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A journey of recovery from #sepsis and multi-organ failure to returning home after 235 days in six hospitals. Life is and will be different, but the body recovers and heals, albeit slowly. #sepsisawareness #sepsissurvivor instagram.com/reel/C5YDayOsp…

@DavidLipsy @cat_quick_ @nexta_tv The article posted I don't think is accurate. It's basically complicated and no one wants oil tankers sinking or running aground. The only tankers boarded so far seem to have been far out to sea and not under escort. navylookout.com/royal-navy-mon…

@jezalist @cat_quick_ @nexta_tv I think this was just a message being sent to London based on Starmers (sp?) remarks. I don't believe they're escorting every one of their ships.

Putin mocks Starmer: Britain unable to follow through on its own threats London has banned its navy from seizing Russian tankers, despite earlier promises to “go after them.” Over this entire period, the British navy has not detained a single vessel. The reason given is that such actions could allegedly violate international law. Moreover, one tanker demonstratively passed through the English Channel escorted by a Russian warship. In London, this was seen as a slap in the face

@DavidLipsy @cat_quick_ @nexta_tv The point is that they are now having to escort their dodgy tankers through waters they previously didn't. This will cost them as they likely don't have the warships to do this everywhere. Stating ships can now be boarded is different to boarding every ship.

@cat_quick_ @nexta_tv Cost has nothing to do with it. You obviously missed the point. Or at least you are pretending that you did.

@SuitablePolitic @sethjlevy Does this statement refer to America or Iran?

Trump is going to hit the power plants because he wants to turn the lights out for a variety of reasons, many of which pertaining to the seizure of Kharg Island. As @sethjlevy said, it'd certainly be on my list. But by giving this ultimatum, Trump forces the regime to respond with pride wnd put themselves in a no-win situation. When Iran goes to retaliate, their missiles and drones won't land. We will intercept everything. Because we're waiting for it. And they'll reveal the location of, probably, their final launchers. Or they fail to live up to their word and the regime collapses under the weight of how weak they've shown the world they are.

@sentdefender UK coming to the rescue, just like the battle of the bulge all over again.

According to CBS News, citing a U.K. official with knowledge on the matter, the U.K. has sent a small team of military planners to work with their U.S. counterparts on reopening the majority closed Strait of Hormuz, the group is in addition to already emplaced planners assigned to U.S. Central Command. According to one official, both Japan and the UK may be interested in sending additional assets, including but not limited to mine detection equipment, once the conflict is over. Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi is set to meet with U.S. President Donald J. Trump today, where the issue is likely to be raised.

@louorns Best I've seen of K9 - winning headers and hold up

Excellent first half, hated the second but at least they dug in. Giorgi, Saba, Louza and Pollock superb throughout, K9 much improved too. Great moment for Bove, loved it

@MikeyCycling @DesprateDanMHR @SarahLudford @limebike @IslingtonBC Plus in many boroughs a blue badge means you can park on double yellows, so you don't necessarily need a parking space

@DesprateDanMHR @SarahLudford @limebike @IslingtonBC There are blue badge parking spots for that, but really, you're just making some sort of desperate claim to needing every car parking space that there is. Bit like "How am I going to move my fridge/couch/bed if I can't park at my door?". Disingenuous, Dan. Tut tut.

.⁦@limebike⁩ ebikes filling not only the designated ‘cycle hire’ section in Islington High St but also most of the car parking section. ⁦ @IslingtonBC⁩ needs to act..

@ThomasJDesign Lumping balls up to him to battle against two big centre halves isn't his game. But we did it relentlessly in the first half

We need to be honest about our number 9...

@secondtierpod They never had the ball long enough.

“Sideways and backwards.” Birmingham’s travelling support not happy with their performance against Watford 👀

@WatfordFC I was worried when he took off chatvetadze for irankunda, but we got better. Suddenly we have a lots of options.

‘Our power is the collective’ Javi from inside the dressing room 🗣️

@secondtierpod Won four in a row sounds better.

Watford are currently the form team in the Championship and unbeaten in 6 games; they also pushed into the play-offs over Christmas. What a job Javi Gracia is doing after taking over from Paulo Pezzolano 👏

@rio_woolf I saw this mycauseuk.com/charity/legs4a…

@jezalist Tbf their actual FV is around £10,000 but I get them for free via NHS😂

25 prosthetic legs for sale. £125 each (just trying to afford a Cat 3 World Cup Final ticket!)😂😂 DM for enquires! (Picture taken 2.5 years ago, still in good condition!) #WorldCup #ESTC

@rio_woolf Get them on eBay. There are many places in the world where people don't get the equipment from a national health service and could use them. Just an idea.

@holland_tom The modern version of come on Tim.

Come on Zak!

@Lesturn76297064 @secondtierpod It's just half of those goals were in league 1 and 2. In contrast deeney had a sustained period in the premier league, was wanted by then league champions Leicester and played in two FA cup semi finals and one FA cup final.

Rank these four strikers in their peak 💪

@OldSchoolMarky @secondtierpod Quality of International football is below the premier league, certainly European qualifiers and nations league group C.

@jezalist @secondtierpod International goals?

@JMO_96 @secondtierpod They are different types of striker. Ultimately if you keep your team in the premier league for longer, enabling you to score more goals then it might suggest you're a more valueable player. Him and pukki would have been a good front two combination.

@jezalist @secondtierpod Deeney played way more games than Pukki so Pukki's goal to game ratio is better. Also for a way better team than that Norwich side. Pukki also scored in the champions league, his nations top goal scorer too. Also higher scoring seasons in the championship

@Zebdee615433 @secondtierpod I knew the sharp one was wrong, but couldn't be bothered to check. He's still playing so still a chance of getting to 48

@jezalist @secondtierpod Sharpe scored 6