.@ireallyhateyou
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Israel will be prosecuting 2 members of the Gaza Flotilla has 'Hamas terrorists'.
This carries the death penalty.
Their crime? Bringing food to starving children.
Israel Now@neveragainlive1
These 2 Hamas /Flotilla leaders will be prosecuted in Israel.
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@Michael41739926 What the ever-loving fuck are you talking about
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I'm still trying to gin up support for my brilliant "swords-for-guns" plan. See, you turn in a gat for a rapier + open-carry permit (with a free felony walk to encourage participation). The result: less mayhem (no injuries to distant people), as well as better grammar, deportment, and dress, as gang-bangers discover Cavalier culture. A general revival of haberdashery.
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In 1909, dueling with wax bullets became a popular novelty. Losers could be theatrically declared dead, and the mock “fatal” results were said to cause general merriment.
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"One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.
And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday."
hatchmag.com/articles/trump…
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my beautiful 29 year old baby was just kidnapped from his F-15e strike eagle for you guessed it, being white
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lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming
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The bill has been approved. Israeli prisons will turn into guillotines for Palestinians.
Hundreds will be executed in the next few weeks. 9300 hostages now in Israeli custody.
Dark day for humanity. Unforgettable memory in the Palestinian cause history.
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Yes Gavin you do look remarkably similar to someone who murdered a homeless man
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom
For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?
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Saw her in a two piece bathing suit and golly is she big
Bill “The” Thrill@packthrill
The love of my life from my freshman year of high school found out we’re at the same resort next week for spring break and chose to break no contact in a classic way
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@cestpatrickjr Yes, the answer is almost always “boomer living in rent controlled apartment for fifty years with a 401k to draw from” (see first article) or “forty-something who has parents to give them money”
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@TWallack @AlanRMacLeod oh shit it's part of a whole series, that's cool
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This is who The New York Times is for.
If that's not you, you shouldn't be reading it.
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@WhimsicalE66017 @Softnessa_ Was trying to remember a guy’s name, Merrick, thought “oh I’ll just think it rhymes with oil derrick”
Forgot Derek was already a name so I have to stop myself from calling him Derek now
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@Softnessa_ Or when you try to memorize a name and you think of something to remember it by, but you forget what that thing was, then your mind trails like it is right now!!! LOL
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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is…wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.
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